Fittingly, The Real Housewives Of Dallas made their #2 episode all about… #2.
Yes! A poop joke! Get ready for more, because on Monday night, RHOD was literally all about… poop. Like, that's it. That's all of it.
The ladies of the big D talked toilet topics all night in a new development even for the folks over at Bravo, and it's AH-Mazing!!!
The women — including ring leader Brandi Redmond — attended the Mad Hatter's Gala to benefit the Dallas Arboretum as part of the show, and being Brandi, uh, she decided to adorn her hat to the event in, um… we're not really sure, OK?!
Neither were Tiffany Hendra and LeeAnne Locken, who wasted no time making fun of Miz Redmond for the look (below), starting with Miz Hendra: