Jenelle Evans may have been arrested on Monday, but it's totes not her fault! Or not a big deal! Or whatevs!
The Teen Mom star explains away the minor little arrest in a blog post entitled Court Issue lol.
Maybe it's the "lol", but something tells us gurl isn't taking this very seriously. She writes:
Farrah Abraham is moving on to greener pastures. And yes, we mean even more money for being filmed.
The former Teen Mom star is indeed getting her own reality show!
Spinboi Films announced on its Facebook page that Farrah Superstar would be working with them on her new reality series. They said:
We know Farrah Abraham has been rolling in it lately. We also know she's got a lot of money! LOLz!
The Teen Mom star made nearly $100,000 per season of the MTV show, negotiated a million dollar porn deal, and is reportedly booking $10,000 stripping gigs!
She's even been home shopping in Justin Bieber's neighborhood recently!
Gurl has some loose change! So what's the grand total estimated here?
Her teeth are clean, but her record ain't!
Jenelle Evans was arrested yesterday for missing her court hearings, which is definitely not good.
But, hey, at least her smile is nice and white!
Jenelle was grinning ear-to-ear in her mug shot, and was surprisingly photogenic in the moments before she was placed behind bars.
The Teen Mom confirmed the jail stint on her Twitter where she wrote:
Jenelle Evans is making headlines, and once again it's NOT for a good reason!
The Teen Mom star is heading back to jail today after missing court hearings for charges of cyber stalking that were filed by her ex-boyfriend Gary Head!
So what caused her to pull the Lindsay Lohan-esque move and miss her court dates?
It looks like if you want Farrah Abraham's underwear, you're just going to have to do some kind of Revenge Of The Nerds-style panty raid, because eBay is NOT having it!
Vivid had attempted to auction off the (Backdoor) Teen Mom's wardrobe from her popular porno, but eBay has removed the auction!
Why? Health policy! The popular online auction house sent a letter to the seller, saying:
Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham don't exactly get along.
But the two Teen Moms may have something in common very soon!
Apparently, MTV is considering having these two ladies on a one time special show that will feature them plus their estranged mothers living together in one house!!
They are OBVIOUSLY waiting until a marriage that will never happen to seal the sexual deal... LOLz!
Even though Miley Cyrus is a fan of "sex, drugs and rap," rumor has it she is NOT bumpin' uglies with her future hubby Liam Hemsworth...
Because they don't even sleep in the same room on the rare occasions when they are together in their LA home!
One supposed insider reveals:
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