We smell a bit of jealousy in the air!!!!

And it's coming from Lauren Conrad's direction.

Though Beef Curtains would never admit to that!

As we mentioned yesterday, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are not getting their own reality spin-off show on MTV. Yet.

Instead, wallflower Whitney Port will be receiving her new show and will be featured as a jet-setter, going bi-coastal for work, and hanging out with some dumb fun blondes. And that group will include "socialite Olivia Palermo."

What? Who?

Yea, exactly.

MTV is probably trying to create the next Paris or Nicole Richie, but it isn't going to happen with that Olivia chick.

As for Lauren, she had some nice, media-appropriate words to say for Whitney, "I think that Whitney will do really well with it. She is a very likable person."

What she really means is, "Fuck, I hope that bitch doesn't steal my 15 minutes of fame with her new show!"

As for any advice Lauren could give, she said "I would just tell her to have fun with it. She's always made it very clear on The Hills that she doesn't want her personal life involved on the show, so it would definitely mean that she would have to come out of her comfort zone. I hope they do the show."

Whitney herself had the following to say, "As far as I know, I've just been filming for a fourth season of The Hills. Everything is just kind of hearsay at this point. The thought of it sounds a little scary because I've always tried to keep things a little bit private. I just have to take everything day by day."

You better be sucking major MTV cock, Whitney.

We have a feeling this project is gonna crash and burn before it gets off the ground!

[Image via WENN.]

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Can't they come up with any new ideas????

Reports keep circulating that MTV is preparing to make a spinoff of their "reality" show The Hills.

They need to milk that cow!

And the lucky winner of their own spinoff show is?

Heidi & Spencer Whitney Port.

The show will consist of a crew following around Whitney as she becomes a jet-setter traveling coast-to-coast while she "works" for a fashion PR firm.

And, to make the show interesting, Whitney will magically become friends with a blonde group of New Yorkers.

How Sex & The City of her!

A source says, “There will be more blondes in the city than you ever expected!”

Oh, fun…

Will U be watching this disaster????

Isn't Whitney, like, really boring????

[Image via WENN.]

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It looks like the ratings are dropping hard for MTV's biggest scripted show, The Hills.

Viewership for last week's season finale were at a disappointing 3.8 million! That's a good one million below the show's December finale and its return in March.

Are people getting bored of the usual script or are they finally starting to realize that there's no reality in it????

Oh well, it seems like the ladies from The Hills might have to get a real job soon!

But what will they do for a living?

Did any of them finish college????

Do any of them have "real" work experience and not just The Hills staged work experience?

Where will the cast from The Hills end up?

Probably in another spin-off show with a new title.

Anyone ready for The Valley, Malibu Beach, or The West Hollywood?

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Thoughts??????? Thoughts??????? Thoughts???????
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Team Audrina!!!!!

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This is not Photoshopped!

As PerezHilton.com was the first to report….

Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad sat through a painful day together earlier this month to do their first joint photo shoot in two years!

The former friends - together with Audrina and Whitney - are on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone.

There's no side-by-side Heidi/Lauren action, though. The two gals were kept apart.

And, of course, Montag and Audrina are the hoochies in panties, while Conrad and Whitney opted for more demure lingerie.

Do they really hate each other???

Like, uhmm, YES!

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The New Yorker has written one of the best articles on The Hills eva!

Here are a few of the HIGHlights from their piece:

- "Most of the conversations start with one or another of the girls asking Lauren what she did the night before, and, constant as the questions are, they seem to be asked not out of curiosity but out of obligation, as if the girls were being paid to ask—as, indeed, they are."

- "As for Lauren, she is smart enough to get as much gold as she can out of “The Hills” before it’s too late, and has started a fashion line, for which she has received, naturally, an undue amount of press attention, even though the clothes are sub-Old Navy in design."

- "I have yet to hear any character on the show say something interesting or funny…or see anything that expands my sense of what it’s like to be a young person in Los Angeles."

- "But The Hills isn’t aiming to stimulate or inspire; I think people watch it mostly to figure out why they’re watching it. For younger viewers—who are the intended audience for the series—it may be a soothing fantasy about coming of age, and give them the sense that even after they leave their parents’ house they will still be the center of attention, the way these girls are.

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They're already holding hands in public!

And wearing matching shoes!

Nicky Hilton and The Hills actress Whitney Port enjoy a night on the town together at club Villa in West Hollywood on Thursday.

L.C. won't care. She probably hates Whitney!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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The ladies of The Hills posed with Miz Mimi, who performed at their premiere party in NYC on Monday night.

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[Photo via Getty Images.]

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