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HOLD THE PRESSES! Donald Trump To Make Presidential Endorsement

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How hilarious would it be if he actually set up his endorsement pick… and it ended up being for himself??

Stephen Colbert's mind would blow in an instant! Ha!

Apparently, as if anybody actually cares or if it matters who Donald Trump endorses, CNN, ABC, and the NYTimes are all saying he's going to back Romney.

This is would only be surprising if Romney then announced Donald as his VP or something!

There HAD been rumblings that he'd go the Newt route, but who could blame him for not going down THAT road?

Actually, we're not sure how anyone could make the decision for one or the other… because both candidates are just such flawless choices that are clearly on top of their political game.

Sarcasm, folks. Ha!

Do U care who he chooses??

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Björk Brings Biophilia To The Colbert Report!

Talk about people you'd never expect to be in the same room together, let alone discussing the likes of science and Icelandic elves!

AMAZING!

On last night's episode of The Colbert Report, Björk stopped by to promote her new album Biophilia, as well as her ten-night residency in New York City, which will include performances, as well as a three-week long education workshop, and of course, the HIGHlarious Stephen Colbert wasted no time not only questioning her mixture of science and music, but also the rumors that magical creatures live in the rocks of Iceland's volcanos!

Ch-ch-check it out in all of its glory (above)!

And see her performance of CosmogonyAFTER THE JUMP!

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Stephen Colbert Holds A Rally For Herman Cain Despite His Dropping Out Of Presidential Race

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We previously posted a video of Stephen Colbert's newest ad, asking the people of South Carolina to vote for Herman Cain.

The ballot has been locked, so Hermain Cain's name is on the ballot, even though he's no longer running, and that also means Colbert can't get his name on the ballot.

Other than making the ad, Colbert took it even further by actually going to the campus of the College of Charleston and held a rally in front of 3,000 students.

Check out his HIGHlarious speech in the above vid, as well as his ad, incase you missed it.

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Stephen Gives Colbert Nation Something To Cheer About!

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In fact, it something we can all be excited about!

Last night, on the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert took his last few stabs at the GOP presidential candidates before they head into the South Carolina debate. Specifically, he hit Mitt Romney pretty hard for his lack of articulation and his abundance of income from speaking engagements. (The man can't form a declarative sentence but he made nearly $375,000 from speaking engagements last year.)

But as always, Stephen has a way of bringing it all back to him! Check out the video (above) to see who the Republican's are REALLY favoring to win the presidential election!

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Samuel L. Jackson Wants You To NOT Vote For Colbert By Voting For Cain!

The Stephen Colbert Super PAC is fully supporting Hermain Cain.

By not supporting Stephen Colbert…who supports Herman Cain.

In their latest commercial, the ad viciously attacks Colbert, going so far as to pronouncing the "T' in his name.

The ad is also narrated by an angry Samuel L. Jackson.

And you don't want to make Samuel L. angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry!

Check out the video above to see how you can support Herman Cain!

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A Vote For Herman Cain Is A Vote For Stephen Colbert!

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YEEES!!

This is the newest ad from Stephen Colbert "The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC"!!

The ballot for the South Carolina primary election is locked. Colbert can't get on it — and has-been presidential hopeful Herman Cain can't be removed.

So… in this ad The Colbert Report host…'s super PAC is asking citizens to show their support for him by voting for Herman Cain!!!

GAWD it'd be SO FUNNY if Cain won!

People of SC, pleeeease vote for Cain! It may not be useful, but it would be awesome!

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Is Stephen Colbert Running For President?!?!?!?!?

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Sounds like he might! LOLz!

Last night, Stephen Colbert transferred his Super PAC to Jon Stewart, in an effort to open up the possibility of a presidential run.

Here's what Stephen had to say about it after the transfer took place:

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Romney Edges Out Santorum For Iowa Caucuses

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Looks like as long as you can stay still, you can win a primary.

Mitt Romney barely pulled out an Iowa caucus victory over surging candidate Rick Santorum. The Stormin' Mormon edged out his counterpart by 8 votes.

Michele Bachmann, who finished 6th, announced a press conference for 11 AM EST on January 4th, suggesting that she (FINALLY) might be tapping out.

Bachmann and

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