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O.J. Simpson Is Racking Up The Water Bill In Jail… But He’s Not Even At His House!

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Apparently you can’t escape, death, taxes, and your water and sewer bill if you live in Florida!

In case you were wondering, O.J. Simpson has been calling ‘jail’ home for several years, but his house in Miami-Dade County was still in his name until it was auctioned off last October.

Unfortunately for The Juice, the Water and Sewer Dept. said that he still owed

O.J. Simpson Says He Has Brain Cancer! Asks President Obama To Free Him From His Nevada Jail Cell!

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oj simpson asks president barack obama for clemecy for possible brain tumor

Wow! We didn’t see this coming!

O.J. Simpson has asked for clemency from President Barack Obama because the former NFL legend may have brain cancer!

However, the 66-year-old isn’t sure he has a brain tumor, he just thinks he does, and he also thinks he could die any day. His brain is currently being tested to see whether or not any cancer is present.

Right now, O.J. is in a Nevada jail on a 33-year sentence for kidnapping and robbery, and is eligible for parole in 2017.

Apparently, since being in prison, O.J. has started stuttering, has trouble hearing, and his vision is blurred.

It all sounds terrible, but the President might have bigger things to deal with right now and will let the legal system handle the situation.

What do U think???

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O.J. Simpson Gets Parole On SOME Of His Charges!

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Everybody enjoy the next 4 years, because it'll be the last we all have before O.J. Simpson is out and a free man and we all have to hear what he's up to at any given moment — he just won parole on some of his charges, and his release's clock got a little bit smaller!

The whole reason behind him not being released like, RIGHT NOW, is that his sentences were to be served consecutively, parole on some of the charges or not. The decision was made because of these reasons:

Paula Deen Reportedly Getting Support From…O.J. Simpson!

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Don't blame us if we're a little bit skeptical about this, but apparently the National Enquirer is running with a story about O.J. Simpson supporting Paula Deen… like it somehow matters!

Seriously, the guy is behind bars! He could support literally ANYTHING and it would have very little effect on whatever's going on in the world — especially when it comes to a cooking show's host's downfall! LOLz!

The National Enquirer's source is Norman Pardo, who describes himself as O.J.'s manager. He had THIS to say about his client's Paula-supporting ways:

Fox: You'll Be Able To Watch An O.J. Simpson Trial Miniseries Soon

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The one thing we've been clamoring for over the past decade is a miniseries about the O.J. Simpson murder trial!

Just kidding, we've never wanted that — the original trial was such a spectacle with such a monumental let down of an ending that we would never really want to subject ourselves to that again… no matter which side of the verdict the movie is going to push!

O.J. Simpson Isn't Very Good At Not Breaking The Law, And The IRS Files MORE Liens Against Him

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If he wasn't already in jail for all the other stupid shizz he's done, O.J. Simpson would probably be in jail anyway for all the stupid tax shizz he's done! LOLz!

The IRS is all about going after O.J., and for good reason: in total, he owes them about $580,000 — which includes the brand new lien filed against him $63,413.79 from missing income taxes from 2006!

That's a hefty sum for 2006, but pales in comparison to the ones totaling over $190,000 for the years 2007-2011, and the State of CA issued tax lien against him for

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O.J. Simpson Threw A Super Bowl PAR-TAY In His Jail Cell!!!

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oj simpson threw super bowl party in jail

Welp, at least he's still having fun!

O.J. Simpson was sentenced to prison for 33 years on charges of kidnapping and armed robbery back in 2008, but even that didn't stop the former NFL star from throwing a HUGE Super Bowl PAR-TAY! LOLz

According to Simpson's pal, Norman Pardo, it's easy to get a TV in prison as long as you have the dough, he said:

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