Ever wanted to take a master class in Beyoncé??
Sounds like a BEY-utiful experience, no?!
Per the school's website, the course involves:
This has GOT to be a publicity stunt. Right?!?!
Recently, he was hand selected by Martha Stewart to photograph her August spread in Porter magazine! And while Martha is no stranger to controversy herself, the two of them still make a baffling pairing.
Porter describes their interactions as follows:
Despite Blake loving everything about Martha, it sounds like Martha is questioning her homemaking buddy.
Blake recently launched her new lifestyle site, and even though Martha hasn't seen it yet, she is already unsure about the new career venture.
Scarlett Johansson is the first human being to use more than ten percent… of her heart!
OK, that's not true, but she is getting married in August!
The actress has just scored her THIRD Vogue cover for the August issue, which is quite impressive considering bigger names like Beyoncé only have two. And never mind ALL the award-winning actresses and singers who have ZERO Vogue covers!
But, still, she looks gorgeous in the rustic-themed cover and editorial, posing with cowboys on a ranch while dressed in decadent Chanel dresses and ponchos from the American Southwest-inspired pre-fall 2014 collection!
And, naturally, the 26-year-old discusses her upcoming lifestyle website, Preserve, saying:
Martha Stewart has needs, y’all! Certain…biological needs, if you catch our drift.
But as badly as this 72-year-old domestic diva needs to get laid, she just can’t find a suitable suitor!
She’s already tried Match.com. Nothin'
She’s shared her desire to find a significant other before. No luck.
Jeeze! What’s a grandma gotta do to find a piece of premium man a**?!?
Martha’s not giving up hope in finding Mr. Right though.
She recently revealed her list of things she’s looking for in a partner. Miz Stewart spilled:
Not sure about you, Perezcious readers, but when we were younger, snack time included fruit roll ups, a Hi-C and some Gushers.
But Matha Stewart’s grandchildren have far too sophisticated palates for food like that!
Instead, they’re dining on cacio e pepe pasta, mushrooms and caviar!
Who knew Martha Stewart was so HIGHlarious?!
The domestic goddess decided she wanted to be bombarded with questions from reddit, so she decided to hold an Ask Me Anything on the popular site.
After reading the whole thing, what we took away from it is that Martha is SUPER down to earth! And she was a model (below)!
But really, she's super down to earth and we're amazed!
She didn't shy away from those hard hitting sex questions, she actually answered an inquiry about prison, and revealed who she wishes she could hang out with more!
What were the hanky-panky tips Martha gave?