
No one needs to tell us that R-Patz poops roses! We adore him more than most!!
Still, Kristen Stewart's newest plan to win back her boy-toy's affections by wearing his crap-stained underwear just STINKS!
Someone close to the Twilight lovers' fractured and fragile relationship served up the nasty scoop to Star.
The source recently revealed:

We guess those rumors about Kristen Stewart planning to breakup with her seXXXy man beast Robert Pattinson were just pieces of smelly BULL POOP…
Cause now we hear the vampiric lip-nibbler is YEARNING for her British beau so much, she's about to hop on a plane to Australia just to be with him!!
One source claiming to be a Robsten insider shares:

And here you thought our favorite action star just saved lives in Mission: Impossible sequels!
When Australian billionaire James Packer was at his lowest — his marriage was failing and his cellphone company was hemorraging millions — it was Scientology and the organization's unofficial celebrity spokesperson who helped drag him thru a rough patch!
James took part in a candid interview Down Under last night, and he spoke about how Tom Cruise helped change his life for the better.
He revealed:

All those love letters and Skype sessions can only go so far!
Robert Pattinson is currently keeping busy filming The Rover in Australia, but not busy enough to stop him from missing his girlfriend Kristen Stewart!
While Rob hoped that being separated by an ocean would give him time to reflect on his relationship with KStew, it is only making him want her more!!
Rob and the crew are going deeper and deeper into the remote Australian Outback, causing him to go deeper and deeper into his loneliness.
OMG!! She's baaaack!
You know we love us some Iggy Azalea and we're always stoked to share one of her live performances!
Ch-ch-check out the hip-hop queen SLAYING last night's Manchester crowd with her cold new cut Work!!
We, of course, know exactly how ah-mazing this Aussie and her fierce legion of Azaleans can be!!
Remember when she blew our eardrums last year at our One Night In… Los Angeles party!!
She and headliner Rita Ora's Radioactive tour continues through the middle of February!
Iggy's next album, The New Classic, is set to drop sometime this summer!
We can't wait!!!

G'Day mates!
January 26th is Australia Day and the country has sent many HAWT imports to us!
From Liam Hemsworth to Kylie Minogue, these Aussies make us long for the land down under!
Sit back, grab yourself a Vegemite sandwich and feast your eyes upon these stars that are hotter than the barbie!
CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Happy Australia Day! Hot Celebrity Aussies!"
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CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Happy Australia Day! Hot Celebrity Aussies!"
CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Happy Australia Day! Hot Celebrity Aussies!"
CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Happy Australia Day! Hot Celebrity Aussies!"
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He's a charmer! A broody-vampire charmer!
Robert Pattinson is currently in Australia filming The Rover with Guy Pearce, and is notably sans a Kristen Stewart…
AND he's apparently been pAArtying hAArd and spreading the love to multiple lady fans!
Because why the hell not!
One lucky lass described her Rob encounter, gushing: