It's the best Music Monday EVER!
If you need a bad girl or bad gals to blow your mind, you know which three ladies to call!
This one's a club banger, y'all!
Listen to the Bang Bang (above)!!
Holy hooters, batman!
This is the most peculiarly seXXXy things to emerge from Down Under since the constipated-sex-toy-guy finally pooped out his vibrator!
Or at least she was, until he SHOCKINGLY gave her the big fat boot during last week's final showdown!
The seXXXy singin' soon-to-be starlet was one of the fan favorites! Will.i.am even nicknamed her Voice Lady — partially because she had a SUPER voice, but also because the revealing outfits she wore made her look like one of those makeshift superheroes on Hollywood Boulevard, LOLz!!
But will kicked her off because she lives down the street from him in L.A. and he said she should just look him up there!
Well, Voice Lady took his advice to heart! The spandex-clad aspiring singer flew from Australia to El Lay and was spotted searching for her beloved mentor in the wackiest way possible!!
Ch-ch-check out her scantily clad search for yourself (above)!
Chris Martin, you are one insanely talented man!
In their latest and innovative music video, A Sky Full of Stars, the Coldplay frontman walked down a sidewalk in Sydney, Australia dressed like a one-man band with a crowd in tow!
What makes this video so incredible is it was filmed all in one take AND whoever made the video kept all the background noise in!
The band thanked their Australiastic fans and posted:
Thank you Sydney, that was amazing. And here's the new A Sky Full Of Stars video that you made with us… love g,j,w,c
Ch-ch-check out the fabulous music video (above)!!
The Australiastic crowd got an AH-Mazing surprise last night at the Coldplay concert and we're so jelly we weren't there!
Kylie Minogue graced the crowd with her presence at the band's Sydney show on Wednesday evening!
The AH-Mazing songstress performed two duets with Chris Martin and his band of British musicans!
Kylie performed her classic Can't Get You Out Of My Head, along with Where The Wild Roses Grow and they both sounded PHENOMENAL!
Ch-ch-check out the performances (below)!
Green Day would be so proud!
The up-and-coming sensations joined in on Kerrang! magazine's epic track-by-track cover of Green Day's American Idiot album where they covered the title track (above)!
We don't blame you if you're weary of the cover, but trust us. It's so PERF!
If you're starting to feel that infatuation itch coming up…don't worry, CLICK HERE for our guide to deciding whether or not this Aussie band will be your next obsession!
Well at least SOME good is coming from this? We guess?
While the palace has yet to make an official statement on the incident, it seems that the photographer is speaking out and wants everyone to know that they're not a bad person!
In fact, they're doing something you would NOT expect!
They're donating the money they make from the picture to a charity!
The photog explained:
Well, that's one way to get people talking about your new product!
Trying to create a buzz for their new video game, game publisher Ubisoft settled upon the worst PR stunt in the history of ever.
Watch Dogs, their new action-adventure game, was shipped to reviewers and media outlets inside of a small, unmarked safe with a keypad on it. Accompanying the package was a "suspicious" letter that advised the recipient to check his or her voicemail.
Wait, what!? That sounds like protocol for sending out ransom notes, not video games!!! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Lo-and-behold, an employee at Australia Square received the package and didn't know precisely how to react. He wasn't able to access any voicemail message, so he tried to open it via keypad! That only made the package start to BEEP!
So, he did what anyone in his situation would do — he called the mother-effing bomb squad!!!
If you think the continuing conflict over Palestine is bad, if you thought the Spanish Inquisition was horrible, if you thought the Holocaust was awful, well then
just wait until you catch wind of Miranda and Orlando's religious rift you are absolutely right. Those are unquestionably three low points in human history.
Frankly, the list of godawful (pun intended) tragedies caused by religious strife and deity-centered persecution is longer than Alexander Skarsgård's perfect peen and nearly twice as intimidating. Furthermore, if this recent interview with supermodel Miranda Kerr is any indication, it just got a little longer!
(The list, we mean, not the perfect peen — apologies for a literal dangling modifier.)
In case you weren't paying attention, Miranda just made one heck of a confession: