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Sorry, kitty, but the odds are NOT in your favor!
We're not sure who screwed this one up originally, but someone got Primrose's cat's color wrong in the first Hunger Games movie - and fans are FAR from happy!
We're assuming they were fired, taken to the gallows or eaten alive by rabid fans.
For some reason, even though Prim's cat Buttercup is described as ginger in the books, she was
Make room, Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele!
T-Rex coming through! And he's bringing his little pal, Velociraptor, too!
In case you're completely over whips, paddles, and Red Rooms of Pain, we have the perfect alternative for you, and it includes DINOSAURS. We'd like to imagine it's just Jurassic Park fan fic involving a lot of interesting sex positions with Jeff Goldblum, but alas, it's actual real erotica involving the extinct creators…
A short erotica story, named Taken By The T-Rex, by co-authors Christie Sims and Alara Branwen, have been taking the "monster sex" section of erotica by storm. (And yes, that's a real thing!)
And, in case you're not convinced yet, just look at some of the very positive reviews on Amazon! It's like garden feast for a Brachiosaurus! You know, cuz they're herbivores, and all.
One review even succinctly says the story was "not relatable," however very "accurate":
Grumpy cat is an inspiration that if one begrudgingly sets their mind to it - one can accomplish anything!!!
The bestseller of books was on paw in Santa Monica on Tuesday, and the cat looked grumpier than ever!
It was amazing!!!
If you love Grumpy Cat as much as we do, and you'd love to see her in the fur surrounded by her adoring fans…
…Then you'll definitely want to check out this feline-tastic video (above) !!!
Grumpy Cat is moving from internet celeb to real life super star!!
The cutie grumpster, real name Tardar Sauce, is currently touring around SoCal, on a book signing.
She has a new book out, called Grumpy Cat: A Grumpy Book and clearly all her fans want to get a copy signed.
Everyone loves Grumpy Cat! Even though Grumpy Cat doesn't seem to like everyone. Or really anyone for that matter! Ha!
Grumpy Cat, real name Tardar Sauce, is the pretty kitty with the perpetually angry look on her face.
She was spotted out and about in Santa Monica, CA just yesterday.
What were she and her owner doing in the lovely beach town??
Captain Phil Harris was one of the stars of Discovery's Deadliest Catch.
He was captain of the Cornelia Marie, where he fished with his sons Josh and Jake Harris.
Phil's death was documented on the show after he suffered a stroke on air.
Captain Phil was a man living on borrowed time.
His life was built around drugs, sex and violence.
We're familiar with doggie clothing, but we NEVER would've thought that spending close to $600 on an outfit for your dog was even possible… until now!!
Photographer Paul Nathan put together a chic book titled, Couture Dogs of New York, which shows off pooches wearing fancy outfits by designers, Anthony Rubio, Ada Nieves and Roberto Negrin.
And just like any other normal dog-loving human-being, we were automatically intrigued by Paul's book.
In an interview, the photographer revealed the low down behind his masterpiece, in which he expressed everything from how the dogs stayed put for the shots and how the idea came about.
Here are the HIGHlights: