Bi-coastal parasite and 'cut off' oil heir, Brandon Davis , continues to dig himself into the money hole, says a Hollywood snitch.

Until he was banned, Greasy was regularly hanging out at an upscale, underground LA casino in West Hollywood.

Management finally barred him from patronizing the establishment because he always showed up out of his head and abused credit privileges one too many times.

You don't fuck with people and their money!!!

"He would consistently show up behaving erratically and make lengthy trips to the bathroom. Finally, management told him he was no longer welcome," said a source.

We don't understand why people willingly put up with his mooching.

We've mentioned that he's been 'couch surfing' and even stealing from his friends to keep afloat since being cut off from the family fortune.

We assume that once Greasy gets his grubby hands on his inheritance, the people who've put up with him will demand pay back…big time!

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It looks like the family of Victoria's Secret model, Miranda Kerr, is quick to talk to the media, at least in her defense.

Reports have been circulating non-stop that little known Kerr and her hottie boyfriend, Orlando Bloom, have broken up.

Her brother and mother, who are currently living in her New York home, are fighting back and stating that the two "have never been closer."

They are "frustrated and upset" to read the lies they say that they say were started by In Touch Weekly.

The reports are that Kerr and Bloom split and Kerr was then spotted with at two NYC clubs making out with oil heir Greasy Brandon Davis.

Kerr's brother, Matthew, says, "We were just out with a few other friends from Australia having a good time and we bumped into Brandon while we were at 10ak. They have been friends for a while and we just said hi, chatted for a bit and that was it. There definitely wasn't any kissing - nothing could be further from the truth."

Kerr's mother adds, "I realise there is an interest in people who are in the spotlight, but I just can't believe how far from the truth it gets. Miranda and Orlando have never been closer and are happier right now more so than ever. He's meeting her in Paris next week."

Forget the family, we want to hear what Orlando has to say!

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Talk about a DOWNGRADE!

InTouch Weekly reports that Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and super hot actor Orlando Bloom are over.

And, to make something shittier even more craptastic, the Oz catwalker has rebounded into the arms of her former flame, Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis!

Grossness.

This past Saturday, Greasy Bear and Miranda were spotting locking lips at two New York City clubs.

An eye witless says they were "full on making out" at 1Oak.

Orlando's ex was also spotted kissing Greasy at Beatrice Inn later that night.

"They didn't seem to care who saw," the witness reveals.

Miranda's rep denies the breakup with Orlando, yet the model was overheard telling Brandon about the split.

Davis recently called it quits himself with another Australian model, Cheyenne Tozzi.

An insider says, "Miranda always seems to go to Brandon when she has a fight with Orlando. He's her rebound guy."

How does Greasy pull the chicks?

What doe$ he have that's so appealing to them?

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Even more reasons to THOROUGHLY dislike Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis.

Douche!

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Brandon Davis reportedly tried to steal a $100K diamond encrusted from his 'friend' music producer, Scott Storch, according to new reports.

According to a source, "Brandon and Scott went out and Brandon went back to Scott's place and crashed on the couch. The next morning, when Scott got up, Brandon was already gone - and so was Scott's $100,000 diamond encrusted watch that had been in the same room the night before. Scott called Brandon and told him the watch was missing but, 'It's OK - I just got a new security system, so everything's on tape.'"

After learning he'd be caught, Davis "started crying hysterically and saying, 'Please don't tell anyone - I'll bring it back.' Scott felt bad for him and got his watch back like an hour later, so he didn't call the police."

WTF? Did Greasy Bear want Storch's watch to replace the $49K watch he lost at the hands of muggers? Stealing from friends is some f'ed up shizz!

When reached for comment, the only thing Storch would say is, "I heard about this. Give peace a chance."

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Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis was robbed and beaten outside of a nightclub in Barcelona, Spain, while traveling with his girlfriend, Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi, on a trip a few weeks ago, In Touch Weekly reports.

Davis lost more than $4,000 in cash (coke money) as well as his credit cards and his $49,000 watch.

Brandon was also quite banged up during the little "incident."

A friend says, "He had a black eye and a bloody lip…Brandon was just glad that he wasn't killed."

Davis probably made the whole thing up so he could claim the insurance money on his watch.

We wouldn't put it past him!

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Oily oil heir Brandon Davis was detained by Custom's officials in Sydney on Saturday.

No, they didn't find any drugs on him, surprisingly. But, the celebretard was questioned for more than two hours because officials found Davis with too much cash on him.

Any travelers entering the country with more than $10,000 in cash have to report that to Australian authorities.

Davis did not.

He was eventually released by Custom's officials.

Wonder why Brandon needed so much CASH???!!!

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Spotted: Fergie having lunch with Brandon Davis, Tuesday afternoon at Cafe Med in Los Angeles.

Little trivia: sources tell us these two used to date years ago! Like many many many years ago.

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Brandon Davis may be cut off from his family's millions, but he still manages to score some snatch!

Desperate Australian "model" Cheyenne Tozzi is dating the oil heir. The pair hit up the Whiskey Bar in LA on Sunday night - great for Davis' sobriety. He's been to rehab numerous times.

Would you squeeze Brandon's baby dick????

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