And we have another victim!
Honestly, we're so confused about why this photo hacker hasn't been stopped yet!
And it's starting to seem like no one in Hollywood is safe!
Such a sad thing to keep happening.
Wow. Please excuse us while we find some sort of crawl space for us to hide in. We need to cry this one out for a good 20 minutes.
In case Kim Zolciak, Countess LuAnn, and Danielle Staub's shrieking, hyena voices doused in auto-tune and despair weren't embarrassing enough for Real Housewives franchise, some HOrrific, cruel person decided to let the New York castmember Alex McCord's eccentric husband, Simon van Kempen, record his own single.
And yes, it's worse than you could have ever anticipated.
Ch-ch-check it out (above)…if you dare!
Yeah. Hopefully this will be the last time we ever really have to think about this…or those PANTS.
If this is the kind of crazy for which we're in store for in season three, then who needs Danielle Staub? Holy hell!
Sources close to production of The Real Housewives of New Jersey have revealed that when the cast members and their families were filming down in the Dominican Republic last month, poor Teresa Giudice was punched in the face by a bar patron, leading to a brawl that ended with authorities being forced to intervene!
According to the insider, Teresa, along with fellow Housewives Caroline Manzo, Jacqueline Laurita, Kathy Wakile, Melissa Gorga - as well as their respective husbands, and Caroline's kids Albie, Chris, and Lauren - were celebrating their vacation late into the evening at the Punta Cana Hard Rock Resort, when they accidentally spilled champagne on a woman, which caused her husband to lose it!
“It was late, they were on vacation, and she was just having fun. She opened the champagne and just started spraying it everywhere and it went all over this woman near her. It was crazy, [the woman's husband] he got really angry and punched Teresa in the face! Joe [Giudice], Albie and Chris were trying to protect Teresa and they just grabbed the guy and started fighting, and then people joined in. Bravo helped to break up the fight. Everyone was involved. It became a massive scene.”
And it got so bad that when the cops came, they detained the three Bravo stars, as well as the instigators, later identified as Adolfo Arriolla and Jason Gomez.
A representative from the authorities explains:
“Usually when there’s a fight we take one guy, but this time we took everybody."
Local attorneys were brought in to apparently smooth over the situation, and thankfully everything has since seemed to be resolved!
Geesh! What a mess!
According to the insider, however, the fight will NOT air on the upcoming season.
Hopefully we'll get to see at least SOME of the pre/post footage, however! The whole thing sounds NUTS!
Poor Teresa, though! We don't care how inebriated he was, no man has ANY business laying his hands on a woman. Absolutely deplorable.
Feel better, gurl! Hopefully the whole mess didn't completely ruin your vacation.
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This is it. Hell has frozen over. The end is coming.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice recently sat down to discuss what's coming up next season on the smash Bravo reality series, and when asked about her nefarious former co-star Danielle Staub, she had a pretty SHOCKING response!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
We appreciate the sentiment, bb, but personally, we're going to have to disagree with you!
Unless producers have found someone even WORSE (dare we say Kim G?!) to succeed her,
if that's possible!
Ugh. This is all a little too unsettling.
We suppose we'll know the answer soon enough.
Here we go again! The lawsuit is officially on!
Former Real Housewives of New Jersey castmember Danielle Staub's ex-husband, Kevin Maher, has filed a $10 million lawsuit against Simon & Schuster, the publishing company responsible for the reality star's tell-all, The Naked Truth, because he believes that they knowingly published false information about him!
According to the legal documents, Maher claims that they "failed to use reasonable care to determine the truth or falsity" of several claims Staub made, including that he beat her so badly she had to be hospitalized with a concussion and "assorted contusions."
Why anyone would willingly publish anything that woman wrote under the assumption that it was the truth is beyond us, but who knows?
It will be very inneresting to see how this case develops!
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Wow. We really thought we'd heard it all.
Now that Kim Zolciak, Countess LuAnn, and Danielle Staub have paved the way for all tone-deaf Housewives to drop their own special
odes to auto-tune singles, it was only a matter of time before one of the Gay Housewives (proper name: castmembers of The A-List) to follow suit!
And this one takes the cringe-worthy cake!
Check out Reichen Lehmkuhl's truly remarkable vocal-stylingz (above)!
Yeah. That actually happened.