Kanye West is hitting the road once again!
Calling into Steve Harvey's morning radio show, Yeezy said:
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The Juice wants to fresh-squeeze himself some Kim Kardashian badonkadonk!
As sick as this sounds, prison sources at the penitentiary where O.J. Simpson is currently locked up are saying that the 67-year-old former football star is truly OBSESSED with Kimmy K!
O.J. allegedly even keeps pics of Kim hanging up inside his cell! Keep in mind, this is the daughter of his friend and former defense attorney, the late Robert Kardashian!
Super creepy, right??
An insider spilled:
Apparently you can’t escape, death, taxes, and your water and sewer bill if you live in Florida!
In case you were wondering, O.J. Simpson has been calling ‘jail’ home for several years, but his house in Miami-Dade County was still in his name until it was auctioned off last October.
Unfortunately for The Juice, the Water and Sewer Dept. said that he still owed
Wow! We didn’t see this coming!
However, the 66-year-old isn’t sure he has a brain tumor, he just thinks he does, and he also thinks he could die any day. His brain is currently being tested to see whether or not any cancer is present.
Right now, O.J. is in a Nevada jail on a 33-year sentence for kidnapping and robbery, and is eligible for parole in 2017.
Apparently, since being in prison, O.J. has started stuttering, has trouble hearing, and his vision is blurred.
It all sounds terrible, but the President might have bigger things to deal with right now and will let the legal system handle the situation.
What do U think???
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Everybody enjoy the next 4 years, because it'll be the last we all have before O.J. Simpson is out and a free man and we all have to hear what he's up to at any given moment — he just won parole on some of his charges, and his release's clock got a little bit smaller!
The whole reason behind him not being released like, RIGHT NOW, is that his sentences were to be served consecutively, parole on some of the charges or not. The decision was made because of these reasons:
Seriously, the guy is behind bars! He could support literally ANYTHING and it would have very little effect on whatever's going on in the world — especially when it comes to a cooking show's host's downfall! LOLz!
The National Enquirer's source is Norman Pardo, who describes himself as O.J.'s manager. He had THIS to say about his client's Paula-supporting ways:
The one thing we've been clamoring for over the past decade is a miniseries about the O.J. Simpson murder trial!
Just kidding, we've never wanted that — the original trial was such a spectacle with such a monumental let down of an ending that we would never really want to subject ourselves to that again… no matter which side of the verdict the movie is going to push!
If he wasn't already in jail for all the other stupid shizz he's done, O.J. Simpson would probably be in jail anyway for all the stupid tax shizz he's done! LOLz!
The IRS is all about going after O.J., and for good reason: in total, he owes them about $580,000 — which includes the brand new lien filed against him $63,413.79 from missing income taxes from 2006!
That's a hefty sum for 2006, but pales in comparison to the ones totaling over $190,000 for the years 2007-2011, and the State of CA issued tax lien against him for