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TIMBER!!! Shaq Gets Thrown Into A Christmas Tree During The NBA Halftime Show! Watch HERE!

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The bigger they are, the harder they fall!

We've heard of the "Hack-a-Shaq" before, but this is RIDICULOUS!

Last night during the NBA halftime show, Shaquille O'Neal and Kenny Smith were enjoying some playful banter as they analyzed the current game!

However, things turned surprisingly violent when the two co-hosts got out of their chairs and started running, and before you could say "KAZAAM," Shaq was tumbling head first into a Christmas tree bigger than he is!

Ouch!

[ Related: Shaquille O'Neal Proposes To Nicki Minaj On Inside The NBA! ]

We have no idea what any of this has to do with basketball, but hey, we're not complaining!

Watch the hilarious clip (below)!

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Shaquille O'Neal Proposes To Nicki Minaj On Inside The NBA! Spoiler Alert: She Says No & Hilarity Ensues!

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Oh Shaquille O'Neal, this is pretty cringeworthy… But also totally effing HIGHlarious!

While on Inside the NBA Nicki Minaj, Kenny Smith, Shaq, Grant Hill all took part in a rap battle of sorts and badassery and LOLz ensued.

The Pink Print rapper obviously killed it when it got to her, but it's what happened when the basketball legend got on the mic that has us rolling in laughter.

[ Related: Nicki Minaj Looks HAWT In Roberto Cavalli! ]

When he got the mic, Shaq compared himself to Notorious B.I.G. and then went on to propose to Nicki!

Which she PROMPTLY said NO to and "messed up his flow" LOL!

Watch the AH-MAZING and cringey moment (below)!!!

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Mark Wahlberg Wants To Pardon His 1988 Assault Conviction In Order To Shoot Guns?!

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Mark Wahlberg has portrayed a cop in several of his blockbuster hits. But has his research influenced him to become one in real life?!

In a situation where art imitates life, the Boston actor apparently wants to pardon his 1988 assault conviction — where he physically attacked two men and allegedly voiced racial slurs at them — in order to become a reserve officer.

The only problem is that becoming a reservist would require him to possibly use a firearm and convicted felons are, reasonably so, not allowed to handle dangerous weapons.

[ Related: Mark Urges A Parole Board To Pardon His 1988 Assault Conviction! ]

In his application to the Massachusetts Parole Board, the 43-year-old has admitted wrongdoing:

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Did Nintendo Just Come Out AGAINST Same-Sex Marriage?! Find Out What Game Developers Did To Piss Off LGBT Advocates HERE!

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nintendo tomodachi life game developers reject fan pleas for same sex marriage option

Have you heard of Tomodachi Life?

It's a Sim Life-esque Nintendo game with an inexplicable Shaquille O'Neal fetish, and it might be sending out a super shi** message to society!

See, players of the game are encouraged to create characters who engage in all sorts of real life endeavors, including intra-personal relationships and even marriage.

Unfortunately, marriage in Tomodachi Life, as it is in 33 states in this union, can only occur between a man and a woman.

Fans of the game have amazing hearts, though. They recently started a "#Miiequality” campaign and petitioned developers to create an update which would allow for same-sex unions, but the game makers sadly aren't having it. They're rejecting the notion on the bogus grounds that

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Shaquille O'Neal's LinkedIn Profile Is The Most HIGHlariously Awesome Thing You'll See On The Internet Today

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Shaq has been making nets work for decades on the basketball court, but now he's literally networking!

The rapper, TV host, Kazaam star, and soon-to-be NBA Hall Of Famer has his colossal hands in a lot of different cookie jars, but you wouldn'nt know it by glancing at his low rent LinkedIn profile!

First, bahahahah, Shaquille O'Neal has a LinkedIn profile? Yup, sources confirm that it's actually his! AMAZEBALLZ!!

Second, holy ravioli, it's sparse!

Ch-ch-check it out for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Grown Ups 2 Teaser Video! Check Out This HUGE Cast With Some AH-Mazing Star Power!

Wowza! It's like half of Hollywood agreed to do this movie!

Adam Sandler and the boys from Grown Ups 2 are back this summer and they're bringing with them a long list of celebrities!

Seriously, could there BE anymore stars in this flick??? They've got you covered on ALL fronts!

They've got funny men: Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James, David Spade.

They've got MUSCLY men:

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Aaron Carter Has Nothing But Love For Lindsay Lohan And Justin Bieber!

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aaron carter supports lindsay lohan and respects justin bieber in interview

With all of the negative attention surrounding Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber, it's nice to see some of their fellow celebrities show some support!

In a recent interview, Aaron Carter was asked some hard-hitting questions, like what does Beyonce smell like!?

For those of you who are wondering, he said she smells like a mix of a Victoria's Secret store and soap. Just like we always dreamed!

But when AC was asked about LiLo's recent legal struggles, he got a little more serious said he has nothing but love for his ex lady friend:

"I love that girl. She’ll always have a beautiful place in my heart. She’s a great person. She just deals with struggles like we all do. We’re human, you know? It’s important for others to embrace somebody while they’re down; not kick them while they’re down. I don’t have intentions like that. I’ll always be there for her."

Awww! How nice is that!!

Then Aaron was asked an extremely difficult question: Is he a Directioner, or a Belieber? That's basically like asking whether cake or ice cream is better. They're both AMAZING!

AC said he respects both of them, but he leans towards the Biebs since the two have had very similar careers. That's definitely true, although he don't remember Justin ever beating Shaq one-on-one in basketball! LOLz!

Check out the full interview …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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