It's been one craaaaAAAAaaaazy week for Directioners.
One Direction had their big announcement yesterday where they announced their Where We Are stadium tour in 2014 - and to sweeten the deal, they went SHIRTLESS.
Yes, after their press conference, the boys walked out onto the massive Wembley Stadium soccer field where they took off their shirts and changed into several jersies representing all the countries they will be touring next year. OH, and not only that, but they played soccer too like the little hotties that they are.
Go get your bibs ready because you're about to droooooool when you see this footage AFTER THE JUMP!!
Being Playboy Playmate of the Year is no walk in the park!
You don't just show up, get naked, and 'viola!' you're hot enough to earn the title! Sometimes you gotta fight for it. And sometimes being "hot" means literally!
Raquel Pomplun had a 103 degree fever when she did her playmate spread! Holy shizz!
Here's what she said:
DAMN, MARIA SHARAPOVA!
Tennis has done your body wonders!! Though, we're sure you work out in addition to all that ball-play! LOLz!
Esquire Latin America's June issue is lucky to have gotten these twin covers of the tennis beauty, and we totally can't decide which one we like best! One is for the digital copy, the other is for print!
Honestly, if we were Esquire, we'd do the double cover too — who would want to choose at all? Ha!
We LOVE them and we can't wait to dive into the interview, Maria!
Hope all is well!
[Images via Esquire/John Russo .]
Honestly, we could replace the last part of that title with anything and it would be true:
David Beckham Looking Handsome Doing His Taxes!
David Beckham Looking Handsome Sleeping!
David Beckham Looking Handsome With A Tummy Ache!
See?? LOLz!
This time, however, he really is just boarding a bus! He boarded with the rest of the Paris Saint Germain team after his interview with CNN — and looked f***ing handsome while doing it!
Next time, lose the shirt, David!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Ugh!
Real Madrid footballer Cristiano Ronaldo COULD NOT get any better looking! There he is, cleaned up, winning an award. Well, the picture (above) was taken after he was awarded the Di Stefano Trophy at the MARCA Awards Ceremony in Madrid, not during it. Regardless!
Plus, he was super respectful and even mentioned how honored he was to accept the award from the hands of Alfredo Di Stefano himself, thanking everyone for the recognition!
Good manners AND good teeth??
We'll give him an award for Best Person To Make Out With Us In A Jacuzzi Next Week!
LOLz!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
YUM!
Rafael Nadal beat the hell out of Roger Federer at the BNP Paribas Open, so in celebration and thanks to his fans for cheering him on, he took off his shirt and showed us his shirtless body!
We're totally cool with that.
In fact, he could just play tennis shirtless if he wanted, we don't give a f***!
Ha!
[Image via Splash News.]
In a bid to celebrate her 200k followers, and to get booted off Instagram for the hell of it, Sport Illustrated model Chrissy Teigen posted a photo of herself getting a spray tan… FULLY NUDE!
Let's just say there wasn't a boner in the land that didn't twitch when she hit "post" on Twitter! LOLz!
Anyway, for hours it got lots and lots of "likes" and retweets, yet it wasn't taken down! She was even fielding some questions about it:
Ha!
At the time of posting this, though, unfortunately it HAS been removed. The good news for you and your boners is that we have the pic in full glory for you AFTER THE JUMP!!!
