This may be the best gift we've ever received…
There are still three days to go before the actual holiday, but we think it's safe to say Christmas definitely came early this year!
That's because Courtney Stodden decided to show off her love for the North Pole in her new music video Mistletoe Bikini on Wednesday… and it is truly heaven sent.
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Not only does Courtney utilize every sexually-explicit Christmas pun imaginable — candy canes, chimneys, and jingle bells, to name a few — she tops the entire thing off with a lap dance for Santa Clause!
With that said… it's actually catchy AF and she doesn't even sound half-bad!
Ch-ch-check out Courtney Stodden's Mistletoe Bikini (below)!!!
Pretty in pale pink!
Courtney Stodden busted out the bombshell outfit at the 4th annual Reality TV Awards held at Avalon nightclub in Hollywood Wednesday night.
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The 22-year-old flaunted her impressive cleavage in a very light pink, form-fitting dress that hit below the knee, and was somewhat more demure than her usual ensembles.
Of course Court still had on sky-high platform heels she's long ago perfected walking in. We're STILL impressed by it!
Light makeup and a fuzzy pink clutch completed the look.
Very boudoir-chic, wouldn't you say???
[Image via Getty Images.]
Courtney Stodden looked like a true old Hollywood bombshell at the Last Chance for Animals event held at the Beverly Hills Hotel Sunday night.
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The reality star joined Tariku Bogale at the event, where she shone bright in a gold glitter pencil skirt and light beige cropped wrap top that lovingly caressed her curvy figure.
A sparkly gold clutch and glowy makeup completed the sexy look. This is probably the best she's looked in a long time!
Go ahead, Court!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
We'd love to see Courtney Stodden change her style up once in a while, but we don't think that's forthcoming! Unfortch.
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The reality star attended the Big Brother 18 party in LA Thursday in a number straight off some website devoted to cut-out clubbing dresses.
The orange frock clung to her curves and featured a bustier lace-up bodice that made Court's already large breasts look that much bigger.
To complete the look, the 22-year-old put on a pair of cork platform heels with a clear vamp and teased her hair to the heavens.
She could time travel straight to the set of an '80s rock music video and fit right in! HA!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Courtney Stodden went through a lot this summer.
So it's no wonder the blonde beauty is "still in the grieving process" following the heartbreaking miscarriage she suffered back in July. For Tuesday's episode of Allegedly with Theo Von & Matthew Cole Weiss, the 22-year-old discussed her controversial marriage to Doug Hutchison, her lost pregnancy, and the twosome's plans for trying to conceive again. Hmm, go on!
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On whether or not she plans to try and get pregnant again, the Celebrity Big Brother alum shared:
We wonder how Courtney Stodden's husband Doug Hutchison feels about this?
On Thursday afternoon, the reality TV star was spotted locking lips with a mystery woman while at the beach. This is particularly shocking since the blonde beauty is, you know, married to The Green Mile actor!
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Not to mention Miz Stodden and her gal pal seemed to be having quite the romantic day as they enjoyed a