Watch Out Jolokia -- There's A New Hottest Pepper In Town!

Break out the gallons of milk, because there’s a new hottest pepper in the world… ready for idiots brave people on youtube to consume!
Ha!
Meet the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Pepper, and meet it’s 2 million+ SHU rating.
To put that in perspective: The Habanero pepper has a maximum hotness of 350,000 Scoville Heat Units.
The Trinidad Moruga Scorpion averaged 1.2 million SHU — with some of them measuring two million-plus SHU.
On a related note: we will never be touching, let alone eating, this pepper.
LOLz!