Kudos to Ken Paves!

Eva Longoria was named honorary chair for The Rally For Kids With Cancer Scavenger Cup in Glendale, California, on Tuesday.

The Desperate Housewives star showed up in a black mini dress with black stilettos to match.

She was looking a bit….blah. But, hey, at least her hair looked good!

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Attempting to ratchet up ratings, Desperate Housewives is not only featuring a smooch between Eva Langoria and Teri Hatcher, but the producers have the ladies talking it up off the set.

Hatcher said she had "fun" being kissed by Eva. Hee hee. So fun!

Added Lonwhoria, "She [Hatcher] was not supposed to kiss back, so she was kind of just there, and I had to do all the work."

Sounds sexy.

Conversely, the Housewives are remaining mum on Nicollette Sheridan's departure.

James Denton pled the fifth, saying, "You know, I'm totally out of the loop on that," he tells Us. "I talked to Nicollette about it. I know they're trying to send some misdirection out there, so I'm not positive. I'm going to take the fifth."

We'll take the pass and watch Bad Girls Club instead!

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Eva Longoria was on hand to cheer for her husband, Tony Parker, at the NBA All Star game in Phoenix, AZ, on Sunday.

The Desperate Housewife was seated courtside next to Arizona senator/former presidential candidate John McCain and his wife, Cindy.

Look at Mrs. McCain's gaze!

She just oozes Stepford!

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Is Desperate Housewives desperate for ratings? Especially since Nicollette Sheridan is leaving?

Because rumor has it that Eva Langoria and Teri Hatcher will be swapping spit in a future episode!

A source at ABC would neither confirm nor deny the rumor, saying, "I don’t think a kiss between Eva and Teri’s characters could be ruled out, especially if it keeps people interested in the show."

Paging Katy Perry!

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Dissed!!!!!!

Ken Paves celebrated the opening of his new Las Vegas salon on Wednesday night, but his good time was tarnished by client Ashlee Simpson.

Jessica's little sister was announced as a confirmed guest at the event, per the press release we got before the opening.

Ass, however, was a no-show!

Of all his "superstar" clients, the only one that could be bothered to show was Eva Longoria.

Sad.

Oh, yeah, Cacee Cobb was there too!

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The NBA pays Tony Parker, really well!

Eva Longoria's husband just bought the second largest share in the French pro b-ball team ASVEL.

The team is the most 'titled' team in the Frenchie league.

In an interview with a French sports TV channel, 26-year old Tony revealed that buying a part of the team plays into his long term planning:

"When I'm 36, 37 years old, who knows how my NBA will go. Why not play one more farewell year in France afterwards? I've raised the subject with Eva, and she has nothing against living in France."

Ohh la la!

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Eva, sweetie, DARLING!

You are not Jennifer Lopez.

Repeat: you ain't no J. Lo, bitch. Stop trying to make it happen!

The Desperate Housewives star shares the same stylist as La Lopez, Ken Paves, and he's responsible for that horrible creation on her head.

We're not sure who told Longoria to wear that shiteous dress, but they should be ashamed as well!

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Glamourpuss!!!!

Eva Longoria in Reem Acra was elegant but HOT on the Golden Globes red carpet on Sunday.

That vibrant red dress looked amazing on her.

And, we loved that she kept the accessories simple.

Caliente, momma!

How did she walk around all night in that, though????

We would have been so scared about someone stepping on our train!

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If you do, then here she is talking a bunch of shiz in the new issue of Glamour magazine.

On her type: “I think sometimes women are stuck in a type. I’ve never dated the same type. I fall in love with personalities, and they come in different packages.”

On the “girl-friend code”: “You never date someone’s ex-boyfriend. Period. That’s not even the unspoken rule—that’s the spoken rule.”

On her relationship: “Tony and I would love to be together forever. But the only way you get to forever is one day at a time.”

On who is the “flower” and who is the “gardener” in her marriage to Tony Parker: “I’m the gardener. I definitely nurture. [My husband] is the flower. But there are times when Tony takes care of me—in an emotional sense, like, OK, let me take the reins on this one. But I love to take care of him. I’m really a very fifties housewife.”

On the appearance of recent weight gain for Desperate Housewives: “I’m wearing a fat suit! It’s suffocating. Unfortunately, we live our life in public, so any weight gain or pimple is a national story. I don’t get this obsessions with weight. It's not only Hollywood; it’s our society."

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