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What great news. Katie Holmes has finally landed a job! Ha!
The 31-year-old will be teaming up with Daniel Radcliffe this weekend to present the best featured actress award during the 64th annual Tony awards.
The nominees in the category include Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Hecht, Jan Maxwell, Maria Dizzia, and Rosemary Harris.
"Katie has proven herself a welcome addition to the Broadway community with her phenomenal debut last year in All My Sons and her continued support of theater. She and Daniel will bring a really great energy to the show this year, and everyone is really looking forward to working with her."
Wonder if Katie will do a little dance during the show this weekend?
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If you were shocked that Tom was so agile, you weren't the only one! (Did you catch his wife clapping along off-beat to his routine from the audience?! Lolz!)
To get so in-tune with the moves, Tom hired his wife's former choreographer, Tyce Diorio, to work with him during the weeks before. The practice seemed to pay off, mostly.
So what does Tom say Katie Holmes said of his performance?
“She loved it. She was there while we were working on it,” Tom
Bet she was just happy Suri let you guys go out for an evening by yourselves! You're big kids now!
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The couple, hoping to attract attention, invited A-list celebs like Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Brad Pitt and Angelina to their brand new new $10 million Hidden Hills, CA home Saturday night. A source says:
"They wanted to celebrate their new home and their sixth anniversary by renewing their vows. They're excited about their new life together as a family in California and wanted to kick it off with a great party. Jen is very excited about sharing her special night with her family and friends."
And even after all that, a total of ZERO people still care!
Only the finest of things for the changeling!!
aliens kids are happily occupied with a blank placemat and a few crayons while out at a restaurant with their folks, Suri Cruise will simply not stoop down to such a plebeian level!
Before you groan with disgust, give girlfriend some credit! She has a busy life!
We're sure she was just answering some long overdue e-mails and catching the latest episode of Mad Men! LOLz!
It's ridiculous to us that anyone under the age of 18 has one of those things, but we'll let it slide because that poor child has to put up with her psychotic effing parents all day.
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Pacey Witter Joshua Jackson was in the house!
Let's travel back to a time when the CW was the WB and the shows were just as crappy but got better ratings. Katie Holmes was just making her name in the biz and Joshua was trying desperately to get people to forget he was a Mighty Duck.
They fell in love, just like their characters on Dawson's Creek, but then they broke, unlike their characters on Dawson's Creek. However, Katie has said that he was her first love and that she will "treasure" him always.
Well, Tom Cruise isn't so happy about that and when he found out he would have to walk the red carpet with Josh, he lost his little mind!
Sources at the event claim that Tom had his people call with all kinds of "stipulations" to ensure that he would still attend. He wanted it confirmed that Josh and his GF Diane Kruger were seated far away from him and Katie. He wanted extra security, although what he thought Josh might do to him, we don't know. He demanded two dressing rooms - one for himself and one for all the offerings to his daughter Suri Cruise so that she might keep her father from exploding. Finally, Tom showed up 45 minutes after Josh, which was 15 after the show had already started. He then took his sweet time smoozing with fans on the red carpet before finally heading inside.
We bet the event organizers can't wait to have him back next year!
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