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Did Nintendo Just Come Out AGAINST Same-Sex Marriage?! Find Out What Game Developers Did To Piss Off LGBT Advocates HERE!

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Have you heard of Tomodachi Life?

It's a Sim Life-esque Nintendo game with an inexplicable Shaquille O'Neal fetish, and it might be sending out a super shi** message to society!

See, players of the game are encouraged to create characters who engage in all sorts of real life endeavors, including intra-personal relationships and even marriage.

Unfortunately, marriage in Tomodachi Life, as it is in 33 states in this union, can only occur between a man and a woman.

Fans of the game have amazing hearts, though. They recently started a "#Miiequality” campaign and petitioned developers to create an update which would allow for same-sex unions, but the game makers sadly aren't having it. They're rejecting the notion on the bogus grounds that

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Shaquille O'Neal's LinkedIn Profile Is The Most HIGHlariously Awesome Thing You'll See On The Internet Today

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Shaq has been making nets work for decades on the basketball court, but now he's literally networking!

The rapper, TV host, Kazaam star, and soon-to-be NBA Hall Of Famer has his colossal hands in a lot of different cookie jars, but you wouldn'nt know it by glancing at his low rent LinkedIn profile!

First, bahahahah, Shaquille O'Neal has a LinkedIn profile? Yup, sources confirm that it's actually his! AMAZEBALLZ!!

Second, holy ravioli, it's sparse!

Ch-ch-check it out for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Grown Ups 2 Teaser Video! Check Out This HUGE Cast With Some AH-Mazing Star Power!

Wowza! It's like half of Hollywood agreed to do this movie!

Adam Sandler and the boys from Grown Ups 2 are back this summer and they're bringing with them a long list of celebrities!

Seriously, could there BE anymore stars in this flick??? They've got you covered on ALL fronts!

They've got funny men: Sandler, Chris Rock, Kevin James, David Spade.

They've got MUSCLY men:

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Aaron Carter Has Nothing But Love For Lindsay Lohan And Justin Bieber!

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With all of the negative attention surrounding Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber, it's nice to see some of their fellow celebrities show some support!

In a recent interview, Aaron Carter was asked some hard-hitting questions, like what does Beyonce smell like!?

For those of you who are wondering, he said she smells like a mix of a Victoria's Secret store and soap. Just like we always dreamed!

But when AC was asked about LiLo's recent legal struggles, he got a little more serious said he has nothing but love for his ex lady friend:

"I love that girl. She’ll always have a beautiful place in my heart. She’s a great person. She just deals with struggles like we all do. We’re human, you know? It’s important for others to embrace somebody while they’re down; not kick them while they’re down. I don’t have intentions like that. I’ll always be there for her."

Awww! How nice is that!!

Then Aaron was asked an extremely difficult question: Is he a Directioner, or a Belieber? That's basically like asking whether cake or ice cream is better. They're both AMAZING!

AC said he respects both of them, but he leans towards the Biebs since the two have had very similar careers. That's definitely true, although he don't remember Justin ever beating Shaq one-on-one in basketball! LOLz!

Check out the full interview …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Taylor Lautner And Patrick Schwarzenegger Are Super Studly In Grown Ups 2! Watch The Trailer HERE!!

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Let's get chocolate wasted again!

…Or just wasted on the rock hard hotties of Grown Ups 2.

Taylor Lautner and Patrick Schwarzenegger star as frat boys (too perfect, right?) in the second installment of the Adam Sandler-penned family comedy.

And if the double dose of Taylor Swift's seXXXy exes isn't enough to bring you to the theaters July 12 than we're sure Shaquille O'Neill AND Andy Samberg's unexpected HIGHlarious cameos will.

Ch-ch-check out the priceless trailer (above)!!

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Uh Huh! Shaq Facing Second Computer Hacking Lawsuit!

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This is turning into Shaq Vs. The World over here! Is no one's privacy safe from the computer hacking mastermind that is Shaquille O'Neal?!

The NBA star has been hit with yet another lawsuit today and once again, it alleges that he went through personal information on their computer. Vanessa Lopez, otherwise known as Shaq's piece on the side, was informed by Shaq's informer employee, Shawn Darling, that his boss had been hacking into her private accounts. As you recall, Shawn is also filing a hacking suit against Shaq. As she had already filed a harassment suit earlier this year, Vanessa filed an amended lawsuit over the weekend, including this new information.

According to lawsuit and testimony by Shawn, Shaq insisted his IT guy teach him how to "hack into text messages of third parties" (aka, open her inbox), go into her voicemails, monitor her cell phone use, use "spoofing" to assign fake numbers to incoming calls and cut and paste images to unrelated texts or emails to appear legit.

So, nothing really a 7th grader with a Droid couldn't pull off, but still!

You better hurry and clean up this mess before it gets to dicey for you, Shaq! We wouldn't want to see you lose your show because of this shiz.

Oh wait, yes we would. Carry on then!

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Shaq Sued For Emotional Distress After Terrorizing Former Employee!

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Holy shiz!

Shaquille O'Neal is being sued by his former employee Shawn Darling for emotional distress, invasion of privacy and racketeering.

Darling worked as Shaq's IT guy from 2007 to 2009, where he worked on several creepy projects for the NBA star.

He has allegedly witnessed O'Neal hacking into voicemails, use law enforcement contacts to gain info about his mistresses,
throw a personal computer with evidence in a nearby lake and conspire with active police to frame Darling for a criminal offense.

In August 2008, Shaq began an affair with Alexis Miller, who is sued him for harassment and stalking. O'Neal asked his employee to find every email and text that he sent to Miller. He then performed a "Defense Department type wipe of O'Neal's computer" at Shaq's request.

And if that wasn't enough, the lawsuit details that "O'Neal, along with his houseboy Joe Caballero, disposed of the computer in the lake behind O'Neal's house and gave Darling cash to buy another replacement I-Mac."

It started to get really bad in October 2009 when Shaq began an affair with Vanessa Lopez. Darling reached out to the girl to warn her that O'Neal was trying to break into her voicemail, deleting messages and changing her passwords. Then, she ratted on him!

The employee claims that Shaq began to send him threatening messages, attempted to break into his voicemail and tried to frame Darling for possession of child pornography with the help of an Arizona detective. His goal was that the computer would be confiscated and the evidence of an affair with Lopez would be gone.

O'Neal's agent wrote, "Got it he will be stopped n pay for this."

The basketball star responded:

"ok but in the meantime o boy needs to be put in jail, we have way too many law enforcement connections to let a criminal try to get over on mine o mine, we don't need any distractions as we deal with Harvard guy, shoe line guy, restaurant guy, real estate guy and everything we are planning to do after basketball life…"

Creepy.

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