There just seemed to be way too many jokes at the expense of Bruce Jenner!
First there were the on-air jokes made by Roast host Kevin Hart, such as:
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With stuff like this, we gotta ask… how did no one notice this until it hit the internet and was already too late??
IDRD-Bogota Humana-San Mateo-Solgar, a women's cycling team from Colombia, has a very interesting team uniform…
It's a merging of two classic hues, yellow and red, both great racing colors, and a third more fleshy color. So fleshy.
Vicenzo Nibali won the second stage of the Tour de France yesterday, which means he’s now the proud wearer of the coveted yellow jersey!
The Italian cyclist accepted his honor on the winner’s podium in between two lovely ladies. The girl on his right congratulate him with some smooches on the cheek. When Nibali attempted to get the same from the woman on his left though, his winning streak suddenly ended!
Vicenzo bends down to plant one on her and she TOTALLY rejects him! Just look:
Eloy Teruel raised his arms in victory as he crossed the finish line of the Tour of California on Saturday.
Too bad he still had one more lap to go!
So… this happened.
Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong was sitting around playing Cards Against Humanity the other night when he drew a pretty coincidental card about himself!
We all know 2 things:
1. Lance’s scrotum has been single-occupancy since having to have a testicle removed following a cancer scare in the mid-90s.
2. Cards Against Humanity isn't the classiest game (and that's what makes it amazing).
Which is why him pulling out the card that said, “Lance Armstrong’s missing testicle,” is so HIGHlarious!
Looks like the whole gang is going down!
Even though the four-day hearing happened last December, the verdict wasn’t handed down until Tuesday, when they also gave the team trainer Jose "Pepe" Marti and doctor Pedro Celaya eight-year bans for the drugs.
As for Bruyneel, he knows his goose was cooked, and only added: