Whoa!
Keanu Reeves is back and better than ever!
Neo's been flying under our radar since his 2008's alien flick flop The Day the Earth Stood Still, but we're thrilled to see our adorably aloof action-hero alive and kicking!!
In his upcoming slacker film, a restless, middle-aged Keanu wanders through life banging random women — Adelaide Clemens and Bojana Novakovic, to name two — and still borrows rent money from his parents!!
Ahh, Peter Pan and his Lost Boys would be proud!
Ch-ch-check out the trailer for Generation Um… (above)!
Keanu's sexy-time indie dramz premieres May 28 and we urge EVERYONE to see it!
Not because it looks good, but because another flop could hurt Bill & Ted 3's chances at ever being made!!
So much testosterone! So much scruff!
Keanu Reeves recently cruised through WeHo on his Norton motorcycle!
He looked manlier than the Brawny dude buying power drills at Home Depot!
Yum, yum, YUMMY! Even approaching 48, the Speed star still gets our engines revving!
We don't know whether the actor made a milk run or did a slew of seXXXy laps on Santa Monica Blvd. to arouse locals and generate interest in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 3, but the results of his ride were… most excellent!
[Image via Splash News.]
After seeing the bright lights of the Keanu Reeves symbol in the sky, Keanu joined his ______________ group to go fight some ______________!
They even took the __________-mobile!
[Image via Reddit.]
You'd better keep an eye out for redneckonize Rebel Wilson because this larger than life comedian is headed straight for the top!!
We liked her in Bridesmaids and we ADORED her in Pitch Perfect so it's no surprise to us when she has Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter doubled over in laughter!!
The out-of-control Aussie swears she learned English by repeating dialogue reality TV!
Don't believe us? Check ch-ch-check out her flawless impression of child=sensation Honey Boo Boo (above)!
If that's not enough, she does a reading of a creepy letter from one of her WeHo neighbors below and it kind of sounds like she's channeling… Keanu Reeves!
We lurrrrves you, Rebel! And we want more, more, more! So… check out more (below)!!!
We cannot believe it's been 21 years since Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted "Theodore" Logan last graced the silver screen!
A Bill & Ted sequel three-quel has literally been "in the works" since Justin Bieber was but a twinkle in his Daddy's eye!
Fourscore and seven minutes ago, however, Keanu Reeves told GQ part tres is in most excellent shape!
Dean Parisot is
Keanu Reeves barely cracked a smile at the New York premiere of the documentary he produced, Side by Side, but he should cheer up because his acting career is about to get the kick in the butt that it needs!
The world has been speculating about whether or not we'll ever see a third Bill & Ted movie and even though it's been a long time coming, it sounds like WE WILL!
Sources are reporting that
This is no missed opportunity: a few clever minds with some editing skills have come up with one HIGHlarious mash up — we're not even talkin' music here.
We're talking mashing up The Matrix with Office Space.
Most specifically, having Neo hide from the ever oppressive Lumbergh!!
Both movies came out in 1999, so it's only fitting…
Take the red pill and check out the cleverness of it all (above)!
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