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TMI, Kendra Wilkinson! The Playboy Alum Just Shared The Sh*ttiest Story!

Hear the sh*t saga HERE!

We know Kendra Wilkinson isn't one to hold anything back, but we never really expected this!

On Tuesday, the blonde beauty took to Twitter to share what most people might consider to be too much information about her, um, bowels.

Related: Looks Like Kendra's Marriage Isn't In The Sh*tter!

The 30-year-old shared on social media that she was in desperate need of a bathroom because, apparently, she REALLY had to poop.

She wrote:

That's certainly a crappy complication, girl, but maybe keep it to yourself? Otherwise it's kind of awkward.

However, the turd talk was FAR from over. The Playboy alum got pretty graphic while she was describing her poop problem, adding:

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What The What?! A Cyclist Accidentally Started A Forest Fire After He Stopped His Ride To Poop On The Side Of The Road!

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When nature calls, right?!

That's what a cyclist in Boise, Idaho is saying right now after starting a forest fire that burned nearly 75 acres of land in the foothills around town, all because he had to poop while riding his bike!

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According to reports, a man was cycling on Thursday out on a rural road when he stopped to poop in a ravine. The man then tried to get rid of his waste by lighting his toilet paper on fire — hey, we can all get behind not wanting to leave trash out in nature, right?!

Only some embers from the fire jumped from his toilet paper as he was trying to bury it, and it quickly ignited nearby brush that had been suffering in very dry conditions! Seventy-three acres of forest later, the Bureau of Land Management and local firefighters finally got control of the fire.

BLM spokeswoman Carrie Bilbao said of the incident:

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Ed Sheeran Farts On Stage A LOT! But One Time His Fart Ended Up Being Something EVEN WORSE!

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We wonder if he just eats a lot of beans before a show?

Ed Sheeran is doing more than just Thinking Out Loud!

The singer spilled some smelly secrets about what he does on stage — you know, other than crooning love songs and melting all of our hearts.

And, as it turns out, the red-headed hitmaker revealed he frequently farts while performing!

[ Related: Celebs Who Love To Fart! ]

Yes, Perezcious readers, it's true! Our beloved Ed Sheeran is a compulsive gas-passer! And unfortunately for the musician, he says there was one time in particular when a tiny toot turned out to be something much less innocent!

That's right!

We're talking about the dreaded shart! Ewwwwwww!

The singer-songwriter "misjudged a fart on stage, which ended up being a shart." Ed says the moment is stained in his pants memory:

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Blake Lively Sent Ryan Reynolds The Most Cryptic Tweet Of All Time! What Could All These Emojis Mean?!

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What do these emojis even mean?!

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are notoriously private about their lives, so you can imagine the freakout we all had when the actress sent her hubby this tweet!

At face value, the text just reads of three emojis, but we suspect there's a deeper meaning to it all.

[ Related: Blake & Ryan Take A Break From Their Parental Duties! ]

An inside joke, if you will!

Here's what Blake sent her hunky husband on Twitter:

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Did You Hear Academy President Cheryl Boone Issacs Call An Oscar Nominee DICK POOP? Yes, You Did! Watch Again HERE!

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Oooooh boy is THIS cringeworthy!

During this morning's announcement of the 2015 Oscar Nominations, Chris Pine and Cheryl Boone Issacs read off the names with ease and sophistication.

At least, until they got to Dick Pope's nomination for Best Cinematography for Mr. Turner — then she had the most epic flub EVER!

[ Photos: The Hottest 2015 Oscar Nominees! ]

She announced the nominee as "Dick Poop" and EVERYONE heard it!

Talk about AWKWARD!

Cheryl quickly realized her slip-up and corrected herself, but the damage had already been done! It was the Poop heard ’round the world!

Poor woman! Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious moment (below)!!!

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Wanna Watch Bill Gates Drink Sh*t Water? Poop Is Boiled, The Steam Turns Into Water And Bill Gates Totally Drinks It

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When you've got billions of dollars, life must seem almost boring at times.

What does the man who can afford to do anything do in his spare time?

He drinks poop water!

[ Related: Footballer Poops His Pants Mid-Game! ]

You heard us, Bill Gates drank a glass of water that was basically boiled out of poop.

The water came from the Omniprocessor, which is described as:

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​Florida Football Player Poops His Pants Mid-Game!

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Oh sh*t!

Florida running back Adam Lane Jr. had an odd dark spot appear the butt of his fresh white pants during the Birmingham Bowl on Saturday. Yup, he pooped his pants!

Being the dedicated player he is though, Adam stayed in the game, but after scoring a two-yard touchdown, it was time to take care of business.

[ Related: Awful Teen Leaves The Crappiest Tip In History! Literally! ]

Well, take care of the business he'd already taken care of! LOLz!

Adam was seen trotting off the field, and someone even wrapped a towel around his lower half as he left for the locker room. Minutes later, he had a new pair of pants on!

But embarrassment be damned because Adam was named the game MVP! Woohoo!

Ch-ch-check out the stain in motion

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