WHOA! Looks like their new coupledom is pretty much confirmed!
Hmmmm, if they ARE a couple, then we wonder
[Image via FameFlyNet.]
Vicenzo Nibali won the second stage of the Tour de France yesterday, which means he’s now the proud wearer of the coveted yellow jersey!
The Italian cyclist accepted his honor on the winner’s podium in between two lovely ladies. The girl on his right congratulate him with some smooches on the cheek. When Nibali attempted to get the same from the woman on his left though, his winning streak suddenly ended!
Vicenzo bends down to plant one on her and she TOTALLY rejects him! Just look:
Eloy Teruel raised his arms in victory as he crossed the finish line of the Tour of California on Saturday.
Too bad he still had one more lap to go!
So… this happened.
Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong was sitting around playing Cards Against Humanity the other night when he drew a pretty coincidental card about himself!
We all know 2 things:
1. Lance’s scrotum has been single-occupancy since having to have a testicle removed following a cancer scare in the mid-90s.
2. Cards Against Humanity isn't the classiest game (and that's what makes it amazing).
Which is why him pulling out the card that said, “Lance Armstrong’s missing testicle,” is so HIGHlarious!
Looks like the whole gang is going down!
Even though the four-day hearing happened last December, the verdict wasn’t handed down until Tuesday, when they also gave the team trainer Jose "Pepe" Marti and doctor Pedro Celaya eight-year bans for the drugs.
As for Bruyneel, he knows his goose was cooked, and only added:
Everyone remember Aaron Samuels, right?
If you don’t, then stop reading this and go turn on Mean Girls RIGHT NOW!
Anyways, the actor, whose real name is Jonathan Bennett, is now a Flywheel cycling instructor! No, it’s not because of a lack of acting gigs… haters.
Bennett’s bio on their page says it all:
“Seeing real results in his own fitness level has always been his motivation for working out in groups. To pay it forward and help others, Jonathan became an indoor cycling instructor.”
Paying it forward! This man is perfect.
Also, good thinking on Flywheel’s part because his class must be packed every day, but especially on October 3rd! Ha!