Peaches Geldof is one lucky bitch!

A "legal loophole" has come to her rescue!

According to reports, London police probably won't hit the hocialite up with drug charges because they can't prove what exactly it is that Peaches bought in the now infamous video.

Cokate Moss escaped charges two years ago after she was filmed snorting a substance because police could not prove it was drugs. The failure to prosecute her was condemned by politicians and anti-drug campaigners.

We're expecting those same figures to rant and rave about Peaches escaping punishment soon.

Meanwhile, her dad, Bob Geldof, has remained shockingly quiet on his daughter's drug shame!

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Can you imagine how much better Kate Moss would look if she lived a clean and sober lifestyle???

The haggard model tried really hard to look presentable for the Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC on Monday night.

Unfortunately, she still looked a right mess!

Stella McCartney, on the other hand, is a sexy bitch and LOOKED IT.

[Image via WENN.]

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Actors, musicians and sports stars aren't the only ones making easy millions!

Models are walking off the runways with fat cash in the bank as well. And, according to a new report, the highest paid model today is none other than Brazilian Gisele Bundchen.

Tom Brady picked a good one!

Bundchen made over $35 million in just the past year!!!!!!

What?!?!

That's more than DOUBLE the amount that Heidi Klum made.

Klum is estimated to have earned about $14 million, many of it thanks to her show, Project Runway.

Others on the top five of the highest paid models include Adriana Lima ($7 mil) and Doutzen Kroes ($6 mil).

Who is Doutzen Kroes????????

And, coming in at number 3 is Kate Moss with $7.5 million.

Why are people still paying her again?

[Image via WENN.]

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They've been engaged (allegedly) for months and months. Now…..

The UK media is reporting that Kate Moss and The Kills' Jamie Hince have booked the East London restaurant Wapping Food for a September 6th wedding reception!

A friend of Cokate's revealed, “They have booked out the entire venue. It will be quite a party. The wedding itself is in the Cotswolds and will be quite intimate. This will be the big event for all their mates.”

Looks like September 6th may be a big business day for London's drug dealers!

Nice day for a white wedding.

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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The usually pin thin Kate Moss was spotted with a bit of a bump as she made her way through the airport in Miami this past weekend.

Maybe she's retaining water????

The soon-to-retire model was in the MIA for a photo shoot.

It has been reported that Moss and her boyfriend, rocker Jamie Hince, are engaged and planning a white wedding some time this summer.

Could a baby have something to do with it???? Please, God, no!

Coke bloat! Must be coke bloat!

[Image via Mavrix Photo.]

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As we are prone to do, we often forget that Kate Moss is a mother.

The mother and hard-pAArtier has actually been doing quite a bit of mothering during her holiday in California.

This past weekend, Cokate took her daughter, Lila Grace, to Disneyland. And on Monday, the model took the youngin' to Universal Studios Hollywood, where they are seen above enjoying the Jurassic Park ride.

Nice to actually see Kate with Lila.

And it's especially nice that Pete Doherty is no longer around that impressionable young child!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Kate Moss is still in Los Angeles.

On Wednesday, the in-need-of retiring model was spotted in Malibu with her poor daughter, Lila Grace, AND some little friends.

It is NOT a good idea to leave Cokate around children!

Shit, we'd rather have Heidi Montag and a bunch of prostitutes (same thing, really) babysit over Moss.

[Images via Fame Pictures.]

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Kate Moss arrives at Los Angeles International Airport on Saturday night.

Her skin looks pretty flawless, but….

Those nostrils look like they've been put to good use recently!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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Kate Moss….with her daughter!

The over-the-hill supermodel was probably dropping Lila Grace off at the nanny's house.

There's partying and fuckery to be had!

[Image via Mr. Paparazzi.]

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Kate Moss' new boyfriend, The Kills musician Jamie Hince, reportedly asked the over-the-hill model to marry him during a weekend trip to Amsterdam….and she said yes.

Were they both of sound mind???? One too many bites of your space cake will fuck you up!

Cokate emerged from a bar to tell Dutch fans of her plans to wed the rocker.

“She came out giggling and seemed a little bit tipsy. Lots of fans were taking her picture on their mobile phones. She told them, ‘I’m getting married.’ One girl asked her when, and she said, ‘Soon’.”

Kate also talked about her marriage plans when she met a fashion journalist in the city’s Cafe Tabac.

This is not the first time talk of marriage has surrounded Moss and Hince.

Cokate was telling friends she and Jamie got engaged way back in September!

Maybe they're just going public now??? Or maybe it's all a bunch of baloney!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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