Here's Your Newest Convict Crush! Meet The 18-Year-Old Xanax Dealer Who Wants You To See Her 'Cute Mugshot!'

Dearest Internet,
We present to you your newest convict crush: 18-year-old Alysa Bathrick.
First it was Jeremy Meeks and now it’s this Xanax dealer from North Carolina who took to Twitter to tell the world “f*** what you heard. And my mugshot’s cute.”
Seriously.
However, the internet’s obsession doesn’t end there.
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When asked why she was arrested, she replied “xanax, homie” which has sparked a fire like no other in the Twitterverse.
According to the booking documents, she was busted:

“…last month on charges of possession of a schedule IV controlled substance with intent to distribute.”

But the BEST part of it all was after spending FOUR hours in jail, she just had to let everyone KNOW that she was in jail on her own accord.
Her announcement to her followers about surrendering to the police went like this:

Surrendered myself at 7 a.m., got released at 11:30 a.m. Fuck what you heard. And my mugshot’s cute. #ftp pic.twitter.com/LyqHV7IInm
— A (@_ahleesah) December 1, 2014

This whole situation is pretty ridiculous…
What do YOU think of Alysa’s mugshot and announcement??
[Image via The Smoking Gun.]