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Britney Spears took Tater Tot and Small Fry for a ride on a yacht in Marina Del Rey on Tuesday!

We wonder where her boyfriend agent is?!!!

Probably at work since we're sure he's only allowed so many Britney vacation days!

Though we do miss Crazy Britney at times, it is nice to see her be normal and spending time with her boo boos.

Keep it up!

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Tori Spelling has gotten the writing itch!

The reality TV star/mother has already published two books, sTORI Telling and Mommywood. But now she's out to sell children's books!

Hey, we respect her hustle! She WAS cut out of her late father's will, after all. And she doesn't talk to her estranged mother, rotten Candy Spelling!

During a charity event this past weekend, Tori revealed that “I just wrote an illustrated children’s book. It’s going to be launching in about a year, but I just finished the text.”

Hey, whatever brings in the $$$, right?

As for what she currently reads her two kids, Liam and Stella, Tori added that “Liam’s favorite is Goodnight Moon. I introduced him to that because when I was little, my mom used to read that to me and I loved it!”

We almost just fell off our chair!

Can it be, did Candy Spelling really spend time with her kids reading them books????

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Sacha Baron Cohen's babymomma, Isla Fisher, was spotted with her adorable daughter, Olive Cohen, and a gal pal heading to grab some breakfast in West Hollywood.

The 20-month-old Olive was all smiles as mommy and her friend swung her along.

So, just when do Isla and Sacha plan on getting married?

The two seem to have been engaged for a while now!

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Michael's ex-wife, Debbie Rowe, is not the mother either!!!!

All three of Michael Jackson's children were conceived in vitro!

Jackson was not the sperm donor for any of his kids, nor were Debbie's eggs used! She was just the surrogate for the births of Michael Jr. and Paris.

In the case of the youngest child, Prince Michael II (Blanket), the surrogate is not known. Three days after Prince was born, Jackson's lawyer picked up the baby at the hospital and delivered him to Michael.

It is not known whether Jackson chose the sperm or egg donors or if he even knew their identities!

Although Rowe is not the biological mother, no one knows whether she would lose a custody battle because she was married to Jackson when the first two kids were born.

There are documents outlining the birth arrangement for all three kids, but the court has not made any permanent decisions.

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Baby joy!

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have just released this image of their newborn daughters, Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge Broderick, alongside big brother James Wilke.

Such a sweet, touching photo!

[Image by Robin Layton.]

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"Jackson's Son Thought Pop King Was Joking When He Collapsed"

A lot of people thought that! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

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Ugly Betty star Ana Ortiz gave birth to a healthy baby girl on Saturday!

Ana and her husband, musician Noah Lebenzon, welcomed Paloma Louise Lebenzon at 4:25 p.m. in New York City.

The baby weighed in at 7 lbs., 10 oz.

"She is elated and completely glowing," said Ortiz's rep. "She is surrounded by her friends and family and so happy to be a mom. She is just really enjoying the moment. The baby is absolutely beautiful."

We can't wait to see the little one!

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All together now….

Awwwwwww!!!!

David Spade shows off his daughter, Harper.

Her mommy is some Playboy bunny the comic boinked once or twice.

She's such a cutie!

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Now that he has passed, EVERYONE is coming out the woodworks talking about his tortured, drug-crippled life. Including the woman whom is the biological mother to two of his three children.

In a new interview, Debbie Rowe, Michael's wife after Lisa Marie Presley, confesses that she was artificially inseminated by an anonymous donor.

Was the sperm donor white????

And, contrary to speculation, despite Jackson's death, Rowe reveals that she does not want custody of the children. In fact, she expects to never see them again.

Who will be responsible for those poor kids?

That remains to be seen.

Speaking exclusively at her home, Debbie says: "Michael was divorced, lonely and wanted children. I was the one who said to him, 'I will have your babies'. I offered him my womb - it was a gift. It was something I did to keep him happy. I went to the 'office', which is what we called the medical clinic. They impregnated me. It's just like I impregnate my mares for breeding. It was very technical. Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his thoroughbred."

Sad. Children are not puppies!

Debbie says she was "impregnated" like one of the thoroughbred mares she now keeps on her property, adding: "I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm. I got paid for it, and I've moved on. I know I will never see my children again."

Rowe also claims that….

- Jackson never had sex with her throughout their marriage and parenthood.
- She offered to have babies for him after he told her that his first wife Lisa Marie Presley had refused to bear him any.
- Michael arranged for a sham marriage to make them appear like a family.
- He cruelly ditched her when the painful second birth left her "all torn up inside" and unable to give him any more kids.

About her "split" with Jackson, she says, "After the second birth had so many problems, he knew I couldn't have kids any more. He didn't want anything to do with me. He took the kids. The settlement was written up, and he just wanted me to be quiet."

About her fake "relationship" with Michael, she says the marriage was consummated not with a night of passion or a honeymoon - but with a peck on the cheek from Jackson, who retired by himself to another room. "He wanted to pretend that we were a family. But we never lived together as a couple. We never had sex. He was on the road, doing his thing. He never wanted to live with me. That's why he bought me a house. There was always 'my house' and 'his house', never 'our house'. We would jump in bed together and read magazines and watch movies, with all the animals around us before the kids were involved. We used to hang out with each other. But that was his life. That's Michael. That was what it was like."

And, Debbie insists, that she is not cut out to be a mother and definitely does not wan Jackson's children. "I was never a good mother, I never felt any attachment to them. It was a better feeling giving them to him than it was keeping them as my own. I know I will never see them again. I was never cut out to be a mother - I was no good. I don't want these children in my life. My children are my animals now."

All so sad and unfortunate.

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