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Coldplay Takes Their Australian Fans On A Journey In The Music Video For A Sky Full Of Stars! Watch It HERE!

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Chris Martin, you are one insanely talented man!

In their latest and innovative music video, A Sky Full of Stars, the Coldplay frontman walked down a sidewalk in Sydney, Australia dressed like a one-man band with a crowd in tow!

What makes this video so incredible is it was filmed all in one take AND whoever made the video kept all the background noise in!

The band thanked their Australiastic fans and posted:

Thank you Sydney, that was amazing. And here's the new A Sky Full Of Stars video that you made with us… love g,j,w,c

AH-Mazing!

Ch-ch-check out the fabulous music video (above)!!

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Surprise! Kylie Minogue Joins Coldplay On Stage In Sydney For Two Incredible Duets! Watch Them HERE!

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The Australiastic crowd got an AH-Mazing surprise last night at the Coldplay concert and we're so jelly we weren't there!

Kylie Minogue graced the crowd with her presence at the band's Sydney show on Wednesday evening!

The AH-Mazing songstress performed two duets with Chris Martin and his band of British musicans!

Kylie performed her classic Can't Get You Out Of My Head, along with Where The Wild Roses Grow and they both sounded PHENOMENAL!

Ch-ch-check out the performances (below)!

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This 5 Seconds Of Summer Cover Of Green Day Is Pretty Idiotic! (Relax! It's A Compliment!)

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Green Day would be so proud!

5 Seconds Of Summer has been capturing hearts ever since One Direction introduced them to the world and now we can't get enough of the talented band!

The up-and-coming sensations joined in on Kerrang! magazine's epic track-by-track cover of Green Day's American Idiot album where they covered the title track (above)!

We don't blame you if you're weary of the cover, but trust us. It's so PERF!

If you're starting to feel that infatuation itch coming up…don't worry, CLICK HERE for our guide to deciding whether or not this Aussie band will be your next obsession!

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The Photographer Who Snapped Kate Middleton's Bare Booty Is Doing Something CRAZY With The Proceeds! Find Out What HERE!

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Well at least SOME good is coming from this? We guess?

Pictures of Kate Middleton having a SERIOUS wardrobe malfunction, aka her bare butt was exposed, surfaced the other day and things went kind of crazy!

While the palace has yet to make an official statement on the incident, it seems that the photographer is speaking out and wants everyone to know that they're not a bad person!

In fact, they're doing something you would NOT expect!

They're donating the money they make from the picture to a charity!

The photog explained:

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Video Game Company's Awful PR Stunt Predictably Backfires & A BOMB SQUAD Has To Clean Up The Mess!

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ubisoft watch dogs bomb squad pr stunt gone wrong

Well, that's one way to get people talking about your new product!

Trying to create a buzz for their new video game, game publisher Ubisoft settled upon the worst PR stunt in the history of ever.

Watch Dogs, their new action-adventure game, was shipped to reviewers and media outlets inside of a small, unmarked safe with a keypad on it. Accompanying the package was a "suspicious" letter that advised the recipient to check his or her voicemail.

Wait, what!? That sounds like protocol for sending out ransom notes, not video games!!! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Lo-and-behold, an employee at Australia Square received the package and didn't know precisely how to react. He wasn't able to access any voicemail message, so he tried to open it via keypad! That only made the package start to BEEP!

So, he did what anyone in his situation would do — he called the mother-effing bomb squad!!!

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Is Orlando Bloom Divorcing Miranda Kerr Because She Cheated On Him With Jesus?! Holy Split!!

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If you think the continuing conflict over Palestine is bad, if you thought the Spanish Inquisition was horrible, if you thought the Holocaust was awful, well then just wait until you catch wind of Miranda and Orlando's religious rift you are absolutely right. Those are unquestionably three low points in human history.

Frankly, the list of godawful (pun intended) tragedies caused by religious strife and deity-centered persecution is longer than Alexander Skarsgård's perfect peen and nearly twice as intimidating. Furthermore, if this recent interview with supermodel Miranda Kerr is any indication, it just got a little longer!

(The list, we mean, not the perfect peen — apologies for a literal dangling modifier.)

In case you weren't paying attention, Miranda just made one heck of a confession:

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Hero Janitor Rescues $100K From The Clutches Of A Clogged Toilet! But Did He Keep The Poop-Encrusted Cash??

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australian janitor Chamindu Amarsinghe finds 100000 cash toilet magistrate awards him 81k three years later

For most folks cleaning toilets is a crappy job, but don't tell that to Chamindu Amarsinghe.

The young man was cleaning up bathrooms in a Dockland, Australia office building back in August of 2011 when he hit the janitorial jackpot!

See, the professional potty cleaner entered a backed-up stall — likely expecting to find a fecal floater, or a slippery sh*t snake, or maybe a corn-infused Chipotle caca — and discovered something totally unexpected!

Chamindu found $100,000 in Aussie cash stuffed into the toilet!!!! Whaaaat? That's cray!!! What a wonderfully disgusting windfall of soggy smackeroos!

So, what did the dude do next?

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