Archive for the 'Shia LaBeouf' Category

This is why we ADORE our Perezcious readers so much!!!

One super-huge Shia LaBeouf fan spotted him chillaxing in Idaho, wearing military fatigues!!!

Apparently the 27-year-old actor is embedded in a unit up there to train for an upcoming flick!!!

We're guessing it's Fury — a World War II dramz about Americans embarking on a dangerous mission through Nazi territory!!

Shia is set to star alongside Logan Lerman, The Walking Dead's Jon Bernthal, and our beloved Brad Pitt, who famously fought the Third Reich in Inglourious Basterds.

The David Ayer directed flick is still in pre-production, so he could still technically fire Shia, a la Orphans, but we doubt that will happen!!

He just looks so super cozy in his fatigues!!

A million thanks to the Perezilicious reader who spotted Shia lounging about in potato country and thought to take a sweet snapshot!!

Chivalry is alive and kickin', but so is Marxism!!!

Cameras caught Shia LaBeouf grocery shopping with his glorious girlfriend Mia Goth at Whole Foods in Sherman Oaks yesterday and the Transformers star sweetly carried his lady love's grocery bags!!

It's a nice gesture, but we imagine Che Guevara — the socialist revolutionary on Shia's tee — would prefer he share the (organic) fruits of his labor the exploited proletariat's labor with Mia and any other needy passersby! LOLz!

Politics aside, Mia's floral print brunch-y dress was cuter than two kittens snuggling in a cardboard box!

Shia, meanwhile, was clearly out for a communist jog when he accidentally stumbled across paper bags filled with free range poultry and six types of kale that he just HAD to share with the masses!!

Oh, Shia! You magnificent mass of Marxist man, you!

Thanks so much for giving back to the people!

See Shia goose-stepping like he were part of a state-sanctioned youth parade (below)!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

Well, this is definitely, uhh, innnnneresting!

We finally have a first look at the much buzzed about Lars von Trier film, Nymphomaniac! And while it feels like we’re being teased by the filmmaker, the first official photo (above) seems to aptly capture what’s in store for us in the upcoming movie: a ton of sex.

If you recall, Shia Labeouf had revealed that he, along with the rest of the cast, would be filming porn engaging in real-life sex for the sake of the film.

Like we said. Innnnneresting.

Ch-ch-check out the photo (below) for a closer look!

[Image via Zentropa.]

Holy habaneros, that's a deadly bowl of chili!

Shia LaBeouf directed and starred in the world's creepiest music video with his real life gal-pal Mia Goth. In it, she kills the crap out of him with a poisoned meal.

Yikes!! Tell us how you really feel about her cooking, LOLz!!

Are we sure Alec Baldwin didn't storyboard this? LOLZ!

Ch-ch-check out Future Unlimited's icky, crawly Haunted Love yourself (above)!

It's an exceptionally beautiful track, but the graphic imagery is a bit much!

Babies on fire, bloody sheets, killer chili, and a live bathwater birth?!?!

Ick!! We haven't seen anything this peculiar since…. Shia's dangling dong in a Sigur Rós vid!

ALERT! ALERT! We've got another Justin Timberlake on our hands!

For most stars in Hollywood, once they hit on a good thing, they milk it for all it’s worth. Selena Gomez is NOT like most stars.

This dancing songbird is just fully blossoming into her legitimacy as a musician, and has decided to call it quits!!?!

Selenita recently revealed that her newest album, officially titled Stars Dance, could also be her last. AND WE’RE DEVASTATED!!!!

This little diva wants to let go of her music career in favor of an acting career, and aspires for such stardom as found in her role models: Shia LaBeouf, Jennifer Lawrence, and Natalie Portman.

We love the idea of seeing more of Miss Gomez on the silver screen, but she could have an acting career AND a singing career, right!??!

She talked about letting her music career go, saying:

Ahh yes, Kristen Stewart! So cultured!!!!

Just after making her fashionable descent down the punk rock red carpet at the Met Gala, Kristen Stewart attended the hit broadway play, Orphans, in NYC.

Her theater-going experience comes only a week after BF Robert Pattinson saw BFF Tom Sturridge in the play that made Shia LaBeouf go cray-cray.

A lucky audience member tweeted:

Ruh-roh, Mr. Donaghy!!

Remember Orphans? The Broadway revival starring Alec Baldwin and, for a quick second, Shia LaBeouf?

The Tony-nominated play officially TANKED!!

Show-runners originally planned to end the run on June 30th, but poor ticket sales since Shia's dismissal are forcing them to close the curtains for good in mid-May!

Sadly, we can't say we didn't see this coming