If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
No! Why? But why?!
"Why should I? I don't know how good it would be. I'm slow now. There are guys who love doing it, who are great at doing it. I just don't know how good I'd be doing it. I did what I could do on that show."
Oh ye of little faith!
We think that Adam would be a great host! He's an SNL legend as far as we're concerned!
Ch-ch-check out the entire interview with Norm…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
We hope you aren't diary-jealous, diary! We still love you.
Well, we're about 159% sure that it's not Drew's actual diary from when the two were on the set of Blended in Africa, so maybe that will make you feel less threatened.
Man, Adam is so funny, although we'd be mortified if our diary was ever made public, like say, in a post about Drew Barrymore's fake diary! That'd be the worst!
And lastly, Di (can we call you Di?) you should ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious reading (above)!!!
But that hasn't stopped her from going on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to gush about her brand new baby!
Oh, man, WHAT a super slimy show!
Tonight's Kids’ Choice Awards were FULL of celebs, magic tricks, young hollywood stars and, of course, SLIME!!!!!
Even though the host, Mark Wahlberg insisted that he was "unslimeable," he was WRONG!
Plus, not only did David Blaine get slimed, but he disappeared AND traumatized the crowd!
Missed tonight's show?
Then ch-ch-check out all the best moments from tonight…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
The kids have spoken!!
The 2014 Kids’ Choice Awards are officially in the books, and tons of starts walked away with orange blimps and slime-soaked clothing!!
See the FULL winners list …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Oh oh, this video is magic…you kno-o-ow!
The fine people over at CineFix have recreated the entirety of Happy Gilmore and resized it down to an 8-bit video that's just shy of 3 minutes! SRSLY this is above par, in the good, not-golf-related way!
It's got Chubbs Peterson, Shooter McGavin, and even that taunting clown! You're gonna die, clown…with laughter, that is!
Ch-ch-check out the pixelated genius…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Awww!!! We can't stand the sweetness from this!!
Jimmy Fallon is continuing to kill it during his first month as the host of The Tonight Show (Paul Rudd lip-syncing, FTW), so Drew Barrymore & Adam Sandler were guests last night and the pair were adorable!
Not only do they sing a sweet ballad (above) about how they become a couple in movies every 10 years, but there's an AH-MAZE Wedding Singer throwback right there at the end!
We LOVE it!
Plus, Adam has a black eye so he explains to Jimmy just how he got it for some major LOLz and Drew announces she's having a girl in the most adorable way!!
Oh, and Adam also shows off how he can talk to the dead! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out the adorable announcement…AFTER THE JUMP!!!