Angelina Jolie has revealed that she is expected to give birth on or around August 19th.

She's probably lying! Angie's crafty like that.

We first noticed that Angie was pregnant way back in January.

And the first report of her pregnancy was also in January.

So…..

It seems to us that Jolie is due a bit earlier than AUGUST!

Ange probably just wants to throw the media off her exact due date.

Who date be????

Kimora Lee Simmons looks almost unrecognizable!

The reality TV star and fashion designer made the bold choice to step out in Los Angeles without a stitch of makeup on Wednesday.

And she usually wears more than a drag queen does!

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"Man uses gun for backscratcher, shoots himself"

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Discrimination sucks!

We must FIGHT for equality, and LAMBDA Legal is leading that fight.

They need our help!

There's still a long way to go until we are all treated equally under the law.

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2. New Weezer!!!!!!
3. The Search For America's Next Tranny
4. Headline of the Week Weak
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6. Getting All "Method"
7. 10 Years Too Late?
8. Angie Confirms It: She's Having Twins!!!!!
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The song is called The Greatest Man That Ever Lived.

And there's only one word we can use to describe it: epic.

It's so amazingly awesome!!!!!

Check it out below.

And, tell us, what do U think of the song????????

Spotted: John "I Made Out With Perez" Mayer and new boyfriend, Jennifer Aniston, having a romantical dinner at the Waverly Inn restaurant in NYC on Wednesday night.

We can't blame Jessica Simpson for denying her split from Tony Romo.

She probably hasn't gotten over being dumped! It must sting, especially to go through something like that in public - again.

Despite her publicist dismissing reports of a split, even more media outlets are confirming news of the Simpson/Romo separation.

The Dallas Morning News is also reporting that Tony dumped Jess.

Says a columnist for the paper, "Two people close to Tony and Jess have told me that the glam couple is over, splitsville, kaput, put a fork in it."

And there you have it!

While Tony is busy macking on on chicks, Jessica is drowning her sorrows away.

Sad.

This fall is gonna be all about the DIVAS!

Janet Jackson is going to be joining Madonna and Tina Turner as they criss cross around America and the world in the Autumn.

That's right, Janet is going on tour!!!!!

What makes this especially exciting is that Miz Jackson hasn't hit the road since 2001. For those of you bad with math, that's SEVEN years ago….almost a DECADE!

So, expect this outing to be jam-packed with all the hits.

And, we're gonna have something very very special to announce soon with regards to the tour for all of you, our Perezcious readers.

Yay!!!!! Can't wait!

Miu Miu has fired Kirsten Dunst as their spokeswhore.

And, they've just hired Johnny Depp's gal, Vanessa Paradis, to be their new face.

The fall campaign featuring the gap-toothed Mademoiselle Paradis will be shot by the famous fashion photogs Mert Alas and Marcus Pioggott.

A Miu Miu spokeswoman declined to comment.

We think she wanted to say, "We didn't want our brand repped by a dirty, rehabed hasbeen anymore."

Touche!