Excuse us, what?
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Well, you can take the Prostitution Whore out of the Real Housewives of New Jersey…but chances are, she'll still be a Prostitution Whore!
That's right, former castmember and token crazy person Danielle Staub may have had her ass kicked to the curb by Bravo for undoubtedly being a liability to her co-stars' safety, but now that the Jafar-less season has started, gurlfriend obviously had to make sure that everyone still has her in their thoughts…which is why it should come as no surprise that she has reportedly signed a three-year deal with Scores Gentleman's Club in New York to work as a stripper!
Apparently, she'll also be appearing on their website, ScoresLive.com!
ClASSy as always, gurl! We bet your teenage daughters are absolutely THRILLED!
But hey! As long as she's there, it means she's not on reality TV!
And we think we can all agree - especially after how AWESOME last night's episode was despite her absence - that this is for the best!
What do U think?? Did U like the season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey??
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We knew that Bravo was going to try and keep the drama amped even though they lost the
shitstorm of insanity liability that is Danielle Staub, but they may have actually done it!
We've been anxiously awaiting the premiere of the third season of the glory that is The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and castmember Teresa Giudice recently opened up about her relationship to the new additions, her cousin Kathy Wakile and estranged sister-in-law Melissa Gorga, who will force the reality starlet to expose a side of herself on the series that she has yet to so far!
Teresa explains about her new co-star:
"You're going to see a totally different side of me. It's really sad. I cry a lot on the show and it's very hard for me. I wanted [my brother] to get married so bad. [My brother and I] always said we wanted our kids to grow up together. And I really wanted her to become the sister I never had."
Wow! Sounds like some serious family drama!
Maybe all of those reports about the baptism debacle were true!
If so, we have a feeling that this premiere is going to hit the ground running, and HARD!
Danielle who?! LOLz!
What do U think?? Will U be tuning in for The Real Housewives of New Jersey??
We see books by reality stars everywhere…but are we actually buying them???
Despite Bethenny's success, we're NOT buying books by NeNe Leakes, Jill Zarin, and Danielle Staub, who all sold fewer than 10,000 copies! Yikes!
Ah well! Even if these reality-star-turned-authors lose shelf space at Barnes and Noble, they'll always have a place at Rutgers University! Ha!
Have U bought any books by reality stars? If so, what did U think of them?
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Wow. Please excuse us while we find some sort of crawl space for us to hide in. We need to cry this one out for a good 20 minutes.
In case Kim Zolciak, Countess LuAnn, and Danielle Staub's shrieking, hyena voices doused in auto-tune and despair weren't embarrassing enough for Real Housewives franchise, some HOrrific, cruel person decided to let the New York castmember Alex McCord's eccentric husband, Simon van Kempen, record his own single.
And yes, it's worse than you could have ever anticipated.
Ch-ch-check it out (above)…if you dare!
Yeah. Hopefully this will be the last time we ever really have to think about this…or those PANTS.
If this is the kind of crazy for which we're in store for in season three, then who needs Danielle Staub? Holy hell!
Sources close to production of The Real Housewives of New Jersey have revealed that when the cast members and their families were filming down in the Dominican Republic last month, poor Teresa Giudice was punched in the face by a bar patron, leading to a brawl that ended with authorities being forced to intervene!
According to the insider, Teresa, along with fellow Housewives Caroline Manzo, Jacqueline Laurita, Kathy Wakile, Melissa Gorga - as well as their respective husbands, and Caroline's kids Albie, Chris, and Lauren - were celebrating their vacation late into the evening at the Punta Cana Hard Rock Resort, when they accidentally spilled champagne on a woman, which caused her husband to lose it!
“It was late, they were on vacation, and she was just having fun. She opened the champagne and just started spraying it everywhere and it went all over this woman near her. It was crazy, [the woman's husband] he got really angry and punched Teresa in the face! Joe [Giudice], Albie and Chris were trying to protect Teresa and they just grabbed the guy and started fighting, and then people joined in. Bravo helped to break up the fight. Everyone was involved. It became a massive scene.”
And it got so bad that when the cops came, they detained the three Bravo stars, as well as the instigators, later identified as Adolfo Arriolla and Jason Gomez.
A representative from the authorities explains:
“Usually when there’s a fight we take one guy, but this time we took everybody."
Local attorneys were brought in to apparently smooth over the situation, and thankfully everything has since seemed to be resolved!
Geesh! What a mess!
According to the insider, however, the fight will NOT air on the upcoming season.
Hopefully we'll get to see at least SOME of the pre/post footage, however! The whole thing sounds NUTS!
Poor Teresa, though! We don't care how inebriated he was, no man has ANY business laying his hands on a woman. Absolutely deplorable.
Feel better, gurl! Hopefully the whole mess didn't completely ruin your vacation.
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This is it. Hell has frozen over. The end is coming.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice recently sat down to discuss what's coming up next season on the smash Bravo reality series, and when asked about her nefarious former co-star Danielle Staub, she had a pretty SHOCKING response!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
We appreciate the sentiment, bb, but personally, we're going to have to disagree with you!
Unless producers have found someone even WORSE (dare we say Kim G?!) to succeed her,
if that's possible!
Ugh. This is all a little too unsettling.
We suppose we'll know the answer soon enough.
Here we go again! The lawsuit is officially on!
Former Real Housewives of New Jersey castmember Danielle Staub's ex-husband, Kevin Maher, has filed a $10 million lawsuit against Simon & Schuster, the publishing company responsible for the reality star's tell-all, The Naked Truth, because he believes that they knowingly published false information about him!
According to the legal documents, Maher claims that they "failed to use reasonable care to determine the truth or falsity" of several claims Staub made, including that he beat her so badly she had to be hospitalized with a concussion and "assorted contusions."
Why anyone would willingly publish anything that woman wrote under the assumption that it was the truth is beyond us, but who knows?
It will be very inneresting to see how this case develops!
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