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Jon Hamm Throws His Dog A Meaty Boner On A Walk With His GF! Here's Another Pic Showing Off His Huge Hamm Hock!

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Jon Hamm rocks sweatpants and penis outline while walking his doggy dog!

Jon Hamm might have to change his name to Jon Hot Dog after he was spotted out and about yesterday afternoon.

You know, because his dog looked like he was overheating and panting due to the warm LA weather….

Oh, and also we could clearly see the outline of his penis through his sweatpants. You know, the Hamm hock in his jock.

He was out for a walk with his lovely lover Jennifer Westfeldt and their doggy dog near their home.

It started out innocently enough, with us noticing he was dressed down and comfy, rocking some baggy sweats.

Then we spotted his cellphone clearly outlined in his pocket… was it an iPhone 5 or is that some sort of Android?

While pondering the great cell phone mystery, our eyes just happened to wander upwards and we spotted another outline… is that… is that his penis???

At first we thought he might have accidentally stolen a cucumber from a nearby produce stand until we remembered his passion for going sans underwearz!

It's comfortable for and him, wonderful for us. It's win-winween! LOLz!

Check out some more pics (below) to see the hunky man's hunky hunk of junk!

[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]

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Jon Hamm Takes His Handsome Face And Dog For A Walk

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Jon Hamm and his cute doggy Cora were out for a walk in sunny LA over the weekend!

There are some things in life that just go well together.

Like hunkiness and certain Mad Men actors' faces'.

Or like dogs and ham! Dogs love ham! Especially Hamm! Jon Hamm, that is.

Jon Hamm was spotted out and about on a sunny Saturday in El Lay, strolling down a beautiful street.

He was out for a walk with his adorbz doggy Cora and they were just so cute together.

Just picturing big, manly Jon being all sweet and cuddly with his puppy pup makes us feel so warm and fuzzzzzzy!

They're so cute together! Too precious!

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Jon Hamm & Adam Scott Go On Double Date To The Movies! See The Fantastic Foursome HERE!

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Just like Jon Hamm, we can barely contain our bulges looking at this photo!

Jon and his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt were seen going on a double date to the movies with Adam Scott and his wife Naomi at ArcLight Cinemas Hollywood yesterday.

The two hot couples went to go see a screening of The Wolf of Wall Street, the most romantic movie out in theaters! And by romantic, we mean incredibly sexual and debaucherous and probably not very romantic.

Jon and Adam were actually co-stars in an episode of The Greatest Event in Television History, where the two recreated the opening title sequence of the '80s sitcom Simon & Simon.

Meanwhile, these two hanging out in real life might be the greatest event in friendship history!

We hope the four of them enjoyed themselves, the movie, and (perhaps later that night) each others' bodies!

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Jon Hamm Keeps His Third Leg Under Wraps In New Trailer And Poster For Million Dollar Arm!

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Why hello there, Mr. Draper!!

This Spring, the guy with the million-inch HammBone, Jon Hamm will be taking a quick vacation from the world of advertising and dipping his peen toes in the baseball world in the upcoming film Million Dollar Arm!

The movie follows a struggling sports agent who travels to India in hopes of finding the next big pitcher to bring back to the majors!!

The movie is produced by Disney, so if you're hoping to see some steamy Dick Whitman Don Draper action, you might have to wait until Mad Men starts up again!

Luckily, we have this sexy yet bulge-less poster (above) to hold us over until then!

And if that's not enough, check out the official trailer …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

12 Days Of Perezmas! 5 Golden Peens!

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On the fifth day of Perezmas our true love gave to us….

5 Golden Peens!

Ohhh the fifth day of Perezmas is definitely a scandalous one.

We like our egg nog and decking the halls, but there is nothing better than unwrapping an eXXXtra special XXXmas gift!

Are we right or are we right??!

Alexander Skarsgård Goes Full Frontal On True Blood's Fatal Finale! Watch HOT Scene HERE! [CLICK HERE]

Liam Payne Almost Let His 1D Slip Out For All To See! Check Out His Seksi Nudie Pic HERE! [CLICK HERE]

Former Disney Star Dylan Sprouse's Nude Photos Leak On Tumblr! See His Suite Life On D*ck Pic HERE! [CLICK HERE]

Did James Franco Just Grab His Peen On Instagram?! See The Naughty Pics HERE! [CLICK HERE]

Jon Hamm's Penis Is In BIG Demand — By Underwear Companies! [CLICK HERE]

P.S. - Don't forget to ch-ch-check out 12 Twerking Mileys, 11 Babies Poppin, 10 Terrible Twitter Feuds, 9 Naughty Nip Slips, 8 Awkward Jennifer Lawrence Moments, 7 Housewives In Hot Water and 6 Sexy Brit-Brit Snapshots!

Jon Hamm Shows Off His … Package While Shopping With GF Jennifer Westfeldt! Happy Commando Christmas!

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My, oooooh, my! What nice a nice, big, er…package you've got there!

Jon Hamm was spotted out and about in El Lay, with his lady love Jennifer Westfeldt, while getting some Holidaze shopping done at Barneys!

We wonder what sort of Christmas presents they picked up! Perhaps a new purse for Jennifer? Or some undies for John?

We think that, THAT would be the perfect pressie for him since, ya know, he forgets them so often!

We imagine Jennifer walks around their house singing, all I want for Christmas is for you to get some more underwearrrrrrrrr.

LOLz!! We kid, we kid!!

But seriously, what has Jon got against undies?!? We guess he just really loves free-ballin' it around!

[Image via The Media Circuit/AKM-GSI.]

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