Celebrity Apprentice: The Winner Is....

Wow! This was one craaaazyass season!
Last night The Donald fired hired his forth celebrity.
For their final challenge the two remaining contestants, Clay Aiken and Arsenio Hall, had to to create, host and sell tickets to a celebrity charity event that comes complete with a variety show and a charity-awareness ad.
So who won??
Was it the washed-up late night talk show host, OR the American Idol runner-up?
Preeeees Plaaaaaay to see Trump announce the fifth Celebrity Apprentice (above),
OR if you’re not into dramatic pauses and confetti cannons read who won…. AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Even though Clay’s fundraiser was WAAAAY better, and he raised double the money, Mr. Trump hired…. Arsenio Hall!!!
Perhaps the famously conservative business man didn’t want a gay rights spokesperson representing the Trump name. OR, maybe Arsenio’s obvious ass kissing won him the gig.
Whatever the reason is, we’re just glad Aubrey O’Day didn’t win Clay and Arsenio were able to raise TONZ of money for their charities!!