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Hero Janitor Rescues $100K From The Clutches Of A Clogged Toilet! But Did He Keep The Poop-Encrusted Cash??

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For most folks cleaning toilets is a crappy job, but don't tell that to Chamindu Amarsinghe.

The young man was cleaning up bathrooms in a Dockland, Australia office building back in August of 2011 when he hit the janitorial jackpot!

See, the professional potty cleaner entered a backed-up stall — likely expecting to find a fecal floater, or a slippery sh*t snake, or maybe a corn-infused Chipotle caca — and discovered something totally unexpected!

Chamindu found $100,000 in Aussie cash stuffed into the toilet!!!! Whaaaat? That's cray!!! What a wonderfully disgusting windfall of soggy smackeroos!

So, what did the dude do next?

Prince William & Kate Middleton Scratch Some Major Beats With A DJ Down Under!

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HRH? More like EDM!

While stopping at Adelaide, Australia, Prince William and Kate Middleton used their hands not for the royal wave, but to spin as DJs.

Receiving a crash course in how to riff on a turntable, these two Brits killed it!

Ch-ch-check out their royally fresh beats that may make you scream "rewind" (above)!!!

Sixty Hit Singles From The '90s Just Got Covered In One Six-Minute Mashup!!!! See The INCREDIBLE Vid HERE!

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Unbelievable!!

Australian comedians Anna O’Bryan and Al Newstead recently put on a spectacle of sorts in Melbourne! They covered 60 different iconic songs from the 1990s and turned it into one six-minute mashup!

Wow!! Most people take eight minutes just to do their ab workouts, but these Aussies achieved something way more AH-Mazing in way less time!

Ch-ch-check out the marvelous madness for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

What Do You Mean Kate Middleton & Prince William Have Run Out Of Things To Talk About?! This Better Be A Joke Because Their Romance Is NOT Dead Yet!

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Phew!! Good thing this was just a joke! We don't know WHAT we'd do if these two broke up!!

Prince William and his gorgeous wifey Kate Middleton have been getting up to all sorts of fun while on their Royal Tour of Australia and New Zealand!

They've gone glam-camping, met with farm animals prompting Kate to poke fun at William's bald spot, and Kate's even managed to hone her photobomb skills!

Like we said, SO much fun!

But it seems like even with all these activities, the pair have RUN OUT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT!

SAY WHAT?!?!

Kate and William were posing for pictures at Uluru, also known as Ayers Rock (above), in the heart of the Northern Territory, an infamous tourist destination in the Australian Outback, and while they were there, on-lookers overheard William joking with Kate.

He said:

Sorry Australia, Kanye West Has To Complete His Studio Album Before Going Back On Tour!

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Australia, this is not an April Fools' joke!

Kanye West is putting his priorities in order and continuing his tour in the land down under isn't on his list of top things to do!

Well, right away at least. 'Ye is still going to return to Australia and finish up his tour dates, but that'll be done after he finishes his studio album, which is slated to be released to the public the summer of 2014!

In a press release through concert promoters, it states:

The Lion King On Broadway An Airplane?! This Impromptu Plane Performance Will Make Your Heart Jump For Joy!

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Is this…is this real life?!

How fantastic would it be to board a plane with the musical cast from The Lion King serenading you as you find your seat down the aisle way?!

Well, it happened for these folks and we are just so jealous!!

The Australian cast of the Broadway musical found themselves singing Circle of Life to passengers on the Virgin flight going back to Sydney and it is the best thing ever.

Talk about your inflight entertainment experience!

Seriously. Watch the impromptu performance in all its epic entirety (below)!!

Emma Stone Fangirls To The Point Of Tears When Mel B. Sends Her A Special Spice Girls Message! (Seriously, If You Didn't Love Her Before, You Will Now!)

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AW! Could Emma Stone be any more adorable and down to earth?!

As a part of her duties, the actress has been traveling the world doing press tours to promote her new film, The Amazing Spider-Man 2. In a recent junket down unda, Emma bursts into tears, and it wasn't because the interviewers were jerks!

After sitting down with Australia's 2Day FM's Merrick Watts and Sophie Monk, the red-head learned that Mel B unfortunately couldn't attend the interview.

Anddd cue the streaming tears!

Ems, being the self proclaimed biggest Spice Girls fan there is, was upset because she was SO close to sitting down with Scary Spice!

We have an inkling she may be meeting Mel B soon after that cute outburst! Take a look at her fangirling in her seat (below)!