This is absolutely wonderful.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 4, 2016
We definitely saw this one coming.
Following Brandon Davis' October car wreck in El Lay, the oil heir was officially charged with drunk driving earlier this week. The charge isn't surprising considering Davis was spotted downing wine with pal Mike Comrie shortly before he totaled his car and subsequently ended up in the hospital.
While typically Paris Hilton's BFF would normally get probation in this case, a former cocaine possession charge from 2011 might put a snag in his plans. If found guilty, B.D. could face up to six-months in prison.
Yikes! We don't think jail would mesh well with his lavish lifestyle!
We'll keep you updated as this case progresses.
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Brandon Davis is still very much stuck in the early 2000s.
On Thursday night, the oil heir got into a terrible car crash in El Lay and flipped his car several times. Needless to say, Davis was heavily drinking prior to the accident and was subsequently charged with A DUI.
While the B.D. is okay and was "responsive" at the scene, it could have been way worse.
But wait, what does Hilary Duff's ex, Mike Comrie, have to do with this mess?
We did NOT expect to hear this today!
In fact, that someone is accusing her of being involved in a vicious, bloody attack on him!
Jeremy Jackson, who many will remember from his Baywatch days, is claiming that he was in Malibu when the attack went down at Paris' house.
He says that Paris (pictured above in Malibu yesterday), Brandon Davis, and a number of other friends went after him and beat him badly, including cracking a liquor bottle on his head!
Sometimes we think you should just stay at home with Netflix and re-watch Felicity!
As Paris Hilton left Bootsy Bellows nightclub in El Lay with Brandon Davis and the rest of their entourage, she managed to get herself into a scuffle with the papparazi!!
We’re not sure what happened in the parking lot, but the fisticuffing photographer alleges he
Two months after police arrest and find cocaine on Brandon Davis, good ole Greasy Bear decided to change his plea from not guilty to GUIL-TY!
As we told you earlier, Davis was also charged with battery for allegedly punching Ben Gleib in the face. He pled no contest to the battery charge but presumably figured pleading guilty to drug possession would work better for him in the long run.
Guess what! It did! Brandon is
At least they are consistent, right?
You'll recall that last month, Greasy Bear, otherwise known as Brandon Davis, was arrested in Hollywood outside the Rossevelt Hotel for allegedly punching comedian Ben Gleib in a coke rage. When the cops came to arrest him for the assault, they found the cocaine on him during a search and he was immediately brought in.
Now, Brandon faces one count of felony possession of a controlled substance and one misdemeanor count of battery, both of which he has pled "not guilty" to. If he is found guilty, he'll find himself in a jail cell for a max of three and a half years.
Bright side: since your brother is facing similar charges, maybe you'll get to share bunk beds in the same cell! Wouldn't that be neat?
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Oh for goodness sake! Can't anyone in this effing family keep their shiz together?!
The socialite otherwise known as Greasy Bear was apparently denied entry to Beacher's Madhouse beforehand for "erratic behavior," and upon his arrest authorities found cocaine on him!
Just lovely, as always!
Have fun trying to slither your way out of this one, Brandon!
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