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Christopher Reeves Arrested For Flying High On Meth While Wearing A Superman T-Shirt! Super Crazy Deets HERE!

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It was either Will Shakespeare or Jeopardy's Alex Trebek who asked, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet!"

Boy, was that 16th Century playwright or Canadian TV host way off!

Names reveal a lot about a person!

Call your daughter Chastity, for example, and there's a 78% she'll grow up to be a stripper! Name your son Christopher Reeves and one way or another that dude is bound to get SUPER high!

It's true! An alleged meth abuser with that name was just arrested in Utah. Not only was his name Christopher Reeves, a combination of Superman actors Christopher Reeve and George Reeves, but homeboy was wearing a Superman shirt during the arrest!

Cops apparently noticed the 33-year-old driving faster than a speeding bullet on a local highway. When they pulled him over they found an assortment of meth and other drugs in his vehicle!!!

GROSS! This Woman Is Suing The Cops For Making Her POOP In Her Front Yard During Meth Bust! Crazy Story HERE!

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A woman is suing the cops for making her take a poop on her front lawn! Super gross!

This is the kind of story that sounds like it could only come out of Florida.

A woman, Dawn Brooks, previously busted by the cops, is now suing Volusia County and the city of New Smyrna Beach for a pretty ridiculous reason:

Why? Because the cops forced her to poop on her front lawn, and then they told her to

Special Delivery! Condoms Stuffed With Cocaine Were Headed To The Vatican! Who Was The Unholy Package Meant For?!

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What in the name of all that is holy is going on at The Vatican?!

Someone in the tiny Catholic enclave was expecting a package that was concealing 14 condoms filled with cocaine!

German customs officials discovered the drugs hidden inside a shipment of cushions coming from South America. The package was addressed only to the Vatican’s postal office, meaning anyone there could have gone to pick it up!

Is there a clergyman with a coke habit living in the Apostolic Palace??

The condoms

Real Life Walter White BANNED From Teaching After Cops Find Multi-Million Dollar Cocaine Lab In His Home!

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Yeah, science bitch! Boo, science bitch!

Macphallen Kuwale was a science teacher in Cardiff, Wales until Thursday afternoon, which is when his district's General Teaching Council voted to ban him from the classroom indefinitely!

Whoa! Did he deny evolution? Diss the Big Bang? Roll his eyes at climate change?! What could Macphallen have done to receive such an unfavorable ruling!?

As it turns out, the terribly misguided teacher was running a cocaine lab out of his house! Cops busted him and seized equipment capable of producing $1.5 mil worth of coke!!!

YIKES!!!

It's like Breaking Bad set in Wales, but with cocaine instead of meth! And no Jesse! Or magnets!

Then again, maybe Aaron Paul wasn't necessary as this dude was certainly feeling the Need for Speed already!

Tom Hanks Is Hanging With Strippers, Mackin' On Meg Ryan & Shooting Guns—But It's Not What You Think! WATCH!

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"My d*ck Big, like the movie was…"

Yes, those are actual lyrics from BUCKWHEAT GROATS' Tom Hanks rap currently taking the internet by storm!

The music video and lyrics, all about Tom Hanks' most iconic flicks and co-stars, features various CGI versions of Tom—along with Meg Ryan, Sally Field and even a dirty Woody from Toy Story!!

LOLz!

But the best part about this stripper infested guns blazing madness, you ask??

It's Hanks approved!

Although Tom hasn't given the official thumbs up, his son Chet tweeted his rousing approval of the seXXXual satirical video piece:

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Beyoncé Tributes Jay Z On Stage! She Don't Pop Molly, She Rocks Tom Ford!

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Check out what Beyoncé wore to promote one of her husband's songs!

Spouse shout-out!

Last night during the Amsterdam leg of Beyoncé's Mrs. Carter World Tour, she paid an extra special tribute to her hubby Jay Z!

One of the sassy singer’s outfits was a bright and shiny Tom Ford jersey from the designer's fall/winter 2014 collection, worn over nothing but nude fishnets.

While that would been enough to make any man swoon, she made doubly sure Mr. Carter would take note — because it referenced one of his hit songs!

Remember Jay’s Tom Ford lyrics? The ones that go, “I don't pop molly, I rock Tom Ford”? Bey’s jersey alludes to them exactly, because not only was there a giant “TOM FORD” across her chest — there was also a "MOLLY" over her tummy!

Clearly spreading the same message as Jay. Love it!!

[Image via Beyoncé's Tumblr.]

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Ricki Lake Shows Us Marijuana's Medicinal Effects In Weed The People! See The Vid HERE!

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This glorious gal is a documentary making machine!

Ricki Lake & filmmaker Abby Epstein teamed up again to make another movie!

This time they're educating everyone on the medicinal effects of marijuana!!

It's called Weed the People and it suggests, amongst other things, that there is an inherent hypocrisy in the way the United States classifies drugs like marijuana!

Ch-ch-check out the eight-minute long trailer for yourself (above)!

Ricki has produced her fair share of documentaries before, but we're guessing this one will play even better in Colorado and Washington, LOLz!!