Thankfully for us, Khloe Kardashian will!
Ooh-la-la! 'Drina is just drenched between the legs!!
In fact, every part of her FIERCELY fit body looks salty and damp to the touch, because that's what happens when you play in the ocean!!
Cameras recently caught Audrina Patridge and her BMX-ing boyfriend Corey Bohan soaking up sun and enjoying an afternoon of romantic fun in Tahiti!
Aww!! They're so adorbzies together!!
The lustful lovers played in the ocean, stared deeply into each other's eyes, then likely returned to their hotel room to partake in AH-Mazing adult activities!!
We thought Vanderpump Rules was pretty much the new Hills?
Apparently there is no replacing The Hills because Audrina Patridge thinks it needs to return to TV.
And just when you thought you were free!
Audrina revealed to Ryan Seacrest that fans might get one more chance to zone out with their favorite El Lay crew. She spilled the news:
The reality TV star was spotted at the Gavert Atelier salon in Beverly Hills on Wednesday getting her long locks dyed by Minardi colorist Sherry Ratay, just less than 24 hours after her magical Sin City appearance.
It looked like Audrina took a page out of Kim K’s book with her black Balmain leather shorts, which she paired with an ecru tank, black booties and vintage Chanel purse. Sunglasses, a Whitley Designs necklace and her fabulously wavy hair completed her look!
What do U think of her dye job?
[Image via WENN.]
Lookin’ good, girl!
Audrina Patridge stopped by Australian designer Abby Kheir's booth for a little meet and greet at the MAGIC Convention in Las Vegas on Tuesday.
The reality TV star looked cute in her little white Abyss by Abby dress, featuring a plunging neckline, and strappy gold heels.
Ch-ch-check out more pictures from Audrina's appearance (below)!
[Image via DJDM/WENN.]
Always an eclectic mix of personalities on the Sunset Strip!
Just last night, the Sunset Strip Music Festival was graced with the presence of Shadow D*ck himself — Joe Manganiello.
He and Marilyn Manson were celebrating at the Mondrian in honor of The Doors and their legendary career.
And we can only imagine the conversation they had! Maybe a lil' chit-chat over their Evan Rachel Wood connection??
Heyy.. Sam Trammell could join in on that convo too! Ha!
An inside source tells us:
Stop the press! This Just In! BREAKING NEWS!!!
Audrina Patridge is still really, really ridiculously good looking.
The reality starlet was recently caught flaunting her fantastic figure poolside at Liquid Sundays, a Foxwoods Casino party that aspires to get girls wet and drunk.
Now that's a mission statement we can get behind!
But back to Audrina — just LOOK at this gorgeous girl!