Feast your eyes upon Marcella Hernandez!!
This hairmazing pic was taken earlier this week, shortly after
Cousin Itt the lovely lady(?) was arrested for violating her parole in Arizona.
Luckily, if they need to use a mugshot to identify her they have plenty of others to choose from. The 45-year-old has been arrested on "numerous occasions" in the past.
These charges include indecent exposure, which is kind of confusing…
With hair like that, who could tell when something is exposed?? LOL!
They say God is always watching us, so we find it fitting that Mz Jamie Calloway was arrested for stalking!
The klassy lady allegedly watched over a female corrections officer from the Montgomery County jail, where Calloway spent a few years after being convicted of lots of unholy things … like theft, aggravated menacing and drug possession.
St. Ink is being accused of
having a horrible tattoo slashing the officer's tires, calling her at her house, sending her packages in the mail, and being around creepy.
We suspect cops didn't have a
Bad boy bad boy whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when Facebook comes for you?
Travis A. Nicolaysen of Port Angeles, Wash. has been on the run from the law since last Wednesday for five felonies, including domestic violence, residential burglary, theft of a firearm and court-order violations.
He even escaped police in two separate foot chases!
Yet he could not resist changing his relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single."
We guess this guy is serious about Facebook!
This is NOT the boy with the pink hair that Perez wrote about in his debut children's book! LOL!
Nickolas Lozzi was arrested last Wednesday in North Judson, Indiana for two outstanding warrants after a back country chase on dirt bike AND foot.
The pretty boy is currently being held in jail with the two original charges of failing to appear in court, then tacked on charges of Resisting Law Enforcement with a Vehicle and Resisting Law Enforcement.
The lesson here? Just go to court when your supposed to, unless you want to end up like LOLzii here.
Former star of That 70's Show, Lisa Robin Kelly, who played Eric Forman's sister on the long running sitcom, was arrested early Sunday morning for a felony charge of corporal injury upon a spouse. Wow!
Kelly was busted at 12:50 AM on Sunday by the Los Angeles Police Department who have set Kelly's bail for $50,000. That's a lot of cheddar!
This isn't Kelly's first time dealing with the law, as she was arrested back in 2010 for a DUI in North Carolina. Welcome back to our Mugshot Hall of Fame, Kelly!
No comment yet from Kelly or any of her reps, but here's hoping Kelly didn't commit the awful crime they are claiming she did.
Violence is never the answer!
Isn't he cute??
The handsome man named Robert B. Rhoades is currently serving a life sentence for killing a girl of fourteen years old.
This week the life long inmate confessed to killing a newlywed couple and received another life sentence.
This guy would get a million life sentences if it were up to us. No joke.
Whoa! We certainly weren't expecting to come across her again!
But holy shiz, are we glad that we have!
You may recall that back in 2007, there was a pretty HIGHlarious Mad TV sketch featuring a fast food employee Bon Qui Qui and all of the wonderful things she said, rapped, and threatened to her customers, which went viral via YouTube!
Well, comedienne Anjelah Johnson has brought her back for a brand new music video, titled after one of her favorite things to say…I'm a Cut You!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
Ha! It's look no time has passed at all!
Keep 'em coming, gurl!
We've missed our beloved Bon Qui Qui!
How about U?