How drunk does Vanessa Minnillo look here????

The hard-pAArtying bad girl, who is no longer working at MTV or Entertainment Tonight, has somehow managed to make her relationship to Nick Lachey work.

The couple of a year and a half enjoyed a nice romantic getaway in Puerto Rico this weekend.

Here they are partying it up at Brava Club on Friday night.

How many times do you think Vanessa has puked on Nick during sex???

Don't get too drunk to fuck!

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Poor Vanessa Minnillo!

The reportedly fired Entertainment Tonight co-host looks great in Maxim magazine, but with clothes on and in the real world she looks like a poodle that's smoked too much of Lindsay Lohan's old crack.

Woof!

The wannabe actress and boyfriend Nick Lachey went for a "quiet" dinner to Koi on Monday night.

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were hot for a second, but the twosome are now officially C-listers, as appointed by the Queen Of All Mediaizzle.

Minnillo BlahNick attended a celebrity softball tournament in Tacoma, WA, this past weekend and a AAA Tacoma Rainers baseball game (he is co-owner).

Nick was extremely friendly, signing autographs and chatting it up with fans. He looked genuinely happy to be there. While Nick was available for autographs after the softball game, Vanessa went MIA (good thing the fans weren't there to see her).

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The uncensored pics of Vanessa Minnillo's much talked about trip to Mexico with boyfriend Nick Lachey have finally popped up. A Spanish magazine ran the photos in their XXX glory.

Click here to see the former MTV VJ's boobs and hairy vajayjay!

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Left: Beyonce's scary mom, Tina Knowles. Right: the frightening Vanessa Minnillo.

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She's traded in the knives for some slutty lipstick!

Vannessa Minnillo has launched her own makeup line.

The wannabe actress - who was allegedly fired by both MTV and Entertainment Tonight for being "difficult" - had a signing for her new limited edition collection for Flirt! Cosmeticss at Kohl's Department Store in the Newport Mall in Jersey City, New Jersey on Wednesday.

Does she have a Budissy-flavored lip gloss? Butt, dick and pussy! Vanessa's favorites!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Nick Lachey and his ho, Vanessa Minnillo, have been lying low ever since their sex pictures incident.

The low key lovers did go out for an intimate dinner at The Lodge in Los Angeles on Wednesday night.

And then they went home, played some basketball and got off to gay porn together.

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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OK! magazine reportedly paid $400,000 to purchase the pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo having sex in public.

They bought the pictures so that YOU would never see them in America!

In exchange for their generosity, Minnillo BlahNick agreed to pose for OK! and give them a very boring interview.

Sucks for the mag. They didn't get their money's worth!

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Ever since she was let go from MTV and Entertainment Tonight, Vanessa Minnillo's been keeping busy….

What has she been doing, besides having sex with Nick Lachey in public? Not much!

On Monday, the party girl and her pop singer boyfriend made their first public appearance since their latest picture scandal, Minnillo's second in as many months.

The pair attended the opening of the Atelier residential towers in New York City.

Hey, if the acting thing doesn't work out, at least Vanessa can always pose for the cover of Maxim again. Something to aspire to!

[Image via Marion Curtis/StarPix.]

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