The coy couple is back!
Unfortunately, it doesn't look like they were too happy to be caught!
Just check out that hand sandwich!
Will they ever make it official?? Sigh.
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
She sure dodged a bullet on this one…
As you may have seen, Queen Madge pulled a fan onstage at her Rebel Heart concert in Brisbane last night and proceeded to pull the girl's top down, exposing her left breast.
While that in itself is already tasteless and technically harassment, things got even murkier a few hours later when it was revealed that the fan was actually only 17 years old!
16 is the legal age in Australia, so Madonna wasn't at risk there — but there is a law protecting ALL women's boobs from ever being touched without consent… so the Give Me All Your Luvin' singer sure is lucky Josephine Georgiou appreciated the stunt!
The teenage model spoke to The Courier Mail the day after her boob went viral, defending Madonna, saying:
Oh, Madonna. What are you doing?!
On Wednesday, the Queen of Pop took the stage in Brisbane as part of her two-night stop in the Australian city for her Rebel Heart Tour.
And while fans were PISSED that the icon was over two hours late starting the show — things didn't get going until 11:22 p.m. — she gave the remaining concertgoers, who didn't storm out of the Entertainment Center, an interesting show to say the least.
At one point during the concert, the blonde beauty invited a young woman from the audience to join her onstage.
The singer commented on the gorgeous gal's good looks, telling the crowd:
"She's the kind of girl you just want to slap. Or pull…"
But as she said that, she tugged on the concertgoer's shirt, pulling her top down and COMPLETELY exposing her breast!
We love Madge, but GIRL. She was obviously wearing a strapless shirt. If you yank on that, it's GOING to come down with you.
And then in an attempt to make up for it, the 57-year-old awkwardly joked about sexual harassment, and even offered to let the fan make her "hole big again."
For those of you whose minds are in the gutter, we're 99% sure she's talking about a hole in her costume… But just to be sure watch the entire uncomfortable encounter (below)!
We hope she's amused by this.
And while a covered up version of her body seemed to piss a lot of people off for some reason, one artist was especially drawn to the snap!
Self-proclaimed intersectional feminist/street artist Lush Sux out of Australia showed off their gigantic 30-foot mural of the reality TV star in Melbourne on Saturday, and that body is giving us life!
Although, we can't help but notice that the face looks a lot like the crappy Ecce Homo repainting that went viral a few years back… sorry ’bout it!
Where will Kim K. pop up next??
Ch-ch-check out the pièce de résistance of Kim's kareer (below)!!!
What in the world is going on Down Under?!
A contestant (?!) named Erik The Dog might be about to win Australia's Got Talent — which, hey, whatever… until you learn Erik is a freakin' ROBOTIC DOG!
That's right! The AGT hosts love the flirty, cheeky metallic fake dog, but viewers of the show are now up in arms — because the K-9 could actually win a quarter of a million dollars!
Hosts Sophie Monk and Kelly Osbourne have been smitten with the sharp-tongued, quick-witted robot for some time.
The dog is actually pretty charming… in a weird way.
During the semifinals, he twerked to I'm Too Sexy, which got the judges all hot and bothered, even causing Kelly to call the pup her "boyfriend."
Ch-ch-check it out (below):
In fact, he says she never mentioned him at all! He said:
"Harry wasn't mentioned at all in the Kardashian finale last night… he hasn't been mentioned on her show at all this season."
So, it looks like the jury's still out then about whether or not the long-locked singer smells, but we're guessing that after all this he won't ever be caught not wearing deodorant! LOL!
Now that was a season finale!
Last night on KUWTK there was so much going on it might have been hard to keep up — pun intended — so we've got you covered!
Throughout the episode, Kim Kardashian West slowly started to realize just how out of place she is at momma Kris Jenner's house alongside Kanye West — who compared living there to his days as a struggling rapper — as the fam's second baby is soon to arrive.
Kim talked about real estate and maybe moving in to one of her other homes, she fired off an angry email to her construction contractors, wanting the work done ASAP on her Calabasas home, and she even considered moving into the Bel Air home!
Don't we ALL have those problems?!
Things all came to a head, though, when Kris revealed