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Argentina’s Javier Mascherano TORE HIS ANUS During This Week's World Cup Semifinal! OUCH!

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We’ve seen several painful injuries happen at the World Cup in Brazil so far: U.S.’s Jozy Altidore strained his hamstring, Mexico’s Hector Moreno broke his leg, and superstar Neymar went down after a knee to the back fractured a vertebra!

But those all sound like heaven compared to what Argentina’s Javier Mascherano suffered in his team’s semifinal match versus the Netherlands on Wednesday.

DUDE TORE HIS ANUS!!!

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All Of Brazil Is Devastated! See These World Cup Faces Of Sad Disappointment As Proof!

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What's sadder than being the home team and losing the World Cup??

Absolutely nothing according to the faces of these fans!

We felt really bad to see Brazil get absolutely destroyed by Germany but we didn't really feel it until we saw the faces of their fans.

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Sexy Brazilian Models Adriana Lima And Alessandra Ambrosio Taste The Sweet Sting Of Bitter Defeat Watching Germany Crush Brazil In The World Cup!

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Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio have quite a few things in common.

They're both super gorgeous, both insanely fit, both filthy rich, Victoria's Secret models… and oh yeah they're Brazilian (and support Brazil's soccer team in SUPER SEXY WAYS!)!

So of course they were in NYC at a Brazilian restaurant, watching Germany play Brazil in the World Cup.

If you care at all about soccer, then you've probably already heard…

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Ashton Kutcher Was Right THERE As Germany Mercilessly Punk'd Brazil In The World Cup! See The Moment Of Heartbreak In Before & After Pics HERE!

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Where were U when Brazil was massacred by Germany?

If you're Ashton Kutcher, the answer was the worst place to be — in Brazil's cheering section.

In a game being referred to as the #blitzkrieg on Twitter, Germany ended Brazil's World Cup hopes with a devastating 7-1 upset.

And Ashton was right there to bear witness.

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The 5 Most Googled Questions During The U.S.A. and Germany's World Cup Match Up Are Gonna Surprise You!

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USA fans had a LOT of questions of their mind during the recent World Cup match against Germany!

Yesterday was a VERY exciting day for U.S. soccer as the boys in red, white, and blue took on Germany in the FIFA World Cup for a shot to advance to the next round!

Tons of soccer fans tuned in to cheer on the United States as they snuck their way into the sweet 16 despite a disappointing loss, but as it turns out, even the most devoted supporters had some burning questions on their minds that they just HAD to ask during the game!

Lucky for us, Google compiled a list of the most searched questions during the match, and the results were actually pretty surprising!

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Anderson Cooper Got The Giggles Again! Watch Him Crack Up Over Vaginas: ‘I’m No Expert On The Topic!'

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Oh, here we go again!

We know that Anderson Cooper is a highly respected journalist acclaimed for his hard-hitting interviews and field reporting.

But as much as we love serious Anderson, silly Anderson is soooo much better!

The white-haired hunk was discussing THIS story, about an American tourist getting stuck in a sculpture that appears to be a vagina.

Too bad Coops can barely even say the V-word without letting a little giggle out! He even tells his audience at home:

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We’re Sorta Sad That The U.S. Lost Their World Cup Match Today But We’re SUPER Happy To See Them Smiling & Shirtless In The Locker Room After!

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We have a serious suggestion for FIFA

Um… how about the players just stay shirtless for the entire 90 minute match?

Maybe this pic of the U.S. Men’s National Team will help them decide!

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