Well, it would have been, anyway!
Although the identity of the character who died on last night's Desperate Housewives was revealed during Nicollette Sheridan's lawsuit against series creator Marc Cherry during the trial last week, we can't imagine ANYONE would have seen it coming otherwise!
We knew who it was and it STILL made us gasp when it finally happened!
And if you SOMEHOW still haven't been spoiled and would like to find out exactly what we're talking about, ch-ch-check out the promo for next week's episode, which seems to mainly deal with the aftermath of the tragedy (above)!
Crazy stuff!
And with only five episodes left, you know there will be more twists, turns, and shocking deaths on their way!
No one is safe! Gah!
What do U think?? Who's going to go next on Desperate Housewives?

WARNING: IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, STOP READING NOW!!!!
As the final season of Desperate Housewives comes to a close, one character will be making an exit earlier than the rest.
So who are we saying goodbye to this Sunday?!

Ugh… this is like a bad boat trip we can't get off!!! The waves just keep on comin!!!
On Wednesday, testimony continued in the case of Nicollette Sheridan vs Marc Cherry and Desperate Housewives.
While Nicollette asserts she was fired in retaliation to her problem with Marc's alleged hit to her head, Marc's juicy side of the story keeps spilling!!
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This is so effed up.
In the latest Desperate Housewives vs. Nicollette Sheridan dramz, creator Marc Cherry says he used the term "OJ" to describe the death of Nicollette's character.
Long before the infamous slap heard around the world, Cherry insists that her character was destined to die - and he has proof in his notes.
Cherry says he would write things down such as "Steven drinks OJ," which referred to her on-screen husband killing her, while ALSO, referring to OJ Simpson, who killed his ex-wife Nicole Brown.
W…T…F!!!
That is SOOOO tacky and disrespectful. Ew! It just puts such a bad taste in our mouths!
Can we all agree that both parties in this case have acted extremely inappropriate and childish??
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Welcome ladies and gentlefans of the world, we present to you Miss Edie Britt Nicollette Sheridan!!
The former housewife took the stand yesterday to complete her testimony in the $6 million lawsuit against Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry and ABC.
Sheridan discussed a letter that she had received from ABC’s Human Resource department dismissing the seriousness of her allegations against Marc Cherry and how he supposedly whacked her on the head.
The actress stated that the letter was:
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Ouch! This has got to sting!
Nicollette Sheridan's wrongful termination lawsuit trial for her firing from Desperate Housewives has been getting pretty intense today, with the actress describing in detail an instance in which she alleges that creator Marc Cherry smacked her while filming a scene, and now, the defense attorney is firing back - BIG TIME!
According to Adam Levin, who is attempting to prove that the death of the Edie Britt character was not an unusual move for a network show but a creative choice, Sheridan was never one of the main cast members, as opposed to the other four stars - as she was not featured in group shots for the show's opening sequence, she was only nominated for a Best Supporting Role Golden Globe, and that's why she was paid less than the others!
Furthermore,
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We're finally getting the story, straight from her mouth!
During Nicollette Sheridan's testimony in court today for her multi-million dollar wrongful termination lawsuit for being fired from Desperate Housewives, she discussed openly the HOrrific claim that series creator Marc Cherry hit her for suggesting new lines while filming a scene!
According to the actress:
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