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Diplo Posted A Pic Of His Hard Peen On Insta, And We Have To Talk about It

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Well, we guess Diplo would like us all to talk about his penis.
And hey, who are we to say no to a little peen parley??
The DJ posted a photo on his Instagram Wednesday in which it is painfully clear he has a massive erection.
Related: HBO’s New Show Has So Much Penis!
It’s… well, we’ll just show you the post:

Diplo Penis on Instagram
Hey! You can’t pitch a tent that close to the water! (c) Diplo/Instagram

Diplo didn’t specifically call out the elephant in the room but he did cheekily refer to it in his caption:

I’ve been all over God’s green earth, and nothing excites me more than the raw beauty of nature.”

Ha! “Excited.” We see what you did there.

And god saw it too, Karen!

Obviously the sneakily revealing post got a lot of attention, including from the celeb community on Insta.
Actress pal Ruby Rose wrote:

This is why I don’t hug you anymore”

Model (and Kourtney Kardashian ex) Luka Sabbat joked:


Sounds like someone needs to cool down with a dip in that crisp water!
Probably the closest the DJ got to a standing O for his standing D was from Lindsay Lohan, who just posted that celebratory hand raising emoji:


Diplo also found a fan in adult film company Vixen‘s president, Greg Lansky, who commented:

HIRED. Call our office ASAP”

Katy Perry‘s ex going triple X?
Well, he wouldn’t be the only one with the raw talents…

Orlando Bloom penis
Orlando famously also showed off his manhood by a body of water. Huh. / (c) Gisele Tellier/Future Image/WENN

Most fans were either amused or in awe.
Here’s a sampling of some of the most memorable comments:

Is that?? Hahahha
damn daddy
I knew I liked his music but his taste in nature scenes is great too .. ?
I’m having heart palpitations

So here’s our question.
And no, it’s not whether you think Diplo has a good penis or not.

But yeah, by all means let us know in the comments (below).

No, we want to know why YOU think he posted it.
This isn’t the first time the DJ has gone TMI with his IG. Just a few months ago he went full Borat with his swimsuit:

Is he just an exhibitionist? Can’t help but bare it all at any opportunity?
Or maybe he’s particularly proud of his package and wanted to advertise. This could well be a thirst trap. He is looking particularly ripped…
The other option is he’s just joking around. Because peens can be funny.
What do YOU think, Perezcious readers??
[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN/Diplo/Lindsay Lohan/Instagram.]

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Jul 03, 2019 14:43pm PDT