Witchy woman, indeed!!
Madonna slayed the Grammys just like she’s slayed life, and it got us thinking — she’s totally the Fiona of the music industry!
Minus the evil, it wouldn’t surprise us if our Queen of Pop was the kind of inspiration Ryan Murphy had when he crafted Jessica Lange‘s character in the Coven installment of American Horror Story.
And then… holy sh*t AND THEN we realized that Sunday night’s ceremony actually had the makings of an entire coven sitting in the seats!!
See which industry starlets match up against the rest of the Coven …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Yes, much like Coven character Misty Day, the gorgeous Katy Perry has felt the fiery burn of hell (umm, divorce sucks people… hello? fair comparison).
She’s also a woman who beats to the drum of her own quirky heart, which is why we find the two so alike!
Also, we kinda fantasize about a collaboration between Katy and Stevie Nicks on the daily. Shhh… close your eyes and envision it — you’ll be a believer too!
And then there’s Zoe — AKA the one and only Taylor Swift.
She’s clearly the one with the biggest heart. And she’s got a lot of bets weighing on her being the next supreme due to her obvious talents.
But there’s a spark in this one! Don’t you dare fool her for a doormat, cuz you just might face the wrath of a hot blonde scorned! And trust us, there are certain reputation stains you don’t want to mess with…
Aw Nan … sweet, sweet Nan. She may not [SPOILER] be around on the show anymore, but Lorde‘s definitely here to stay!
The similarities they share are endless, but here are our favorites: feisty, dark, and honest! Some of the best traits to possess in any capacity if you ask us!
And while Nan might be blowing bubbles with Papa Legba, we’ve still got Lorde in our running for the future industry supreme! Just gotta play those cards right!!
You know, Cordelia is one helluva woman. And she doesn’t always get the credit she deserves!!
Kinda like P!nk!!
Both are true to their craft, but they’re also so true to themselves that sometimes it can sacrifice them the coveted popularity vote. Still, the steady one often wins the race…
Yes!! 110% DIVA BOSS RIGHT HERE!!
Beyonc├â┬⌐ and Madison have so much of the same fire, we can practically feel it next to us like they’re some kind of extra-dimensional heat lamp or something!!
OMG — HOT HOT HOT… GLOBAL WARMING KIND OF HOT!!
What!? You think we’d leave Mary Lambert out!?! Pshh!!
She might not be at the forefront of everyone’s minds, but much like Queenie, gurl has a strength to rival a thousand suns!! You don’t need to flaunt it to be it!!
So tell us, Perezcious readers… Madge reigns now (and forever), but…
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[Images via AP Images & FX.]
