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What's the first thing a famewhore does when she goes to Los Angeles?

Hunt for paparazzi on Robertson!

Shop at Kiston!

Show some vadge!

Well, two our of those three ain't bad!

Yesterday, "singer" Brooke Hogan was spotted shopping on Robertson Blvd with a friend and her boyfriend, rapper Stack.

And for someone who has yet to confirm she's dating the tiny rapper, she sure didn't mind bending down to kiss him in the store.

How cute barfalicious!

[Image via Homero Tercero/WENN.]

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We think we might have mentally blocked out the fact that Brooke Hogan is not only a reality celebudaughter, but also a "recording artist". What she records might not actually make her an artist, but it worked well enough that someone gave her a second chance!

On July 21st, Brooke's sophomore album, The Redemption, will be released. The press release really talks up the music.

It boasts, "On The Redemption, fans will take notice as Brooke solidifies herself not only as a pop singer but as a songwriter with style. The album is a pop wonderland with up-beat, sexy dance rhythms and hip-hop influences, all overlaid with Brooke's signature voice."

Uh-huh. We'll see about that!

Her latest single to come off the record is called Hey Yo and that will hit radios on June 28th.

Bet this was one of the songs she wrote on account of that catchy title!

Get a taste of Brooke's "signature voice" here!

[Image via WENN.]

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In an attempt to disprove Hulk and Brooke Hogan’s drug accusations, cougar Linda Hogan has undergone a drug test.

We're shocked she did it!

And, surprisingly, she passed!!!! She even provided us with the test results to prover her drug-free point.

Linda's rep also sent us the following statement:

"Linda Hogan is clean, clean, clean. She tested NEGATIVE for everything including: Amphetamine (speed), Cannabinoid (marijuana), Cocaine (coke), Opiates (vicodin, morphine, heroin) and Phencyclidine(PCP)..

This further disproves Hulk’s and Brooke’s unfounded and hurtfull allegations. Linda’s drug screening shows she has no trace of ANY drugs in her system, legal or illegal, that includes prescription medication. Linda does not do drugs and never accused her daughter of doing drugs either. Hulk is the expert on drug use. He admits in his Rolling Stone article last month about his 30 years of abusing cocaine, marijuana and pills. Now that the truth is in black and white, all Linda wants is an apology from both of them.

She has opened her private medical records to disprove Brooke and Hulk’s horrendous, unsupported allegations. She asks the public respect her privacy on this matter so she may begin to repair her relationship with her daughter."

Linda Hogan is a class act!!!

In the process of trying the "heal" her relationships, Linda brought up Hulk's former drug use and opened up her private medical records in order for the public to respect her privacy?

Shut your mouth and stop dragging your family through the mud!!!!!

If drugs are not the excuse for her behavior, what the hell is wrong with her?!

Check out the results of her drug test below!

[Hogan family image via WENN.]

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News Flash: Brooke Hogan's boobs are fake!!!!

Oh wait, we soooo already knew that.

Who didn't know that?

Doesn't matter now, since everyone knows it, thanks to Brooke's interview this morning on The Howard Stern Show. She made a wise decision; there is no other news personality who enjoys fake breasts more than Howard Stern.

She also opened up about her first time having sex and her feud with Mama Hogan, Linda.

Ah, it's nice when celebrities air out their dirty laundry on a major media outlet!

[Image via WENN.]

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It will never end until someone muzzles these folks!

The constant bickering between members of the Hogan family continues, as Papa Hulk Hogan again comes to the defense of his daughter Brooke against the Mama Linda Hogan.

This time, Hulk calls Linda out for a drug test in Life & Style saying, "It needs to be done, and she’ll fail it.”

He also shoots back at her allegations that he is known to smoke weed with Brooke's boyfriend Stack: “Absolutely not! Brooke is a clean-cut girl. She’s very open and honest.”

That is the biggest issue of all, the treatment of their 21 year old daughter. Brooke has since taken her father's side in the divorce proceedings, which has upset her mother to such a degree that she has made some embarrassing claims against her daughter, including that she had breast augmentation.

That did not make the Hulk happy at all!

“Brooke can’t have a relationship with her mother like this. I hope one day Linda will grow up and be an adult like Brooke is. Linda has to reach to her level. One day, maybe.”

Yeah, yeah. We'll get to that!

But the drug test first! We want to know who is cracked out more: Mom, Dad, or Kid?

[Image via WENN.]

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Another Hogan party to hear from.

This time, Hulk Hogan is flapping his lips about his family's feud.

His lawyer just released this statement:

"Brooke Hogan has spoken out in support of her father only because of her mother's repeated fabricated attacks on him. She is in the unique position of knowing both parties in this litigation and she has only spoken as to what she knows to be the truth based upon her personal experience with each. Linda has refused repeated invitations by Brooke to reconcile and given these recent comments it appears a mother/daughter relationship is impossible at this time. It is sad that Linda Hogan continues to attempt to throw her family under the bus to gain publicity.

In terms of the ongoing divorce suit, Hulk Hogan and his legal team would gladly take Linda up on her offer to submit to a legally supervised drug test and certainly Terry would do the same. We believe the results would speak for themselves and reveal that Linda's idea of a good time would definitely not be appropriate for Mass or a family restaurant."

The gauntlet has been thrown down!

Ball's in your court now Linda? Thoughts? Reply?

You know we'd love to hear it!

[Image via WENN.]

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If you think you can handle it, then click here to listen!

Thoughts????

[Image via WENN.]

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Seems like the apples don't fall far from the tree, but this little one must have fallen head first onto a rock!

Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk Hogan, discusses why green apples are better than red ones in the video above, and we can only hope that she's high because there is no other reasonable explanation for this painfully awkward clip.

Maybe she's high from the paint fumes she inhaled while designing her spectacularly trashy airbrush cover art below.

Yes, she's really coming out with a new album. Yes, that's the artwork!

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