There's a new hot club among celebrities and it's called Rehab!

After one, or two, or a few too many recently, Lily Allen's friends are trying to tell her to go to rehab because she drinks too much and consequently feels depressed.

Well, Lily said (You know what's coming) no, no, no.

"She's now saying she wants to move to LA for a fresh start, but we think she's just running away and needs to get help now," a pal snitched.

Rehab - everybody's doing it!

…and a lot of good it's done them.

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"They have hurt me, personally. Every other day there’s something—I’m dealing drugs, I’m starving people. I have never done a drug in my life. They were saying that I was dealing crystal meth. I asked my agents, What even is a crystal meth? And they were like, "It’s not an ‘a,’ it’s a thing." I’m that naïve."

- Stylist Rachel Zoe tells BlackBook magazine, on rumors about her

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As we mentioned last week, following George Michael's latest arrest this month for drug possession, the singer and his longtime boyfriend were spotted leaving their home in London with six large suitcases.

His publicist had said Michael was in the south of France trying to get away.

He's a liar.

And, although many were hoping Michael was heading to rehab, that's not the case. Turns out the troubled musician is actually in South Africa.

The Times has discovered that Michael and his boytoy have been staying at the upscale, $1,500 a night Lion Sand private game resort in Mpumalanga for the past week.

The two have spent several days in the resort's private chalet, with its own private pool. They've been enjoying private game drives as well.

Oh, and they were flown by helicopter to a nearby town, White River, to buy some sunglasses after Michael's pair were damaged. And after the 15 minute helicopter ride, Michael and Goss spent the day shopping in town.

Local salesmen said that Michael spent a "sufficient amount of money" on three pairs of sunglasses and a pair of reading glasses for Kenny. In other words, they got ripped off.

He also spent hundreds of dollars at a local art gallery, River Glass, where the manager said all the items purchased were “slightly African inspired."

The pair were then taken back to the lodge, were security is tight and hotel guards asked locals not to mention his stay or take photos of him.

Even lodge rangers said they “couldn’t even get close to him. There were restrictions as to who can get close to him and who can’t.”

Just what every person needs after a drug bust, a nice vacation to celebrate getting off with no jail time.

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As we previously mentioned , recently rehabbed wacktress Heather Locklear was arrested Saturday on suspicion of driving under the influence of drugs or medication in the Santa Barbara area of California.

Now, more arrest details have emerged about what led to the blonde's bust!

According to the LA Times, it was a concerned citizen who kept an allegedly impaired Heather off the streets.

The unnamed citizen called 911 to report that a woman, who turned out to be Locklear, was driving erratically.

Said citizen told cops that she saw a woman who was visibly impaired getting into a car in a parking lot at about 4:30 that afternoon.

Heather apparently went on to drive back and forth over a pair of sunglasses on the pavement and revving her engine. After leaving the parking lot, the former Melrose Place star then stopped her car on the street and stumbled into the traffic lane, according to the caller, who then proceeded to follow the troubled star out of concern.

By the time the California Highway Patrol caught up with Heather, she was parked on a highway lane and blocking traffic. An officer who talked to her determined that she was disoriented and "under the influence of something."

She was then whisked away to police headquarters and tested for alcohol and drugs.

The alcohol test came back negative.

Her drug tests will be returned in a few days.

Thank goodness Heather didn't seriously hurt herself or anyone else!

Good thing that concerned citizen stepped in!

Watch out for one another, y'all!

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She's like a rabid dog!

According to the UK's Sun, Amy Winehouse attacked more than one person at that fancy London charity ball last week.

Apparently, Wino attacked a fan named Sherena Flash, who tried to snap a picture of her, in addition to her incident with the event's official photographer.

A friend of the 'victim' told the paper, “Sherene asked Amy if she could take a photo. Amy was OK at first, but when Sherene asked if a friend could get in the shot, Amy lashed out.”

Someone who saw the attack explained, “She was getting distressed. There was a lot of grabbing and flashbulbs were going off. She was startled.”

It looks like getting close to Wino is hazardous to your health!

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And, no surprise, she was a big, behived, drugged-out mess.

Amy Winehouse emerged from her North London crack den to attend one of the fanciest events on the London social calendar, the Prince's Trust End of the Summer Ball.

Wino's 12-year old goddaughter (the same one she dragged to a bar a few weeks ago), Dionne, was invited to perform at the ball and the shambolic singer popped in to provide background vocal support.

Needless to say, the results were disastrous.

The UK's Daily Mail reports that onlookers were shocked at how out of it Amy was. A ball attendee recounted Wino's tragic showing to the paper: "It was tragic — she seemed totally wasted. She was jumping all over Dionne as the poor girl tried to sing for the crowd. Amy didn’t really sing a single note — it sounded more like she was grunting down the mic.'

The tragedy continued after her cringe worthy stage antics.

After the performance, Wino apparently roamed from table to table at the charity ball, demanding to meet famous people.

But, when asked to pose for the event's official photog, Crackie, "…flipped and tried to headbutt him. She looked like a woman possessed."

As Amy finally made her way backstage she reportedly collapsed in tears and kept saying, "Life can't go on, I can't do this."

Hello, Winehouse family?

Looks like drastic measures need to be taken, stat.

Can someone hook them up with Jamie Spears. He can probably give them a good lesson or two on how to help a troubled, celebrity daughter.

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Amy Winehouse's crackalicious hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, is addicted….to jail.

According to the UK's Sun, authorities offered Blake early release if he went straight to rehab.

He said no!!!

Last week, they also offered him early release - he's due out of jail in December - if he moved to his mommy's place, where he'd be required to wear a tracking device of sorts, and he also responded with a big N to the O.

WTF?

How can JAIL be better than the outside?????

A friend of Crackhouse's told the tabloid: "This will be another blow for her. Blake could have gone to rehab and sorted himself out but would rather see out his sentence in prison. All he wants is a free reign when he leaves, which means living with Amy back in Camden. But if he is turning down these chances to leave jail and get clean, it doesn’t bode well for him and Amy when he finally does get out.”

Well said, friend of Wino's.

Looks like the Back to Crack Black singer isn't the only one with a death wish.

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Naughty boy George Michael was busted for drug possession this weekend in London.

The drug-toting singer released this message for us all:

"I want to apologise to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I'll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them."

Your multiple arrests are far from boring, George!

But, we do hope you get your shiz together.

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Here we go - one more time!

George Michael was arrested in London on Friday for possession of drugs. It's assumed that he was in possession of crack cocaine and pot at the time of the bust.

According to reports, a suspicious toilet attendant tipped off police after Georgie was seen loitering in a public bathroom area in the fancy Hampstead Heath section of London.

The BBC said that the singer was taken to a police station and given a 'caution' for possessing class A and class C drugs.

Just a caution?!

Lucky break, George.

As y'all know, this isn't the former Whamer's first run-in with the law.

In 1998, he was cited for lewd behavior in a Beverly Hills public bathroom.

Then in October 2006, he was found by Brit cops slumped over the wheel of his car (wonder what he was doing before the authorities found him).

AND THEN in 2007, his UK driver's license was taken away for 2 years because he was caught driving high on drugs.

Those Brits are really nice to druggies (ahem, ie. Dopehead, Winehouse).

Why don't they make George do community service or some sort of rehab?

Maybe George was running out of material for his book.

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