If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
We hope you aren't diary-jealous, diary! We still love you.
Well, we're about 159% sure that it's not Drew's actual diary from when the two were on the set of Blended in Africa, so maybe that will make you feel less threatened.
Man, Adam is so funny, although we'd be mortified if our diary was ever made public, like say, in a post about Drew Barrymore's fake diary! That'd be the worst!
And lastly, Di (can we call you Di?) you should ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious reading (above)!!!
Of course we are. He’s fantastic.
But would we abandon Stephen faster than a house in Crimea if it meant a chance to see Neil Patrick Harris on a nightly basis?
You bet your sweet Doogie Howser a** we would!
Sorry, Stephen. NPH is just sort of our jam.
Too bad Neil actually TURNED DOWN the Late Show job after he decided he didn’t want it!
What the friggin’ WHAT?!
The multi-talented actor told Howard Stern yesterday that he DID in fact meet with CBS bigwigs Les Moonves and Nina Tassler about being the potential new late night host on the Eye Network.
But after much consideration, he said to them, “thanks, but no thanks!”
Neil told Howard:
CHILLS! We have so many CHILLS!
Ch-ch-check out the AH-Mazeballz performance (above)!!!
"Like that Britney Spears shaved head moment, where it's sort of like, 'All right, you want me? Here you can have me, but I am going to be really ugly.' You know what I mean?"
And have you they did — maybe even more then all your followers bargained for! LOLz!
See the rest of his insta-explanation in the silly video (above!)
He's leaving The Colbert Report!
The Daily Show host obviously knew what was going on, since Stephen was announced as David Letterman's recent replacement—but that didn't stop the overly confident character from completely milking his departure!
Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarity, plus a silly highlight reel of Stephen's stint as a Daily Show correspondent…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Last night, Stephen Colbert got close enough to The Late Show desk he could taste it!
Although he won't be reigning supreme behind it just yet, David Letterman had him on as a guest for the first time he was announced as successor, and the two dished about him taking over his position (above).
The Late Show heir apparent also talked about how love (and lack of paycheck) got in the way of him becoming an intern there.
Ch-ch-check out Stephen talk about the internship that never was…AFTER THE JUMP!!!