"Here’s the thing: The Internet talks shit about everything, but I actually have a big chip on my shoulder about Perez Hilton and all these people because, according to them, I’m the ugliest, worst human being in the entire universe and I should crawl under a rock and blow my brains out."

- Superbad star Jonah Hill tells the new issue of Complex

[Image via WENN.]

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Jason Segel has just signed on to star opposite Jonah Hill and Jason Schwartzman in The Adventurer's Handbook.

The flick will be directed by Akiva Schaffer for Universal. 

As for the screenplay, it was penned by Hill, Matt Spicer and Max Winkler, yes, Henry's son, and deals with four childhood buddies who, bored from their bland adulthood, decide to go on a journey around the world inspired by the tales in Mick Conefrey's book, The Adventurer's Handbook: Life Lessons From History's Great Explorers.

Segel will play a washed up musician who wasted his youth, and ended up a back-up pianist and alcoholic.  Schwartzman will play a pain in the ass Grammy winner and Hill will play an engineer who no longer feels close to his family.

We already know Hill and Segel work well together, and we think Schwartzman would fit in nicely.

Universal hopes the flick will be in production early 2010.

We hope it doesn't suck.

[Image via WENN.]

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The Simpsons are delivering some pretty big names for the 21st season of the soon-to-be longest running television show ever!

Some of the celebrities who will be lending their voice to season 21 are: Chris Martin of Coldplay, funnywoman Sarah Silverman (who will play Bart's girlfriend in an ep.), Anne Hathaway, Jonah Hill, Neve Campbell and Seth Rogen, who wrote the 21st season's premiere.

The new season of The Simpsons is expected to start up on September 27th on Fox.

Are U excited???

[Image via WENN.]

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Some progress!

Jonah Hill looked like a showered version of himself at the El Lay premiere of Funny People on Monday.

What happened to working out, bb?!

At least he made a little effort!! Although, not enough to shave.

[Image via WENN.]

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Now that he's out of the jungle, Spencer Pratt is back on his hustle!

We just got off the phone with the I'm A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here quitter and he couldn't help but be thrilled with how things turned out for him and his new wife, Heidi Pratt.

The newlyweds are on their way back home to LA and then leaving tomorrow for New York City, where they are going to be appearing on Letterman and a ton of other media appearances.

Pratt also had one of his "people" send us the above clip, a comedy short he filmed of him mocking actor Jonah Hill.

He makes acting look so easy on The Hills, but comedy is not his forte!

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Funnymen Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel and Jonah Hill flaunt their impeccable bods on the cover of April's Vanity Fair!

Love it!!

The photo, featuring director Judd Apatow's darlings, is a direct spoof of the 2006 Annie Leibovitz VF cover featuring designer Tom Ford preying on actresses Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson in the buff.

“People have always said I’m the Scarlett Johansson of comedy. Always," Superbad star Jonah Hill joked.

Of course you are, Jonah!

Forgetting Sarah Marshall actor Jason Segel was a little more uneasy over the revealing shoot. "What an honor it was being on the Vanity Fair cover. I was a little uncomfortable doing the Tom Ford spoof. The only person more uncomfortable was my personal trainer.”

Whatevs, Jason.

Nude is a great color on you!!

Too bad Paul Rudd didn't slip on a bodysuit as well.

Now that's something we'd love to see!!

[Images via Annie Leibovitz exclusively for Vanity Fair.]

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Now, we're not doctors or anything, but we think that Superbad star Jonah Hill might want to put that soda down and run a couple of laps.

The actor was spotted out with a pal looking unhealthily large at a Lakers game yesterday.

He's always been a bit chubby, but this just does not look good!

It just gets harder to lose the older you get! WE KNOW first-hand!

[ Image via Ramey Photo Agency. ]

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Super bad good!

Jonah Hill is getting into the healthy swing of things!

On Monday, he was spotted pounding the pavement in addition to doing an LA gym workout.

You go, Jonah!

Healthy is the best way to be! Plus, you'll probably get more pussy!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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Uhmmm….

Does he weigh 300 lbs???

Seriously, Jonah Hill does not look healthy, and - beginning with ourselves - we're trying to encourage everyone to "be a better U," cheesy as that may sound.

The Super Bad actor was spotted with a friend in West Hollywood on Sunday.

Let's hope his friend takes him for a hike real soon!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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