"Really liking Avril Lavigne songs. It takes me back to the girls I grew up with. Singing those Top 40 power ballads."

- Keanu Reeves tells Ladies Home Journal something that surprises us

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The results are less exciting when Maury Povich isn't the one dispensing the news, but we bet Keanu Reeves doesn't mind.

A DNA test proved that Keanu was not the father of any of a dumb Canadian woman's kids. Karen Sala claimed that Keanu sperminated her for at least of her four grown-up children, but Keanu protested that he never even met the woman, much less get busy with her business.

It's a good thing that he isn't the father - she was looking for a HUGE payout for some very late child and spousal support -$150,000 a month in child support, backdated to 1988, and $3 million a month in spousal support.

You do the math on that one.

Congrats Keanu! You are NOT the father!

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It seems Patrick Swayze was really a pleasure to work with as another former costar reveals.

According to Keanu Reeves, his Point Break costar did not only commit himself to a role, but lived life to the limits - and fearlessly.

Keanu states:

"There was some sky diving sequences in this film we did together and as filming was going on it came to be that Patrick was jumping out of airplanes all the time. I think he had over 30 jumps during the course of filming and so the production served him with a cease and desist which he listened to until they got to Hawaii. He jumps out of planes and did the flips and falling to the ground and he did it with an open heart."

"He was a beautiful person, an artist. Patrick, he just wanted to experience life and for his work he wanted to take the opportunity of the film and it gave him that sense."

"I can say what I know that he lived life to the fullest. My sympathies and condolences go out to his friends and family."

So sweet!

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Keanu Reeves was snapped shopping at Bristol Farms in West Hollywood this weekend.

Looking hot!

But if it weren't for how neatly the shopping bags are arranged, he could be just another random homeless dude pushing around a cart!

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Lying much?

Karen Sala, a Canadian woman claiming to have know Keanu Reeves since childhood, has filed a request for the actor to provide DNA samples as part of a plan to seek support for herself and four children.

By the way, her children are all between 20 to 25 years old!

"I'm pissed. I just want him to stand up and be a man," says Sala, who is acting as her own lawyer.

Sala is seeking a DNA test along child support of $150,000 per month as well as $3 million per month in spousal support.

This woman is crazy!!!!!!!!!

Keanu's spokesperson states, "Karen Sala's allegations are completely false and absurd. Mr. Reeves has no knowledge of who she is."

Thought so!

His business manager added, "Before you disparage my client and lend validity to this, there's clearly something wrong with someone who claims child support after all the kids have grown. I'm just pointing that out."

Supposedly, there are witnesses to their relationship but Sala has not been able to provide proof.

Nice try but Keanu's not your baby daddy!!!

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Keanu Reeves is slated to star in a modern retelling of The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

The film, simply titled Jekyll, will be backed by Universal Pictures and have Reeves play the genius doctor who successfully splits his personality in two.

Maybe one of his characters can talk with more inflection or emotion. That we would pay to see!

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Tuesday night, Keanu Reeves was spotted leaving London restaurant Tamarin with a glass of red wine in his hand.

Sad to say, but the once hot actor was looking super shiteous!

As soon as he spotted the paparazzi, Keanu made every attempt to hide the glass with his coat.

What's the matter Keanu?

P.S. Is boozing on the streets legal in the U.K.???

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The jury's in and Keanu Reeves is the victor!

As we've previously mentioned, Keanu was sued by a pap who claimed that he was injured when he was knocked over by the actor's Porsche.

On Monday, an LA court cleared him of all liability in the photog initiated civil case.

Jurors reportedly reached the verdict after resuming deliberations for just over an hour.

Congrats, Matrix man!

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Monday's jury selection for Keanu Reeve's upcoming civil trial looked more like an audition than a solemn courtroom procedure.

While most of us dread jury duty, a few lucky folks were probably more than a little pleased to see Reeves in the courtroom.

Several of the individuals said they had ties to the entertainment industry. This included, but was not limited to, a movie executive, one actress who claimed 6 degrees of separation from the Matrix star, another actress working as - you guessed it - a model/bartender, and one fellow who once did the voice for Bugs Bunny - and proved it to the courtroom.

This is LA, after all.

Which all seems wildly appropriate for a case concerning Reeves and paparazzo Alison Silva, who claims he was knocked over by Reeves' car as the actor backed out of a parking spot.

Does he really think he's got a chance in hell in celeb-friendly Los Angeles?

The pap's assault claim was already dropped in September. Now he's in for the money.

Way to waste everyone's time, Alison.

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