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Henry Cavill And Gina Carano Must Be Officially Be Back On! Just Adopted A Puppy Together!

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Henry Cavill and Gina Carano went to Arkansas to adopt him a big Akita puppy!

Sooo, this is like permanent, right?? One step below having a kid together is adopting a puppy together!

Henry Cavill has been spending lots of time with his now on-again girlfriend Gina Carano and now we know why!

Superman and his MMA-fighter-turned-action star girlfriend have decided to go to a breeder in Arkansas where they picked up an AH-dorable Akita pup!

The breeders talked about their pleasant experience with the superhero and his gal pal, saying:

MMA Fighter Joseph Torrez Fights Off 4 Home Intruders, Kills One Of Them!

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Holy. Shizz.

This sounds like an action movie — but it's not. It's real life, and there was a real loss of life in defense of another. It doesn't get much more serious than that.

Joseph Torrez, a 27-year-old MMA fighter, managed to take on 4 home intruders that even called to threaten him before showing up to his home in New Mexico. He hospitalized one, and killed one.

According to reports, suspect Leonard Calvillo uttered these chilling words to Joseph over the phone:

MMA Fighter Puts Shame Aside To Sue Sex Gel Company!

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WE know that MMA fighter Waylon Lowe shouldn't be embarrassed to take on a company that's allegedly done him dirty, but the MMA world is a pretty macho world — so it's nice to see him put that aside and risk his rep by suing a sex gel company for destroying his penis!

In the lawsuit, he claims a gel called Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel has prolonged his ejaculation indefinitely, and that instead of enhancing his experiences, he now can't ejaculate AT ALL.

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Joe Rogan Runs His Mouth On Transgender MMA Fighter

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Joe Rogan must be the world's foremost expert on both UFC and the physiology of all humans, including that of those who are transgendered.

Let's take Fallon Fox, for example. She's an MMA fighter AND transgender, which is great, because that means that Joe Rogan is an expert on her abilities and her physical make up — and he says there's "no f**king way" she should be allowed to fight other women.

Awful. Here's what he said:

MMA Fighter With Down Syndrome Doesn't Let His Disability Hold Him Back!

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And there's no reason why he should!

MMA fighter, Garrett Holeve has down syndrome, but also has a love for mixed martial arts.

And even though a lot of people would let a disability hold them back, he does NOT let that little discrepancy keep him from training and learning the sport.

Only problem is

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Ray Elbe Trying To Sell Pictures Of His Broken MMA Dong!

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We're cool with dicktures (dick + pictures) around here just like everyone else. They can offer a glimpse at something only imagined.

Ha!

That does NOT include pictures of MMA fighter Ray Elbe's wang, because nobody wants to see that anyway, ESPECIALLY if he's shopping around a dickture of the dong being fractured.

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Ultimate Fighter Broke His PENIS!!!

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Mixed martial artist Ray Elbe, who was a contestant on Ultimate Fighter, was rushed to the hospital after breaking…

HIS PENIS!!!

No, we're not making this up or exaggerating. And no, he wasn't trying to use it as a weapon during an MMA fight!

Ray broke his penis during sex with girlfriend.

She was apparently riding him really hard on top, bounced too high, and smashed his ding dong in half!!

Here's the graphic part:

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