It is officially confirmed that Katie Holmes will be performing for So You Think You Can Dance, but you will have to wait a long ass time for it!
A source confirms that Katie has already filmed the segment, but it won't be aired the until the finale - in AUGUST!!!
WTF?!?! Why so long Dance people?
Well, at least the source thinks it will be worth the wait. It will be "a Broadway does Hollywood number. It opens on a Broadway stage and then she walks into a Hollywood studio."
As for Mrs. Cruise, she is as impressive as the decor she dances around: "She was amazing. She was such a pro. Her legs are in great shape. She's got a hat and a cane and she's wearing a leotard and tights."
We'll have to wait and see, but we see a train-wreck pulling into the station and we're going to love it!
Things are coming together over at So You Think You Can Dance.
The show has officially snagged Katie Holmes to perform a big Broadway musical-type dance numbe, and now, the nitty-gritty details are being revealed.
The dance will pay homage to the great Judy Garland, as Katie will dance and SING to the classic 1950's ditty Get Happy from the musical, Summer Stock. She will be joined on stage by eight lucky male dancers, who will wear matching suit and ties as Katie dons an all-black ensemble. An insider explains that "part of the set appears to be made from scaffolding, creating the illusion that she's dancing on a rooftop with a sky backdrop."
A witness revealed that at a recent rehearsal, Katie practiced by lip-syncing to a backing track and "seductively shake her hips" to the music.
Still no word on when this magical moment will air, but we're banking on the 100th episode on July 8th.
We only have on problem with this scenario: If they were planning a Judy Garland themed number, why wasn't Anne Hathaway asked to perform? She's the one with the big Broadway show revolving around the famed actress called Get Happy: The Life of Judy Garland.
Something just doesn't seem right about this. Any chance Anne will get screwed and replaced by Katie Holmes?!
Katie Holmes has been rumored to be in talks to film a segment on So You Think You Can Dance, but apparently it's WAY out of the talking stage and she is already filming.
Katie was caught coming out of the CBS Studios lot having filmed part of her appearance on a sound stage on Monday, and she's reportedly heading to New York to continue shooting at FOX Studios.
A source reports that the show is constructing a huge "Broadway production" set for her appearance and that everything is just "massive."
The source continues to explain the secret dancing lessons and who exactly is training Mrs. Tom Cruise: "She is working with the choreographer Tyce Diorio. They want it to seem like she waltzed in and put it together very quickly, but that's really not the case. This has been a longtime in the making."
As for her skills, the source claims she is "killing it" and that "everyone is absolutely floored by how talented she is."
She better be fantastic, otherwise what the hell is the point?
The source reveals her performance "might broadcast this week as news has started to leak out — but they're trying to save it for July 8th, as that is the 100th episode."
Wow. This should definitely be interesting. Come a long way from the Creek, haven't we Katie?
So it would seem, as reports are coming in, that Katie Holmes will indeed be appearing on So You Think You Can Dance.
Pass the grass!
On Sunday, Katie was spotted arriving at CBS Studios, where they film the show, in dance attire - all ready to boogie!
This was after Saturday, when she sat down with producers to discuss her appearance. Homophobic judge Nigel Lythgoe confirmed that he had spoken to Katie about being on the show and that they were planning "something very, very, very special."
Sources are saying that she is in intense rehearsals for this performance that could be for this season or perhaps next and that it will be a "slinky Broadway-inspired number."
We recommend the full year for practice, as we foresee this being somewhat of a disaster.
More so, we're surprised Tom Cruise is giving so much slack on her leash.
It would seem that the women in Katie Holmes' family really know how to pick'em.
Over the recent Easter weekend, Katie's sister, Tamara, lost her estranged husband, J. Jeffrey Fretti, to heart failure. Fretti ran a successful funeral home in the Toledo, Ohio area. Or at least what everyone thought was successful.
It turns out that Fretti had embezzled money from four dozen patrons who paid in advance for funeral preparations. Officials have found a total of $180,000 missing from the records of the home. The money was logged in a special account overseen solely by Fretti and was supposedly established to hold “preneed funds” or money for "burial goods and services prior to death." According to the records, instead of following the required procedure of depositing the funds in the special “preneeds” trust fund, Fretti diverted the money into an account he used for ordinary business expenses.
On top of that, he had owed the bank a total of $495,000 on the funeral home! So even now, with the property and business being sold off, there is little chance any customers will get their money back.
What a terrible ordeal for these families to go through. Thousands of their hard earn dollars lost!
No chance your gonna step up and help them, huh Katie?
Katie Holmes has been seen frequenting dance studios in the Hollywood area recently and the biggest question on everyone's mind is: Por que?
Well, the story coming out of Life & Style is that Katie is in serious talks to make a special performance on Fox's So You Think You Can Dance.
Umm, what?!?!
A show insider tells the mag: "She's met with judge and producer Nigel Lythgoe and everyone hopes she appears on this season or next season of the show."
Yeah, okay. We want a hit of whatever the peeps over at Life & Style are smoking because there is NO WAY this is actually happening.
When Californication creator Tom Kapinos first moved to Los Angeles, he had to work his way up from the bottom like the rest of us.
Along the way to Californication, Kapinos worked as the show runner (head honcho) on Dawson's Creek.
Yes, the now-classic WB series featuring Xenu-bot Katie Holmes, Michelle Williams, Joshua Jackson and James Van Der Beek.
And of course, Kapinos had dirt to dish.
Just the way we like it!
The Californication creator called his experience on Dawson's "miserable" and a "four-year boot camp," and Kapinos by no means kept mum when the moderator asked him, "What was it specifically that made it such a challenge?"
His answer?
"It was the four monstrous actors at the core of it."
Ha!
Kapinos continued: "They were very young, and they got very famous, and they made life miserable for any writer or producer on the show."
OMG!
We only wish he went into specifics!
Cuz you just know Katie & Co. were pullin some major diva behavior on that set!
Katie Holmes was once again looking frumpy and kind of sweaty as she made her way out of a dance studio in Hollywood on Monday with her veiny, creepy feet.
What gives?!
We'd really like to know why, but whatever the reason, we hope it is career-related. She's in desperate need of one.
Little Suri Cruise is really starting to look a lot like her mom, Katie Holmes.
Yet, oddly enough, she doesn't look a bit like Tom Cruise!
And with looking like mom comes having the same haircut as mom. Both Katie and Suri are both sporting the same 'dos, and it's really about time they get a haircut!
We can't even see their faces behind that mess of hair!
