With the stress filled casting dilemma of 50 Shades of Grey over, the super secret audition tapes have surfaced!!
Unfortunately Charlie Hunnam's audition clip was lost in space, but something even better was unearthed by Ellen DeGeneres!
Something…super juicy. LOLz!
Who knew Martha Stewart and Vice President Joe Biden were huge fans of the S&M novel?!
Ellen revealed the not edited (we repeat, NOT edited) audition tapes of the two on The Ellen Show and let us tell you, it looks pretty convincing.
Ch-ch-check out their HIGHlarious audition (above)!!
We get it — you're the queen of homemade and no one can de-throne the ultimate lifestyle empress…but someone's gonna try!
Martha Stewart is commenting on Gwyneth Paltrow's goopy lifestyle skills in a new interview, and it's not quite as pretty as one of her freshly baked apple pies!
Gwynnie started a lifestyle brand called Goop, which recently celebrated its 5 year anniversary, and when asked about the competitor brand, Martha's lackluster response says it all:
Oooh, nothing like being dissed on your own talk show!
While we're not too sure that's the point of having a talk show, Martha Stewart didn't seem to care as she sat down with Bethenny Frankel and unleashed on her!
It's been years since Bethenny just barely lost the winning spot on Martha's Apprentice show, but someone certainly isn't over it. And Bethenny took this chance to grill the home decor queen about only being second best.
And the answer is HIGHlarious. Martha gets totes awkwardly honest with Bethenny who clearly didn't see this coming! Even though Martha laughs through it, you can just see Bethenny cringing like she's never cringed before!
We just can't ruin this interview for you, so ch-ch-check it out…AFTER THE JUMP!!
Who better to learn from than Grandma!
Martha Stewart has already taught her granddaughter Jude everything she can in the kitchen, so they took it to the streets on Wednesday in the West Village.
The homemaker extraordinaire stopped for some lunch and taught the little girl all about tea time and how to properly hold a cup.
These are very important lessons!
It was actually a really cute scene, with Martha chatting away with her tiny angel!
Jude will no doubt be the most proper person in elementary school!
[Image via Splash News.]
Well, at least that’s what it seems like at this point!
As we mentioned earlier, Martha Stewart's been involved in a drawn-out legal battle with Macy’s after breaching her exclusive contract with the department store to sell her products at JCPenney.
But following a year of dramz, JCPenney has had enough and decided to drop Martha's goods from their shelves!
However, their reasons go beyond the never-ending lawsuit — Martha Stewart's line wasn't selling and many customers complained that the products were too expensive.
Looks like Macy’s will get their way after all!
[Image via Alberto Reyes/WENN.]
Hello doctor? We think we just OD-ed on TMI…
Not only did Martha Stewart weigh in on the Paula Deen-vastation on Andy Cohen's HIGH-larious show Watch What Happens Live, she also admitted to having a one night stand, sexting, and maybe having a threesome. We don't know how you "maybe" have a threesome but we'd LOVE to know! Dish, girl, dish!
And then things got kray kray. Martha actually spanked the host himself with a paddle while making him beg, thus turning Watch What Happens Live into the made-for-TV 50 Shades of Grey, which may or may
not be the nickname Martha has for her plethora of beaus.
Ch-ch-check all of that
weirdness sexiness in the videos …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Although it would makes sense that Martha Stewart and Paula Deen would be arch nemeses that would have an epic spatula fight to the death were they to ever come face to face, it seems that there's not total hatred between the two…
While on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, Martha finally weighed in on the whole Paula Deen-saster, saying this: