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Jon Hamm Keeps His Third Leg Under Wraps In New Trailer And Poster For Million Dollar Arm!

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Why hello there, Mr. Draper!!

This Spring, the guy with the million-inch HammBone, Jon Hamm will be taking a quick vacation from the world of advertising and dipping his peen toes in the baseball world in the upcoming film Million Dollar Arm!

The movie follows a struggling sports agent who travels to India in hopes of finding the next big pitcher to bring back to the majors!!

The movie is produced by Disney, so if you're hoping to see some steamy Dick Whitman Don Draper action, you might have to wait until Mad Men starts up again!

Luckily, we have this sexy yet bulge-less poster (above) to hold us over until then!

And if that's not enough, check out the official trailer …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

12 Days Of Perezmas! 5 Golden Peens!

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On the fifth day of Perezmas our true love gave to us….

5 Golden Peens!

Ohhh the fifth day of Perezmas is definitely a scandalous one.

We like our egg nog and decking the halls, but there is nothing better than unwrapping an eXXXtra special XXXmas gift!

Are we right or are we right??!

Alexander Skarsgård Goes Full Frontal On True Blood's Fatal Finale! Watch HOT Scene HERE! [CLICK HERE]

Liam Payne Almost Let His 1D Slip Out For All To See! Check Out His Seksi Nudie Pic HERE! [CLICK HERE]

Former Disney Star Dylan Sprouse's Nude Photos Leak On Tumblr! See His Suite Life On D*ck Pic HERE! [CLICK HERE]

Did James Franco Just Grab His Peen On Instagram?! See The Naughty Pics HERE! [CLICK HERE]

Jon Hamm's Penis Is In BIG Demand — By Underwear Companies! [CLICK HERE]

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Jon Hamm Shows Off His … Package While Shopping With GF Jennifer Westfeldt! Happy Commando Christmas!

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My, oooooh, my! What nice a nice, big, er…package you've got there!

Jon Hamm was spotted out and about in El Lay, with his lady love Jennifer Westfeldt, while getting some Holidaze shopping done at Barneys!

We wonder what sort of Christmas presents they picked up! Perhaps a new purse for Jennifer? Or some undies for John?

We think that, THAT would be the perfect pressie for him since, ya know, he forgets them so often!

We imagine Jennifer walks around their house singing, all I want for Christmas is for you to get some more underwearrrrrrrrr.

LOLz!! We kid, we kid!!

But seriously, what has Jon got against undies?!? We guess he just really loves free-ballin' it around!

[Image via The Media Circuit/AKM-GSI.]

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Jon Hamm Shows Of His Huge…Smile While Out In Los Angeles!

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Oh my! How different it is to see him covered up!

It seems Jon Hamm has remembered to put some undies on under those jeans he's sporting!

That must be why he's smiling so wide! He's super proud of himself for that!

LOLzz!!! We kiiiddd!!!

The Mad Men actor was seen out and about in El Lay with his lady-friend-love-person Jennifer Westfeldt getting a tire fixed on their car!

We wonder what it was that poked the car tire!

Maybe it happened when Jon forgot to wear undies the other day!

Hmmm…we know something Jon can poke while he's sans undies! LOLzzz!!!

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Ellen Degeneres Celebrates The Great American Smoke Out By Removing The Cigs From Mad Men!

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Yesterday was a pretty special occasion — The Great American Smoke Out — and we hope a lot of you smokers joined in!

The ideas is to stop America from slowly killing itself for at least ONE DAY by stopping using cancer sticks for 24 hours! Ellen, in her infinite wisdom and flawless humor, set out to celebrate the day in the best way.

She re-edited some Mad Men footage with cigarettes to include something far more HIGHlarious!!

Honestly, we wish the entire series would get a makeover like this, it would be the funniest DVD extra on the planet!

Watch the funny (above)!

Jon Hamm Battles The LAX Crowd After Last Week's Shooting Scare!

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Jon Hamm is no divo!

While he might play a hot shot in a seXXXy suit, he's clearly totez down to earth in real life!!!

After being trapped at LAX last week during the super scary shooting, the hunk bravely carried his BIG package to the curb at the airport to wait for a shared van service!!

This probably goes without saying, but we'd gladly share a ride with him ANY day! ;)

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Jon Hamm Checks His Phone While Forgetting To Check For His Underwear On The Set Of Mad Men!!

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Weeee! Woooo! Weeeee! Wooooo! The Dong Patrol has arrived to deliver you a MASSIVE score!

Jon Hamm was filming scenes for Mad Men in El Lay yesterday and he was showing off not just his ruggedly handsome mug but his little big hambone as well.

As many times as Jon shows off his package, we are STILL impressed by it every time!

No wonder Don Draper's real name is Dick Whitman!!

We do have to admit, we kind of miss Jon's beard though!

But as long as he keeps forgoing the underwear portion of his outfit, like that first time we "saw" his glorious peen, we can totally jump back on board with the beardless Don D.

Please, for the love of all things peen, and to keep the Dong Patrol employed, keep forgetting those undies!!!

LOLzz!!

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