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Greasy Bear And Avril: BFFs 4 Life!

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These two deserve each other!

Although Avril Lavigne and Greasy Bear aka Brandon Davis have been pAArty pals for awhile, it turns out Avril spent a month on a yacht in St. Tropez with the douchebag this summer!

All while still married to Sum-41 hubby Deryck Whibley!!!!

Lavigne pAArtied it up all summer long on Davis' 100-foot-yacht with friends, where the washed-up pop punk star was seen "downing shots, drinking booze from the bottle and play-fighting men on the beach."

Says one source: "She wasn't acting like a married woman at all."

No shit!

Even though Avril and Deryck have since split, insiders say she's absolutely "not involved romantically" with Davis in any way, and that the two are "just friends."

Friends with a major problem!

(Sniff sniff.)

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Why Is She Hanging Out With That Douche?

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Brandon Davis has reportedly been hard up for cash for quite some time. He's been cut off!

But, now, according to new reports, his wealthy family may be having some financial problems as well.

Just last night, Douchebag Davis was spotted out pAArtying with Kim Kardashian at STK club in Los Angeles.

With Greasy's money issues, does that mean Kim paid for him to party last night?

And, uhm, what in the heck is Kim wearing? It looks like fabric for window drapes. And what do U think of Greasy's shoes?

There's so much wrong going on in this picture.

[Image via WENN.]

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Is The Douchebag Davis Family Broke As A Firecrotch Joke?

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Is the Davis family actually broke?

The woman responsible for unleashing double douchebags Brandon and Jason Davis upon the world, and daughter to supposed billionaire Marvin, might lose her house!

Nancy Davis reportedly owes up to $226,152.57 on her Bel Air home, and the company that loaned her the moolah is threatening to put the house on the auction block.

In a bid to keep the house, she's put it on the market with a $19,975,000 price tag. She has only until February 26th to transfer ownership!

Her rep said, "This is a paperwork glitch. The default will be cured and the house will not be sold through foreclosure."

Yeah right!

Are Greasy and Gummy going to have to start, you know, working?

Greasy could wring his face out for a bucket of oil to fry the French fries in, but Gummy might try to sneak too many of them!

[Image via WENN.]

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Look Up Hot Mess In The Dictionary

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It seems the place to be last night in Hollywood was at the Bar Deluxe.

We went to get a head start on our holiday celebrating with Katy Perry and Paris Hilton.

Oh, yeah, Brandon Davis was there too.

The douchebag threatened to punch us in the face, which many of you might actually like.

We invited him to (knowing full well we'd call the police within 30 seconds of his fist making contact). But, the sweaty bear of a man pussied out.

Pussy!

[Image via WENN.]

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SIGHting

Spotted: Avril Lavigne and her "good friend" Brandon Davis at an after-hours party at a private residence in Beverly Hills on Thursday night.

Her troll husband was nowhere to be seen.

Very inneresting!

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Douchebags Stick Together

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"Rocker" Avril Lavigne and her husband, washed-up musician troll Deryck Whibley , are trying to make the media believe their marriage isn't on the rocks.

Just Tuesday night, though, April was spotted out at West Hollywood nightclub, Coco De Ville, pAArtying with hubby nowhere in sight.

But, even more interesting/troubling, is the fact the she was seen leaving the club with the original “firecrotch” douchebag and multiple rehaber, Brandon Davis.

Wonder what these two losers were up to together?

Sniff! Sniff!!!

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Brandon Davis Wreaks Havoc On Pink!

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An allegedly drunk Brandon Davis caused Pink to turn red this morning!

The ex of Mischa Barton and shameful oil heir was seen walking out of a liquor store on Sunset Blvd. at 1 A.M. on Monday, Dec 1st, after a night of pAArtying at the Viper Room.

The Mercedes-driving socialite backed into a BMW 3-Series Touring belonging to Pink while trying to leave the parking lot. The singer's car was seriously banged up, and it was all caught on video by the paparazzi!

After a brief meeting with Pink, both parties drove off of the premises. She did NOT look pleased and was overheard saying she wanted to look at the video of Davis smashing into her car.

We're sure Brandon is glad no cops showed up!

But, as we all learned with BritBrit, he's not out of the clear!

Click here to watch it all go down!!!!

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