Archive for the 'Brandon Davis' Category

Ouch! We all know girlfriend is a disaster, but SERIOUSLY, you greasy little prick??

The walking, talking strain of herpes otherwise known as Brandon Davis took some seriously low digs at Mischa Barton on Twitter, and even had the audacity to call her fat!

Just saw @jeffbeacher and thought it was Mischa

Omg. Just realized my ex turned in to 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I'm gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the Hefer

Wow, Brandon! Congratulations!

You suck harder than she does!

Sure, the Mush may look a little doughey sometimes, but the only date you've got scheduled is for your next shot of penicillin, you asshat.

No self-respecting man, woman, or animal would go out with you, let alone a plus-sized model!

Get off Twitter and seizure your way back into whatever STD-infested gutter you crawled out of.

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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We can't believe that someone other than Greasy Bear would have her!

Fresh out of her marriage, Avril Lavigne was spotted making out with some random dude at NYC's Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel on Tuesday.

We think slutty just met him that night!

The pair were surrounded by a group of friends as they sipped vodka and champagne. As soon as Jet's Are You Gonna Be My Girl began to play, Avril leapt on the poor boy and began to shove her tongue down his throat.

And then, they exchanged numbers!

clASS act!!!!

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If this is true, we guess she didn't get too serious with Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis!

Avril Lavigne was reportedly spotted out several times with Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama.

After a first date near the end of October at Nobu they were supposedly getting chummy at LA club Wonderland over this past weekend.

A witness says:

"She had her hand on his knee and they were whispering in each other's ear, laughing. They even closed the club, sneaking out just after 2."

BARF!

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D-Lister Avril Lavigne appears on the cover of Z-List magazine Savvy this month. We've never heard of it before either!

She looks HOrrendous!

And she's "learned what's important in life?"

Surely that can't include hard-pAArtying and shacking up with Brandon Davis?

Oh BARF!

Recently separated Avril Lavigne is wasting no time in moving things right along with Brandon Davis.

The gruesome twosome were spotted house hunting in Beverly Hills and the Hollywood Hills just this week. Avril is selling the home she shared with ex Deryck Whibley and well, Davis still lives at home in Bel-Air.

What a winner!

A source reveals, "She and Brandon aren't sure where the romance is headed. But Brandon has never lived with a woman before, so it's a big commitment on his part."

Please, these two are just destined to crash and burn.

We're eagerly waiting on the edge of our seats!

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Hey, when you are broke you are broke, and when you are as pathetic as Brandon Davis, you steal other people's shit when you are broke!

Not that Scott Storch is any better, but he is revealing that the Greasy Bear tried to steal a diamond watch from him, which abruptly ended their friendship.

According to Scott, during a party at his now-repossessed house in Florida, he caught Brandon swiping a $100,000 watch from him. When Scott confronted him about it, Brandon admitted to the crime, became a pansy, and begged for forgiveness. Scott didn't turn him into the police, but it ultimately ended their bromance.

Douches like Davis are unpredictable and can't be trusted.

April Lavigne better watch out!

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These two deserve each other!

Although Avril Lavigne and Greasy Bear aka Brandon Davis have been pAArty pals for awhile, it turns out Avril spent a month on a yacht in St. Tropez with the douchebag this summer!

All while still married to Sum-41 hubby Deryck Whibley!!!!

Lavigne pAArtied it up all summer long on Davis' 100-foot-yacht with friends, where the washed-up pop punk star was seen "downing shots, drinking booze from the bottle and play-fighting men on the beach."

Says one source: "She wasn't acting like a married woman at all."

No shit!

Even though Avril and Deryck have since split, insiders say she's absolutely "not involved romantically" with Davis in any way, and that the two are "just friends."

Friends with a major problem!

(Sniff sniff.)

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Brandon Davis has reportedly been hard up for cash for quite some time. He's been cut off!

But, now, according to new reports, his wealthy family may be having some financial problems as well.

Just last night, Douchebag Davis was spotted out pAArtying with Kim Kardashian at STK club in Los Angeles.

With Greasy's money issues, does that mean Kim paid for him to party last night?

And, uhm, what in the heck is Kim wearing? It looks like fabric for window drapes. And what do U think of Greasy's shoes?

There's so much wrong going on in this picture.

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