Umm, this is NOT what we were expecting from TLC.
Check out the official statement (below)!
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What's this we hear about a sex scene?
The Amy Schumer and Judd Apatow ensemble comedy is going to feature the WWE wrestler not only having (simulated) sex, but he's also going to be nude!
It's Hulkamania, brother!!
That's right, Hulk Hogan is going to return to the WWE!
This is quite possibly the biggest thing to come out of the WWE in a really long time!
The Hulkster is going to be hopping back into some yellow spandex and will enter the ring again during
FUN PAIN?? What does that even mean??
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson recently had surgery — a surgery that resulted in him experiencing swelling around his penis. He said it was a fun kind of pain… and don't worry, he elaborated!
John Cena is looking TIGHT. Not like, 'tight' as in rad, but 'tight' as in those muscles are gonna bulge their way outta that shirt! LOLz!
As a WWE Superstar, we expect nothing less than John, and we're excited about his WrestleMania workout reveal in this issue of Men's Fitness, because if he's going to be fighting Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson for the WWE Title at Wrestlemania, you bet your ass it's gonna be one tough fitness routine!
Honestly, outside of the ring they're both SUPER nice dudes, so we want to wish both of them luck in their upcoming match — we won't be choosing any sides here!
Unless you can count their backsides…
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Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin is a WWE Superstar who's looking to be a movie star like so many other big time wrestlers.
Lots of wrestlers have made the transition from the small screen to the big one! Like Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson!
What's the easiest way to go from WWE star to movie star? Star in a big action flick!
Hulk Hogan may be one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, but that doesn't mean he can't make a bad decision now and again.
One bad decision was to let the doctors at the Laser Spine Institute of Florida talk him into undergoing multiple procedures in 2009.
The procedures turned out to be completely useless and he's claiming it damaged his career.