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Is Real Housewives Of Dallas' Entire Show Going To Be About Poop?! Get A Sh*tty Recap!

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Fittingly, The Real Housewives Of Dallas made their #2 episode all about… #2.

Yes! A poop joke! Get ready for more, because on Monday night, RHOD was literally all about… poop. Like, that's it. That's all of it.

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The ladies of the big D talked toilet topics all night in a new development even for the folks over at Bravo, and it's AH-Mazing!!!

The women — including ring leader Brandi Redmond — attended the Mad Hatter's Gala to benefit the Dallas Arboretum as part of the show, and being Brandi, uh, she decided to adorn her hat to the event in, um… we're not really sure, OK?!

Neither were Tiffany Hendra and LeeAnne Locken, who wasted no time making fun of Miz Redmond for the look (below), starting with Miz Hendra:

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This Epic Twitter Tale Of A Woman Having To Poop On A Date Is Full Of Terror, Triumph, & Toilet Malfunctions!

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OMG, this is the most epic poop story of all time!

Um… not that it has THAT much competition. LOLz!

A woman who goes by the moniker @_blotty on Twitter shared a terrific tale of the terror, intrigue, and adversity of having to poop while on a hot date on Monday.

Related: James Franco Is Turning Zola's Twitter Tale Into A Movie!

Ch-ch-check out the entire story (below)!

And it all started with…

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TMI, Kendra Wilkinson! The Playboy Alum Just Shared The Sh*ttiest Story!

Hear the sh*t saga HERE!

We know Kendra Wilkinson isn't one to hold anything back, but we never really expected this!

On Tuesday, the blonde beauty took to Twitter to share what most people might consider to be too much information about her, um, bowels.

Related: Looks Like Kendra's Marriage Isn't In The Sh*tter!

The 30-year-old shared on social media that she was in desperate need of a bathroom because, apparently, she REALLY had to poop.

She wrote:

That's certainly a crappy complication, girl, but maybe keep it to yourself? Otherwise it's kind of awkward.

However, the turd talk was FAR from over. The Playboy alum got pretty graphic while she was describing her poop problem, adding:

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What The What?! A Cyclist Accidentally Started A Forest Fire After He Stopped His Ride To Poop On The Side Of The Road!

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When nature calls, right?!

That's what a cyclist in Boise, Idaho is saying right now after starting a forest fire that burned nearly 75 acres of land in the foothills around town, all because he had to poop while riding his bike!

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According to reports, a man was cycling on Thursday out on a rural road when he stopped to poop in a ravine. The man then tried to get rid of his waste by lighting his toilet paper on fire — hey, we can all get behind not wanting to leave trash out in nature, right?!

Only some embers from the fire jumped from his toilet paper as he was trying to bury it, and it quickly ignited nearby brush that had been suffering in very dry conditions! Seventy-three acres of forest later, the Bureau of Land Management and local firefighters finally got control of the fire.

BLM spokeswoman Carrie Bilbao said of the incident:

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Ed Sheeran Farts On Stage A LOT! But One Time His Fart Ended Up Being Something EVEN WORSE!

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We wonder if he just eats a lot of beans before a show?

Ed Sheeran is doing more than just Thinking Out Loud!

The singer spilled some smelly secrets about what he does on stage — you know, other than crooning love songs and melting all of our hearts.

And, as it turns out, the red-headed hitmaker revealed he frequently farts while performing!

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Yes, Perezcious readers, it's true! Our beloved Ed Sheeran is a compulsive gas-passer! And unfortunately for the musician, he says there was one time in particular when a tiny toot turned out to be something much less innocent!

That's right!

We're talking about the dreaded shart! Ewwwwwww!

The singer-songwriter "misjudged a fart on stage, which ended up being a shart." Ed says the moment is stained in his pants memory:

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Blake Lively Sent Ryan Reynolds The Most Cryptic Tweet Of All Time! What Could All These Emojis Mean?!

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What do these emojis even mean?!

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are notoriously private about their lives, so you can imagine the freakout we all had when the actress sent her hubby this tweet!

At face value, the text just reads of three emojis, but we suspect there's a deeper meaning to it all.

[ Related: Blake & Ryan Take A Break From Their Parental Duties! ]

An inside joke, if you will!

Here's what Blake sent her hunky husband on Twitter:

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Did You Hear Academy President Cheryl Boone Issacs Call An Oscar Nominee DICK POOP? Yes, You Did! Watch Again HERE!

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Oooooh boy is THIS cringeworthy!

During this morning's announcement of the 2015 Oscar Nominations, Chris Pine and Cheryl Boone Issacs read off the names with ease and sophistication.

At least, until they got to Dick Pope's nomination for Best Cinematography for Mr. Turner — then she had the most epic flub EVER!

[ Photos: The Hottest 2015 Oscar Nominees! ]

She announced the nominee as "Dick Poop" and EVERYONE heard it!

Talk about AWKWARD!

Cheryl quickly realized her slip-up and corrected herself, but the damage had already been done! It was the Poop heard ’round the world!

Poor woman! Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious moment (below)!!!

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