Believe it or not, this is Ashlee Simpson at the AXE Instinct Power of Leather launch party in New York on Wednesday.

What kind of plastic surgery butchery is this?!

Stop visiting the doctor!!!!

[Image by Darla Khazei via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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We love hearing about the crazy things celebrities do, but we also care about their good deeds. When they use their star power for positive change!

And photographer-spitting Pete Wentz and his jealous wifey, Ashlee Simpson, are taking a stand for equality.

Pete and Asslee recently teamed up with other celebrities to join the No H8TE Campaign, and we've got to say, we haven't seen Wentz looking this hot in a long time!

Also joining the efforts is the ever adorable Emmy Rossum and rocker Mark Hoppus.

Faboosh!

[Images via Adam Bouska.]

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Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were spotted attending the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation 20th Annual 'A Time For Heroes' Celebrity Carnival held at Wadsworth Theater in Los Angeles on Sunday.

And the hard-pAArtying duo took their baby boy, Bronx Mowgli, along for the event.

Bronx has gotten so big! Look at that lil chubster, he's adorable.

Let's just hope he doesn't get his mom's original nose.

On a bright note, no photographers were reportedly spat on yesterday courtesy of Wentz.

[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]

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Now it's his turn to act out!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Pete Wentz lost his temper when a photog snapped a picture of him and wifey Ashlee Simpson at his 30th birthday party in Las Vegas Saturday night at The Bank Nightclub.

So what'd the bratty bass player do??

He spat on the photographer!!!!

Ew!!!

Here's what our insider had to say: "Inside the club some photgrapher took a photo of Pete and Ashlee and I guess they didn't ask, so Pete flipped out and went after the guy. His publicist and Ashlee held him back, but he spit on the photographer."

Spitting is considered assault in the eyes of the law!!!

Wonder if the photog will press charges???

That shit is nasty!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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Asslee Simpson has apparently apologized to Pete Wentz's ex, Michelle Trachtenberg, after Simpson went bat shit crazy on Michelle at a very public event Monday night in El Lay.

We sense Papa Simpson had a hand in this!

"It was just a misunderstanding," Ass' rep quickly told OK! Magazine after PerezHilton.com broke the story Wednesday morning.

That's the best you can do???

What's to be misunderstood when you're screaming "I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was fucking him!"???

Ha!

Her rep continued: "Ashlee has since apologized to Michelle and they remain on good terms."

Good terms, eh?

Hard to believe!

[Image via WENN.]

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Poppa Joe won't be happy to hear this!

Multiple impeccable sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that a very nasty altercation went down between Ashlee Simpson and Michelle Trachtenberg at the 'DJ Hero' party at LA's Wiltern Theater on Monday night.

Several insiders tell us that an out-of-control Simpson verbally attacked Trachtenberg and had to be restrained.

The party-planner made a major faux pas by sitting Pete Wentz and wife Assslee directly in front of his ex-girlfriend, Trachtenberg, who attended the soiree, where Jay-Z and Eminem performed, with her new boyfriend.

Surprisingly, "The evening started off very civilly," an eyewitness tells us. "Pete and Ashlee had a pleasant conversation with Michelle and her boyfriend for close to 20 minutes." Simpson even showed Trachtenberg some baby pictures of her little boy, Bronx.

Then, the boozing happened! And more!

"Ashlee got very very drunk," an insider reveals. "She also kept making frequent bathroom trips."

Maybe she was just going to the bar a lot?

She's a new mom!

"As the evening went on and Ashlee started to get sloppier, things got out of control," one stunned partygoer tells us.

The crescendo of the night occurred when an increasingly loud and obnoxious Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance. "She was staring directly at Michelle and starting hurling insults at her," a source tells us. "She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting!"

Clearly out of control, Asslee screamed at Michelle, "I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was fucking him!"

Wow. Real classy!

Trachtenberg's response? She took the high road. "I've never said bad things about you. I'm happy for you guys," said Michelle to Ass.

As Simpson proceeded to get louder and in Trachtenberg's face, Mark Hoppus's wife had to drag Asslee away to avoid her physically assaulting Michelle, we're told.

"Pete looked mortified," an eyewitness tells us.

He should have been!

He should have also stood up and kept his wife in check!

[Images via WENN.]

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When you buy toilet paper in bulk, do you ever feel like you're missing something?

Maybe it's Ryan Cabrera!!!!

The singer, most commonly known for once dating Ashlee Simpson, is available for purchase courtesy of discount bulk retailer Sam's Club.

At the online store, you may purchase a private show with Cabrera for $24,500.

That is a big investment but you will enjoy yourself as you are covered by Sam's Club Member Satisfaction Guarantee.

Enjoy a serenade by the singer dubbed "on the fast-path to success."

Guess his 15 minutes are up!

[Image via WENN.]

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The CW Network held their "upfronts" presentations on Thursday and officially announced their new schedule for the fall, which includes the remake of Melrose Place starring Miss Ashlee Simpson Wentz.

Her hair color is AWFUL, but look at those shoes!

OMG!

We love them!

They're PINK!

At least one Simpson sister is retaining some style!

Check out a clip of the new Melrose Place HERE.

[Image via WENN.]

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It's Mr. Mom!

Ashlee Simpson must have given husband Pete Wentz a good talking-to, because the new dad took some time off from public peeing to take on daddy duties in New York.

Wifey was in town promowhoring Melrose Place, which she stars in and got picked up by The CW for the fall.

Hubby took take of little Bronx on Wednesday.

It's always nice to see the dads being hands-on!

[Image by Buzz Foto.]

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