Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba seemed a bit more chipper than usual last night.

The very pregnant star showed off her growing belly and tatas as she left Mr. Chow's restaurant in Beverly Hills on Monday night.

That place is always swarming with paparazzi, so she knew she'd have her picture taken.

If she tried to block her face while leaving Mr. Chow's, that would have just been so ridiculous.

We're surprised she didn't!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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All the speculating can cease.

The Black Eyed Peas' Fergie is indeed a Latina.

“Yes, I have Mexican in my ancestry,” Fergie tells Latina magazine. “My Dad's grandmother was born in Guanajuato. I’m very proud of it; that’s probably where I get my fire!"

The mag asks her why her Latina background has been so ambiguous. Fergie answers, "I don’t go around claiming it big time because there are many more full-bred Latinas that are out there to represent.”

Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba, you reading? Be a little more like Fergie — proud of where your family comes from!

Even if it's just your dad's grandma!

[Image via WENN.]

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba held her baby shower on Sunday, and the biggest celebrity to come???

Kim Kardashian!

Every other single star was busy?

The actress held the soiree at the Ever After Teahouse in Los Angeles, and at least she sorta smiled for the occassion!

[Image via WENN.]

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She really thinks she's holier than thou!

Note to Jessica Alba. The paparazzi are not gonna stop following you. Stop acting like such a DOUCHE.

The day they do stop following, you're gonna be crying for them to come back and snap your ugly soul!

"Don't Call Me Latina" pitched a shit fit as she made her way from the nail salon.

In case you're interested, Jessica got her nails done at Nails Design on Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills. Hopefully next time she goes, there will be more paparazzi there.

Oh, and if you see Alba out and about, make sure you say hello! We're sure she LOVES her fans.

[Image via WENN.]

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba was spotted having lunch with fiance Cashole Warren at Kings Road Cafe in West Hollywood on Wednesday.

Her lips became noticeably much plumper all of a sudden.

How peculiar!

[Image via Starzlife.]

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Left: American Idol contestant Danny Noriega. Right: Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba.

[Photos via Getty Images.]

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One of our favorite bits of Oscar goss.

According to People:

"Shocking some Oscar guests, Jessica Alba steps off the press line and does a reverse red carpet walk – going against traffic on the general audience line as an Academy escort shouted, 'Excuse us, please, make room!'"

[Image via WENN.]

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Hideous!!!!
Hideous!!!!
Hideous!!!!

Hey, at least she's smiling.

Jessica Alba is pregnant, and even her baby is embarrassed with her Academy Awards outfit.

Plumage looks great on birds - not movie stars!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba has another dud on her hands!

The actress, who can't open a film, may have happy baby news but she won't be thrilled to learn that her new film, The Eye, has failed at the box office.

Despite major promotion from Alba, her movie is projected to only take in $12-15 million this weekend on 2436 screens in the U.S.

By comparison the new Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana 3D concert film is expected to take in a WHOPPING $25-30 million for Friday - Sunday. AND, that movie was only released on 683 screens in theaters across the country!

The Hannah Montana movie has set a new record for biggest opening of a concert film and a 3D movie.

Poor Jessica!

She should take a nice LONG maternity break!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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"In Albuquerque there’s really only one restaurant that’s pretty good. You can only take Applebee’s and Chili’s so much. Our big day was hanging out at Wal-Mart for five hours. It was like, ‘Yea Wal-Mart!'"

- Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba

[Image via JPI Studios.]

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