
We hope that David Beckham has always secretly wanted to be a coach instead of owning his own team, because this job might be too good to turn down!
Brad Pitt wants David to teach his kids how to play soccer — ALL of them!
Here's what he said:

Twitter is the greatest thing in the world for the simple fact that celebrities LOVE tweeting pics of themselves in very little clothing! LOLz!
This time, it was hottie Spice Girl Geri Halliwell!!
If you didn't know Geri has been in Australia as of late — and if you know anything about this planet and climate, you also know that it's now WINTER there! Still, we've gotten these pics of Geri ready to jump in some freezing water in a skimpy bikini!!

Aren’t we all?! LOLz!
Channing Tatum is one of the hottest guys in Hollywood, so we were SHOCKED to find out about how much his weight changes in between jobs.
The Magic Mike star told Cosmo:
Along with a handful of other celebrities, the hilarious Eric Stonestreet was at Staples Center last night to root for the Los Angeles Kings as they took on the San Jose Sharks!!
But despite the thrilling victory, the Modern Family actor seemed a little bit down in the dumps!
So why was Eric so upset?

While pregnant, we'd assume crushing 9,000 calories worth of coconut peanut butter would be par for the course — not because she gained a lot of baby weight, but rather that seems like something pregnancy would cause once in a while! Ha!
But get this: Kristen Bell ISN'T pregnant anymore!
And yet, she put down an entire jar of coconut peanut butter! Here's what she said:

International movie star families are cool and all, but they aren't above getting photobombed by wacky dudes in loud jackets — NO WAY!
Will Smith and his son Jaden's bonding time (before Jaden wants nothing to do with his fam!) was secretly interrupted by a reporter just behind them, giving the cheesiest smile we've ever seen!
The mystery guy was sports reporter Craig Sager, wearing a pink plaid suit! He even waved for cameras as they focused on the father-and-son duo! LOLz!
There really isn't much to this story past that it happened, and it was AMAZEBALLZ! Ha!
We're not positive, but we're pretty sure this is a snuff film! LOLz!
We kid, we kid — the Ryan Lee Chiropractic Center is real, and is located in El Lay. Business for chiropractin' must be slow, so the owner teamed up with a couple of wise guy Youtubers to create what is probably the MOST cringe inducing ad we've ever seen!
Seriously, the looks on some of his patients faces are hilarious! You gotta watch it (above)!!
Our only complaint is that we wish they kept it's jokiness a secret! Ha!